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Conor Jeory

@easecoasting.bsky.social
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Andrew Kohan @akohan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have a whole thread in drafts about how bikelash politics are just fascism and they just…tweeted it out
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/05/2026
have we tried turning reality off and then back on again
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
why do fur seal pups look like British men who've been told the pub doesn't do lager
a fur seal pup in some sand with beachy grasses behind it. it has the expression of a man who is quite drunk but is trying his best to seem dignified despite everything falling apart two fur seal pups in amongst long grass. it is a grey day with a stormy sea behind them. one is turning up its nose in apparent disgust, while the other looks like it's going to cry. this seal pup is perched on a rock, and looks a little cross-eyed but nonetheless deeply annoyed with you. another pup is visible in the background, crawling away from this mess a seal pup that appears to have just had a bath, so it's all wet and its fur is soapy and slick to its body. it is desperately trying to hold onto its dignity.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
On election night and the following month, I said on The Guardian that the electorate did not vote for what this govt was going to do and National’s/Luxon’s polling shows I was right.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I never thought they could ruin weed
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands

Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
youtu.be
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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Tom @kiwiteej.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Good thing for Simon that running out of fuel entirely however, won't in fact hurt businesses. Swear to god these people are such infantile thinkers it's doing my head in #nzpol
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A Bolt From the Blue. We’re on our hands and knees, and still sucking up fossil fuels. Seems like we wouldn’t know an alternative if it bit us on the bum. My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #FossilFuels #EnergyCrisis #Climate
Cartoon. Title: “A Bolt From The Blue” Image shows three people on their hands and knees, and their heads in the ground, craving fossil fuels. One is being struck by lightning, ZAP, that has burnt his bum.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Funny but frighteningly accurate‼️
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
...(3) diplomacy in aftermath essential, yet State is gutted, regional ambassadors (who even are they?) not primed to deal with aftermath, will Kushner and Witkoff add this to their rebuilding portfolio? Just asking that question is nuts. 4/
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Funny, the mafia also operates as an interlinked organisation designed to generate profit through extortion, is not held accountable by officials, and also makes billions of dollars each year 🤔
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Seymour is almost certainly making this bizarre Prince Andrew reference to flex on everyone that the pedophilia & sexual abuse that has been *proven* about members & leaders of ACT has gone completely un-interrogated by NZ media in any effective way Media are both complicit & the butt of his joke
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brad willingly entered the warp drive @bradicality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Elon Musk is on the moon. His helmet fails because Grok designed it. His puffy, sallow face blows up like a balloon; his eyes go red before they burst completely. His face is frozen now, his chipmunk cheeks fall off one after the other. The livestream chat is just repeating EPIC & poggers emotes
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Manu Caddie @manucaddie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
97% of central govt expenditure was on responding to and recovering from natural disasters, only 3% spent on risk reduction and resilience. Yet…“the Government cannot commit to providing financial support for the business case at this stage”. #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
stuff.co.nz
Government rejects plan to prevent landslides and save hundreds of millions in Gisborne
Plan pitched as a model for other regions too.
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Te wookie o te tāngata @chewienz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
WE HAVE A DATE... 7th of November. we have to organise and activate those in our lives that, for what ever reasons, may decide to not bother. vote.nz/enrolling/en...
vote.nz
Enrol or update online
Enrol to vote or check and update your enrolment details. Get ready to have your say in New Zealand’s elections and referendums.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Union, union, union.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 10/01/2026
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The response to the ICE killing of Renee Nicole Good is not what the White House was expecting. Like with their hiding of the Epstein files, part of the fundamental problem they are facing is that the stories the Trump administration has built their movement on are being shown for their emptiness.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So it’s abundantly clear he raped a ton of children now, right?
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🇺🇸Boston Brian🇺🇦 @bostonbrian.com · 02/01/2026
Zelenskyy CRUSHES Trump in US Polls! HUGE Numbers! #shorts youtube.com/shorts/7Jbhq...
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Zelenskyy CRUSHES Trump in US Polls! HUGE Numbers! #shorts
YouTube video by Boston Brian
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Buffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 02/01/2026
Mamdani: For the good of New York, I have ordered James Murphy to finish the next LCD Soundsystem album. Our long municipal nightmare is almost over.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mamdani‘s been mayor for a day. Already I have a terrible headache, my apartment is a mess, my kids are estranged from me, and I feel increasingly alienated from a cold and unfeeling society that doesn’t recognize how right I am about everything. I told you so. —Today in the @nytimes.com
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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a bald man wearing a suit and tie is looking at the camera
ALT: a bald man wearing a suit and tie is looking at the camera
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
STRICKLAND: Participate in the UFC White House event? "Just to go hang out with the fucking Epstein list? I'm good, dude."
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caesarrodney2025.bsky.social @caesarrodney2025.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
First of all, rude
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Chris A. 🎃 @letseatnachos.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Zohran could end this nightmare right now by pointing at Stephen Miller and telling Trump "we don't like him"
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Princess Buttercup ☠ @sckitupbttrcp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hey trans-folk, non-binary and takatapui peeps I see you, we see you. Your value as a human being isn't contingent on your genitals or karyotypes matching your gender. Ignore the TERFs & bigoted cockwombles if you can, take time out if you need. Our society is enriched cause you're you. #nzpol
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
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a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
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(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔))) @creativeelc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608... The week that a police scandal rocked Aotearoa New Zealand. At the highest level of law enforcement. #McSkimming #NzPol #NZPolice #Police #Cartoon #Caricature
Cartoon. Title: Who will police the police? 

In a darkened room chief commissioner of the New Zealand police McSkimming sits at his desk. He's opening his laptop and says, "it's only a crime if you don't wear a uniform". Behind him in a frame reads the words 'Safer communities together'.
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Pat Brittenden @patbrittenden.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hey team, it's the LAST DAY to make a nomination for the NZ Podcast Awards Listener Choice award. Wondering if you haven't nominated us yet if you would consider doing it today. Head to www.nzpodcastawards.com/nominate Podcast Name: BHN Link to Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
HaHalariousness
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we…
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Rod Emmerson @rodemmerson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
In today’s NZ Herald
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
Bob Mortimer on Wilty
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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
nzherald.co.nz
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal full story about the downfall of deputy police boss.
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Mike Hudema @mikehudema.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tiny urban forests can help #rewild urban settings and help fight #climatechange. The brainchild of the Japanese botanist Miyawaki is taking his idea global. We have so many solutions. Implement them. #ActOnClimate #climate #forests #nature #biodiversity
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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Stephanie Rodgers 🍉 @bootstheory.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes. And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all Refuse to be divided.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh, this is good.
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Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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