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Egg McGuffin

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like if the Maltese Falcon were a breakfast sammich

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at those chubby cheeks! Somebody please adopt Murphy from NSPCA Dublin and post pictures of him, preferably hourly. He is FIV+ and apparently a giant cuddlebug. #spéirgorm nspca.ie/pet/murphy/
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Murphy - NSPCA
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Hope core
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at those chubby cheeks! Somebody please adopt Murphy from NSPCA Dublin and post pictures of him, preferably hourly. He is FIV+ and apparently a giant cuddlebug. #spéirgorm nspca.ie/pet/murphy/
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Murphy - NSPCA
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 17/09/2026
curated meme via @robintreks, a photo of the Sydney Opera House with its nested shell architecture; Kai Winn has been photoshopped into the scene wearing a very similar hat
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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: New cat species just dropped! 🧪 What is a tilcayo, exactly? Well, it's a small wild cat in the genus Leopardus and a member of the tiger cat species complex, but it is NOT a tigrina, oncilla, kodkod, Geoffroy's cat... www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gingersnap says hi. #catsofbluesky
Gingersnap, a white cat with orange spots on her ears and face, snuggled into a basket in a cat tree. She is snuggling her head in so hard that her eyelid is a little distorted.
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
A baba yaga but make it Waffle House.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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glass crab @glass-crab.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sorry for yet another picture, but this might be the best thing i’ve ever made #art #handmade
a dark red beaded necklace with a green and purple crab motif. a large white pearl hangs from the gold-coloured extension chain
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I found a Rarity-83 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 869 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 7 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/U5XWZD
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OUTLIER · Daily Global Word Game Scored on Rarity
The daily global word game where rare words win. Same grid worldwide. Can you find what everyone else misses?
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Epic handshake meme
Arm 1: Keir Starmer
Arm 2: Conor McGregor 
Clasped hands: Publicly embarrassed by Kneecap at the end of their career
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Soon. 🌱
Yellow/orange/salmon rosebud nearly ready to open. Variety is Scent from Heaven/Chewbabaluv.Cream/cherry red rosebud a few days from opening. Variety is Double Delight.A lot of little baby green strawberries
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 23/04/2026
Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Spock looking at his estranged father's doppleganger - "these aliens will never be on our side. whatever we do, whatever we say; they'll always be against us. we must strike them down before they can hurt us any further."
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Ra's Al Groh @uwes98.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Incredibly disrespectful to Kobe for Michael Jordan to win an Oscar after he did
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Erin Roseberry 🔜 SPX B5 @roseberrycomix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
To celebrate finishing the 4th print edition of Broomistega & Thrinaxodon, I would like to share the complete comic with you. It's about two very different Triassic animals at the end of the world 1/7 #paleoart #sciart #furryart
A page from a risograph comic. An ancient amphibian called Broomistega wanders a desert and asks: do you love me?
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
#formline #telekitneticart #indigenousart #paleoart custom formline commission of a yi qi for @dinosourcepod.bsky.social! thank you so much for commissioning me! 🪶🦖
A black and red formline design on a white background of a yi qi. The design is a side profile showing the yi qi in flight.
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Cleonique Hilsaca @cleonique.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The Beavers Yule✨🎄 Created for my agency’s monthly art prompt~ I’m traveling back to Savannah this weekend to spend the holidays with my family and I’ll be baking a yule log cake myself ☃️ . #kidlitart #illustration
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/12/2025
FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶
a pelican with their mouth open, and two fish are above to fall into their pouch, but one is above another and may take a path outthe pelicans mouth is closed, and there's a fish outthe pelican looks at the camera, miffed, the fish is far away from its head at this pointthe pelican opens its beak and tries to go for it, but i can report back it failed, the fish was long gone
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
penguin classics cover of a poartrait of the artist as a young man by james joyce but the cover image is a portrait of the artist formerly known as prince as a young man
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/11/2025
the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
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Kirra @kkentart.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
AHHH! CAT! Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest. “ !! “ Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher. #cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Gingersnap has acquired a couch that goes well with her orange patches
White cat with orange spots loafing on a couch with her front paws tucked in
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Summer ✨ @sumrtime.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I was working at the VLA when production came to shoot the opening scenes of #Pluribus. So as a #FBF and in honor of the third episode dropping today, I wanted to share some of my photos. 📡🤩
Photo of large white radio antenna from the Very Large Array at night.
