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Conor Jeory

@easecoasting.bsky.social
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Tairawhiti, Ngati Porou Artist Youdoyoutube Instamatigram FaceOff Legací twatter ha ha And now BlueSkyLinerNotes oh and 🤗 Sharon Murdoch for the profile pic!

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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I can't afford to do that😑
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Squeaky men
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Andrew Kohan @akohan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have a whole thread in drafts about how bikelash politics are just fascism and they just…tweeted it out
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
But where do I puts the bleach??
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Auē😞
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/05/2026
have we tried turning reality off and then back on again
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
why do fur seal pups look like British men who've been told the pub doesn't do lager
a fur seal pup in some sand with beachy grasses behind it. it has the expression of a man who is quite drunk but is trying his best to seem dignified despite everything falling apart two fur seal pups in amongst long grass. it is a grey day with a stormy sea behind them. one is turning up its nose in apparent disgust, while the other looks like it's going to cry. this seal pup is perched on a rock, and looks a little cross-eyed but nonetheless deeply annoyed with you. another pup is visible in the background, crawling away from this mess a seal pup that appears to have just had a bath, so it's all wet and its fur is soapy and slick to its body. it is desperately trying to hold onto its dignity.
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Concur hardout🤘👍
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Grrrr
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The front fell off haha
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
On election night and the following month, I said on The Guardian that the electorate did not vote for what this govt was going to do and National’s/Luxon’s polling shows I was right.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I never thought they could ruin weed
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is this a brexit thing?
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh that's quite triggering for us Gisbornites, we can't turn around for all the feijoas🥺
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands

Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
youtu.be
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
J.Divans suite of endorsements haha
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Trump Straits are dire
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A joke and probability We All have made and speculated on
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Tom @kiwiteej.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Good thing for Simon that running out of fuel entirely however, won't in fact hurt businesses. Swear to god these people are such infantile thinkers it's doing my head in #nzpol
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a dark green background with a few leaves in the foreground
Alt: Jungle - a dark green background with a few leaves in the foreground
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A Bolt From the Blue. We’re on our hands and knees, and still sucking up fossil fuels. Seems like we wouldn’t know an alternative if it bit us on the bum. My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #FossilFuels #EnergyCrisis #Climate
Cartoon. Title: “A Bolt From The Blue” Image shows three people on their hands and knees, and their heads in the ground, craving fossil fuels. One is being struck by lightning, ZAP, that has burnt his bum.
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just get the fuck away from This murrica
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'll only believe it's him if they don't edit out his slurps uh huh
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Years of it to come
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Needs string of pearls 😑
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Can you set it to just wink at you from its dock when yr busy?
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Frei dunions
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wait - whose house did Shane go to sleep in ? - after watching some pornhub on his device first of course..
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Your living creature person of a girlfriend is soooo lucky to have you😑
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
We haz navy?
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Well...there was this⬇️⬇️ www.cnn.com/2024/09/20/b...
cnn.com
Chechen warlord Kadyrov accuses Elon Musk of ‘remotely disabling’ his Cybertruck | CNN Business
Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov has accused Tesla CEO Elon Musk of “remotely disabling” his Cybertruck, which had been sent to the frontline of Russia’s war in Ukraine.
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Mum used to say The Wind Might Change And It'll Stay That Way haha
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Badly shaved head too. Blotchy nose. Not a good look for our el presidenté
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The bots get quite frothy
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Funny but frighteningly accurate‼️
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
...(3) diplomacy in aftermath essential, yet State is gutted, regional ambassadors (who even are they?) not primed to deal with aftermath, will Kushner and Witkoff add this to their rebuilding portfolio? Just asking that question is nuts. 4/
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Except Bush wasn't Epsteining his way forward
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Popularity Poll Dancing
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Funny, the mafia also operates as an interlinked organisation designed to generate profit through extortion, is not held accountable by officials, and also makes billions of dollars each year 🤔
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sheep Obviously Not Sorted
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Republicans have TrumpFilesDerangementSyndrome
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Apoocalaypse Now
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Seymour is almost certainly making this bizarre Prince Andrew reference to flex on everyone that the pedophilia & sexual abuse that has been *proven* about members & leaders of ACT has gone completely un-interrogated by NZ media in any effective way Media are both complicit & the butt of his joke
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ssssshhhhhhh we're trying to avoid the eye of Souron
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Rack em up. It's only Feb haha
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
That's the crew in Jaws haha
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The Goodies
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brad willingly entered the warp drive @bradicality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Elon Musk is on the moon. His helmet fails because Grok designed it. His puffy, sallow face blows up like a balloon; his eyes go red before they burst completely. His face is frozen now, his chipmunk cheeks fall off one after the other. The livestream chat is just repeating EPIC & poggers emotes
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