Reposted by IvyJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 6hThey quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 9080392015
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Teammate at archery training got a bit upset that on top of taking archery classes and singing lessons and swimming and dancing I also played basketball in the past. He thinks that's a lot of hobbies to have! My sweet summer child 040
Reposted by IvyBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's not pensions you can't afford. It's not immigrants. It's not Disabled People. Or University educations. Or Healthcare. Or Housing. It's billionaires you can't afford, they are stealing all of this and much more. 625693
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Once you start doing the thing, a lot of things are surprisingly easy 230
Reposted by IvyRobert Fietzke @robertfietzke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Niemand: Die Linke sollte einfach mal regieren, dann wird sie sich schon von selbst entzaubern. Wir sollten die Sorgen & Ängste von Linke-Wählern ernstnehmen. Daher kopieren wir jetzt Teile ihres Programms und sprechen vor allem über ihre Themen Soziale Gerechtigkeit, Lebenshaltungskosten & Mieten. 583136903
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Terrible news :( LinkedIn actually produced a DREAM work opportunity for me :( Now I have to keep using LinkedIn :( 280
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026new cast requirement for my movies is all actors must be able to crinkle their forehead. no exceptions unless the character is explicitly a person who would be unable to crinkle their forehead. enough 180
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026While I am pro cold outreach, this is the shit that gives it a bad reputation. I work neither in German crime nor German thrillers nor in German nor in crime nor in thrillers. If I did, I wouldn't need someone else's work to put my name on (what?). Also this was written by ChatGPT. 291
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Think I'm just totally done with online retail in all forms. Keep losing hours of my life with "customer service agents" (robots?) who never resolve anything and then eating the cost for damaged items of inaccurate information. Also buying from a physical store is more community & less surveillance 140
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Überall will irgendwas deinem Hund an den Kragen. Wald? Eichenprozessionsspinner. Wiese? Zecken, Zecken, Zecken. See? Neue Art von Blaualgen. Stadt? Giftköder. Mehr so Bodyguard als dolce vita lately 020
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just have to harp on about how amazing second hand shopping x the good internet is. i bought a stationary bike for €20 and use it while watching someone cycling through rural china for free, on the cheap tv i also bought second hand 380
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey guys just saying goodbye quickly, i'm starving but my doggie is asleep dreaming with his head on my leg so i'm gonna have to peace out like this ✌️ 250
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everybody stop what you are doing. i just realised HOW SILLY the word snorkeling sounds 070
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i love food but i hate english food related vocabulary. "lunch" ew "meal" ew and the worst offender, please brace for impact brekky 150
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You can just learn absolutely anything for free on the world wide web in the year 2026 😭 160
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026another horrible thing about the ai-fication of media is that previously if you wanted to put out some horrible shit out, you at least had to try and find an actor to do that. it filtered out SOME garbage. it facilitated SOME conversation. now anybody's brain worms come to life with a few clicks 050
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry guys I can't turn in any work today. The person next to me has been pulling her nose up every four seconds for the past couple hours and now she is eating with her mouth open 140
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026everybody: conservatism is on the rise, young women now want to be trad wives meanwhile: 010
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A very easy way to screen out toxic masculinity is having a little dog. Mine is not even that little but if you ask someone what they think about chihuahuas you find out everything you need to know about that person 1101
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when comrade is working overtime (until 4am on a sunday 🌸) and you want to boost morale 071
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026can't wait to be finished watching widow's bay. i'm so stressed 160
Reposted by IvyCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026It didn't become psychologically harmful on its own. Humans made it like that to addict other humans to use it. 41446
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Quoth an instagram engineer: “I don’t let my kids use that shit” 021
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026who says you can't do wildlife photography while stuck in traffic 1200
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I miss my doggie 😭 (i'm on the sofa and he went to his bed) 2130
Reposted by IvyTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask. 4639341074
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026putting a lot of complaining on the TL so i also want to say i created a lot of opportunities for myself out of thin air recently on my dream career trajectory and discovered a lovely new place for walkies with doggie 150
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026pro: found a good archery club con: it's part of a gun clubstatic.klipy.comDavid Rose from Schitt's CreekALT: David Rose from Schitt's Creek 010
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looking through google images from a local coffee shop from years ago and it says Latte €2,50static.klipy.comTupac Shakur Thinking DeeplyALT: Tupac Shakur Thinking Deeply 150
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh my god everything is fucking ai now. music to work to on youtube? ai. educational videos? ai. looking for inspo on pinterest? my sister, it's ai 370
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm just so happy to see consequences for cowardice and selfishness 040
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026most people don't deserve dogs but also like how stupid. you just wake up to no dog. walk around no dog. washing ur dishes without having a dog. what's the point 191
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026why did y'all make me watch widow's bay it's so good but it's so SCAWY 061
Reposted by IvyGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026We might once have called her a ‘brave truth-teller’, but as it stands we have reserved that title for bestselling authors, prominent television pundits, salaried columnists and individuals who hold views so tediously predictable they can outsource writing entire books to unthinking machines. 11652102
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hey sorry i have to cancel but as i was getting ready my dog got up and did his big stretch cause he thinks he's coming so now i can't go thanks for understanding xo 0110
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hab geträumt jemand hat meinen Namen so wiederholt, wie ich ihn selbst ausgesprochen habe, und nicht wie in 98% der Fälle im Wachzustand selber beschlossen, wie man den sagen sollte, weil irgendein Fußballer aus einem anderen Land als dem, aus dem ich komme, auch einen Namen hat, der auf -c endet 000
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Loituma Girl will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 040
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Freelance filmmaking requires a strong mental game but sometimes you get an email from a National Geographic Explorer that says "Thank you for the beauty and awareness you are creating in this world!" and for a moment everything is beautiful and nothing hurts 🥹 180
Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As any polyglot knows, so much of language doesn't translate well, but I am so delighted that I can use one of my favorite words in English - shenanigans - in German too: Firlefanz 070