pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 4m#LastSeen on Apple TV is much better than I expected! Not life-changing or anything, but a solid jolt of suspense. 020
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 2hA recent bout of forced AI use at work ended with someone saying they “hope [I] will go be an AI evangelist to my teammates after this”... 000
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5hI reposted one of the screenshots from America’s stupid chatbot thing yday and then thought better of it. So just reupping my longtime refrain: Don’t talk to them, even for a joke! You’ve seen screenshots of the Minecraft thing - you don’t need to waste the water to try it yourself! 010
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5hAI boosters always want to argue “but it’s so useful!” and I reject the premise of that argument. Its utility or lack thereof is completely irrelevant to someone whose job (or breathable air, or clean water, or green space, etc.) was sacrificed on the altar of AI. 010
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 10hThey quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 10392232269
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikescaffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 8hmy god i am so weary of "everything is bad and only going to get worse and there is no end in sight" from every direction, all the time, nonstop 3363
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesscary again, naturally 🎃 @renandpen.bsky.social · 8hEvery word of this piece! ❤️🔥 conversationalist.org/2026/09/29/p... 041
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 22hAnyone who claims not to have heard Pee by janice toilet is lying for clout 031
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think this premise is just plain wrong. I’m one of the lefty AI haters he’s referring to, and I’ve never touched it *voluntarily, in my own time, or on a personal device*. I am FORCED to use it at work, so I know exactly what I’m talking about when I say it ain’t shit. 100
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 218140023510
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101761247
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION 365476
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesmerritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends 71013165
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“You’re so organized and put together!” I’m sorry WHAT??? Literally everything I own is in little piles all over my house. Little Piles of Stuff: the organizing system of the past, present, & future!™️ Please be serious. Who are these people referring to? 010
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I so wish it was possible to see yourself as others see you. The things people praise me for - especially in a work context - have no basis in reality whatsoever. 020
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The past few months, I feel like I’m in a constant state of worry. I don’t know if it’s just these “interesting” times, an ageing thing, or a problem. If the we rose up as one tomorrow and installed a benevolent, corrective, moral gov’t, would I still find SOMETHING to keep me up at night? 111
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While reminding me to go spray the entrance/exit, Mom said, “Your father is worried they’re building a nest inside the ceiling/exterior wall”. I DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING??? Anyway, this attempt to get me to DIY has very much backfired bc I’m calling my professional bug murderer today. 000
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit” 730849
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesLOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One last time … with feeling, everybody! 0187
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It is September 27th and I reject the wasps building a nest on my front porch this late in the year in the strongest possible terms! 100
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesGregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ohhhhhh my god someone wrote a song about texas? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?should we invite greg abbott 2688
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have had my reading glasses for over a year and I still gasp every time I put them on after trying to read without them. Who knew the world was so CRISP and DEFINED?!? 020
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On a better note, have this screenshot I took from Jon Ronson’s The Castle this morning. The whole thing is very shareable, but I’m refraining bc you should get your own copy. (And you’re welcome for the 8am too-lazy-to-get-my-glasses font size 😘) 010
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Noon on the east coast, and we have officially reached the Backlash To The Backlash phase of posting about The Song! Those who love The Song are snarking defensively about how anyone who hasn’t heard it is a crusty snobby bitch. You can like it! That’s fine! “I haven’t heard it” ≠ “it’s crap”! 110
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 27/09/2026i'm sorry baby, i swear it'll never happen again, after the midterms 24716
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In a fit of exuberance, I opened the windows before the first frost. Now the cats and I are learning about some new kinds of bugs! 020
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In last night’s dream, I read a web comic over & over but didn’t get it. Glanced down at my hand to find the comic tattooed on my palm. Got lost/forgot who I was while running an errand for my Mom. The cops trying to ID me took a blood sample from the knuckle of my thumb. 110
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It is objectively nuts to insist that everyone MUST have heard this song when the single defining characteristic of our time is that everyone is siloed off in their own personal media/culture cocoon.(I also have not heard the song) 140
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen 1035354
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rahm Emanuel on the TL jumpscarestatic.klipy.comAlt: Man with red hair and a beard grabbing someone and saying “What year is it?” 010
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/09/2026can't a guy walk down the street anymore without being harassed by artificial intelligence 2924554
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still working through this week’s playlist and found another case in point! Granted it’s Tom Morello, and he’s always been “political” (laudatory), but this kind of message is really A Thing this week! 000
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesEugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 899282535
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843151182
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/09/2026this kind of outcome was predictable the moment so-called "agents" became productized. the Spam Economy azhdarchid.com/imagining-th...azhdarchid.comImagining the Car but not the Traffic JamYour typical example of how AI can make life better is analogous to saying 212743
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you post “I know some HORRIFIC STUFF but I’m not gonna a say it bc you would PANIC and LEAP OUT OF A WINDOW”, your “not causing a panic” ship has already sailed. Just say whatever you have to say. 000
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026LRT is sthg I was thinking about earlier. Sometimes non-college-educated people I know seem to think I did book reports for 4 yrs. No, it was about learning HOW to read! Whose POV are you getting? Who doesn’t get to speak? Why not? Is the narrator reliable? …and those are the most basic questions! 110
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity. 213355823
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Is all the food in your country made of poison now? Why not get an Rx for a GLP-1? GLP-1s: reduce the ‘food noise’ during the coming famine!” 120
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This week’s New Music Playlist from All Songs Considered has lots more urgent, at-least-tangentially political music than usual. It feels like a tidal wave of Artistic Response coming out of nowhere. Is it a fluke? An indication of an *actual* vibe shift? Just a new person picking the songs? 010
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look, if you wanna start selling Halloween decor in July, fine by me. Whatever. But if you start selling *limited edition* pumpkin spice doughnuts in August, there won’t be any left by the time we get our first sub-60° morning! ASK ME HOW I KNOW. 120
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikeswhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62428366
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The fantasy that you can make an existential threat to the earth worse in the short term because maybe somehow magically in the long term it will solve it in some magical way already dismissed is part of artificial idiocy. We have the solutions. We just need to implement them. 523634
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if I was looking for wrong answers only, I’d ask A.I. 062
pumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yet another example of “whatever your job title is, the only actual job in 2026 is finding ways to funnel money to AI CEOs” 010
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106582519
Reposted by pumpkin spice eeyikesIvy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's Thinking Thursday, delete your robots 216456