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Bat Conservation International 🦇 @batcon.org · 14/11/2025
My boss says we have to do more "marketing". I hope this is what she meant...
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 04/11/2025
I cannot
Screenshot of a tweet by former NYC mayor Bill de Blasio. It's a photo of de Blasio wearing a bright-blue "Hot Girls for Zohran" T-shirt and smiling while looking into the sun next to a brick wall with a "vote here" sign taped to it. The main text of the tweet reads: One of the happiest votes I ever cast! What a beautiful day for NYC! sun emoji. at zohran k mamdani at hot girls four zohran.
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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
More info about Marta Leiva, the woman I witnessed being assaulted by plainclothed men in the SLC airport last week. She has a work permit legal through 2029, mom of 4 with sick kids: www.ksl.com/article/5139... You can donate to her gofundme for legal expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/apoya-madr...
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'Still in shock': Utah immigrant grappling with detention after arrest at Salt Lake City airport
A Utah immigrant, arrested last week at the Salt Lake City airport, is
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Liam @othemts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
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Egg McGuffin @eggmcguffin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Eric Bogosian, an older white man with curly grey hair and glasses looking skeptical
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #gulls. A Herring Gull shows off its catch of the day. #birds #nature #wildlife #photography
A gull in flight grips a blue crab in its bill. Photographed in Milford, Connecticut.
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Hunter Elenbaas @hunterje.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Took a break from some other projects to make a tribute to a hero #frog
A needle felt doll roughly resembling the viral anti-ICE protestor inflatable frog suit
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eolaí the artist @eolai.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A #painting for you. "West Pier, Dún Laoghaire" came out of multiple cycles and walks to the end of the lesser walked of Dún Laoghaire harbour's two main - and magnificent - piers. I like stonework. #SpeirGhorm #ArtYear #Scape
Landscape format loosely painted in acrylics on mat board. Small stone lighthouse at centre of circular paved walled-in ending of pier. Sunny day. Sky mostly blue with white wispy clouds mostly to right where sky breaks through in parts in a pale teal. Pier and light house stones are in yellows and oranges with some red in shadow of curved wall on right. Line details are in blue, red, and white. Lighthouse has green railing around base, a green narrow door on the left up 3 or 4 steps from base, and a green lantern on top. Shadow is on left edge of curved lighthouse and left sides of circular steps at base. The cast blue shadow of lighthouse itself extends out to the left from base of lighthouse. Signed top left, Liam Daly
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ollie 🪱 comms open! @thinginthedirt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
european goldfinch! #pixelart #birdart
64x64 pixel drawing of a european goldfinch sitting on a branch
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Fahrenheit Thermometer in Gdańsk, in honour of the scale’s inventor, features two important design choices: - What did Daniel Fahrenheit look like? We don’t know but we’re guessing “ripped” - look we have to put Celsius on the scale as well or people won’t understand it otherwise
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kat @the-uss-premise.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"For all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'" Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot. M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation
Vintage fan art done in half tones of Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the original Star Trek pilot.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
ANIMORPHS 
"Shh.
I'm shifting into 
SOUP 
MODE"
SCHOLASTIC  its Jason Alexander playing George Costanza from Seinfeld  going into soup mode for the winter
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 04/10/2025
Today was a rough one for many in our community, and the days horrors may not be over for some, but I'm here to report I was lucky enough to end it with this glorious barn owl flying across the golden sky. You may not be in the mood for my optimism, but I assure you, we're gonna win ❤️ 🪶
A barn owl flys above some brush in front of a muted orange sky
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Tallulah Cunningham @papertigress.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Its the first of #fatbatweek 2025! Kicking it off with the bat that inspired this years theme "fried things": the Japanese house bat: #油蝙蝠 or "oil bat". Kitsune udon comes w a slab of fried tofu. Shout out to @batconservation.bsky.social pacbat.org & globalsouthbats.org #diversitymatters
A illustration of a japanese house bat clutching a white bowl with blue bats on it and slurping up udon noodle from kitsune udon.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point
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Paul Wallace @paulmwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Junior pelican’s first portrait #birds
Juvenile brown pelican standing in the shallow surf, viewed from behind. The bird’s head is turned to the left so you have a nice profile of his brown head and long brown beak, which is held down against the bird’s body. The wing feathers, folded across his back, are brown edged in white. His legs are short and you can’t see the feet because they are buried in water and possibly sand. His dark eye shines in the sun. The shot is taken at a low angle so the background is light blue sky.
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