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Words can buzz and hum like insects in the air. I'm not actually a cat, but that's a secret.

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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's me. I'm now the boss. Tremble at my unlimited power! (Ok, not unlimited. Have you seen the price of energy these days?)
Headline: "Parliament is dissolving: Who's left in charge?"
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. Sticks out like a sore thumb, mate..
Headline: "Every day is Valentine's Day in the Luxon household, "PM says.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am Jack's total lack of suprise. www.stuff.co.nz/home-propert...
stuff.co.nz
Reality TV star’s property firm fined for breaching tenancy laws
A Christchurch property management company has admitted committing multiple breaches of tenancy laws across 20 different properties, including forcing a tenant out without lawful grounds.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/09/2026
You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is, I know how to curse.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2023 saw the formation of the risible "Coalition of Chaos". An arrangement that would almost be laughable if it weren't ao serious. And, now in 2026, we're seeing the ultimate conclusion of that - those parties are saying anything for votes, knowing it won't matter after the election.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kind of hilarious that National have to trot out John Key. A reminder of when they had a popular leader, I guess.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess it could be worse. You could be selling cars and trying to claim it is "art".
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Newsroom NZ @newsroom.co.nz · 26/09/2026
Comment: Gerry Brownlee held MPs to a double standard, with harsh punishments for the Opposition and leniency for the coalition.
newsroom.co.nz
Gerry Brownlee, Parliament's ineffectual policeman, wraps up chaotic term
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me back my 2 am, you bustards.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm gonna sound like a terrible old fart here but... what is the source of that massive bass sound? Coming from the harbour, waterfront, I guess? It's really fucking loud....
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shallow populist says what? Must be election season.
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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Countries by how New Zealand they are
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frankly, if Shane Jones is against it then I'm all for it.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's nothing nowt as corrupt as "professional sport." At least professional wrestling doesn't try to deny it.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mentioned to S the other day, in passing, "I'd like to make a meal with, you know, some vegetables." "You've got a lasagne, don't you," she responded. "That has vegetables?" "Well maybe a vegetable."
static.klipy.com
Blackadder Eating Vegetables
ALT: Blackadder Eating Vegetables
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's still kinda odd thinking back on this, my 70s and 80s childhood. We didn't have a colour tv until about 1984. Didn't have even a VCR until about 1988. But. There was always books. So many books. And a library card. And a reserve and a river out the back, and a dog to walk, and imagination.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huh. This afternoon's Stuff quizz has a question about Ronald Hugh Morrieson. Given, as far as I know or can recollect, I'm the only person has has read Morrieson, this is quite one for the books... www.stuff.co.nz/quizzes/3610...
stuff.co.nz
PM quiz: F1 driver Max Verstappen competes under the flag of which country?
Stuff afternoon quiz: Sep 25
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hear much support for the monarchy I see the Union Jack in flames, let it burn I see Namatjira with dignity I see Truganini's in chains youtu.be/LcxdbZ5chcc?...
youtu.be
Midnight Oil - Truganini (Official Video)
YouTube video by MidnightOilVEVO
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come on down from the cross, we could use the wood.
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote!
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damnit. Daylight savings starts this weekend. Time really does seem to pass more quickly the older one gets. It's all relative, innit.
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Andrew Little @andrewlittlenz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The government has announced the Head Start programme for local government amalgamation is not going ahead. The government is responsible for a total waste of ratepayers' money, and it's totally unacceptable 🤯
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, isn't the best response to all of this is to ask everyone interviewing, taking content from Jordan Williams to ask "why are you interviewing this sex pest?" Thing is, it didn't work on David Farrar, either.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Hager book isn't just a Hager book. First comes the book, then come the denial - which are actually really important for setting the goalposts for the next step, which is other journalists trying to establish the claims for themselves. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
'No claims': Taxpayers' Union 'categorically denies' sexual harassment payout claim in Nicky Hager book
The Taxpayers' Union has rejected a claim in Nicky Hager's latest book that it settled an employment dispute involving allegations of sexual harassment against its executive director.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, while I'm starting to cook down this ragu... "No stranger to brutality, now they'd like to be somewhere else." youtu.be/kW22emmkrUY?...
youtu.be
Kosciusko (Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Midnight oil - Topic
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cookery advice. If I were to cook down the ragu sauce, and the big ol' bechamal, etc. Layering down a lasagne this afternoon... you reckon it'll still be good to do the final bake in the oven on Friday? Just, I've lots of spare time this afternoon, and all the things for a lasagne.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Except, you know, the Obudsman's power is to essentially go "tsk tsk, naughty, don't do it again." And when they do it again? "Oh, naughty, I told you not to do it again!" The Ombudsman needs real enforcement power. Also, see, the "Independent" police conduct authority.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Winston First new health policy, as written by mumsnet.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching this game of rugby and, whenever they mention "referee Paul Williams" I'm constantly disappointed it's not THAT Paul Williams. 'Where's the dorky white dinner jacket?" I wonder.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you the police?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians"
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Blues Brothers: No Ma'am, We're Musicians
ALT: Blues Brothers: No Ma'am, We're Musicians
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Auckland Women's Centre @akwomenscentre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fantastic Suffrage Day advice 💜💚💜
be the GOAT enrol to vote
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bill @wiremu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
'buildings no longer require earthquake strengthening' reads like mission accomplished, whereas 'the requirement for buildings to be earthquake strengthened has been removed by the current coalition govt to reduce costs' reads as an indictment.
rnz.co.nz
Thousands of NZ buildings no longer require earthquake strengthening
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown says common sense has prevailed, after the government passed legislation that means thousands of buildings across the country will no longer require earthquake strengthening...
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Menelaus: I been hacked. all my wife gone. please help me.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just said an archetypical Gen X quote: "I'm sorry, you'll have to say that again, my tinnitus is very loud today." So many days spent in small rooms with boys and their loud toys.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know we're only two episodes in but... who else is absolutely loving David Fane on the latest season of Taskmaster New Zealand. He has an explanation. A story. For everything. Ok, maybe absolutely bullshit stories, but, damn does he tell them well.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Related: I'm still absolutely loving having our provincial rugby tournament on TVNZ+ Watching it, for free, with some great competitions - it's really drawn me back in as a fan of rugby union.
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Kevin @kevinz1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Allow your imagination to soar.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm really not enjoying how the skeezy cop-moustache is now the fashion amongst young men. "Bring back the mullet," I say.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What National MPs, David? "Oh, you wouldn't know them, they go to another Parliament." www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
thepost.co.nz
Seymour says National MPs are asking him to stop supermarket policy
Nicola Willis says her caucus is behind supermarket decision, but David Seymour disagrees.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, that's right ACT, the problem clearly is people are earning too much.
Headline: "ACT pledges to freeze adult minimum wage, lower youth training rate"
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, Valencia! "So wait for the stone on your window, your window... but, O Valencia, with your blood getting cold on the ground."
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sarah has, recently, introduced me to what she calls "kiwi poutine." It's oven chips, layered with bland colby cheese and poured over with over-salted chicken gravy. To be honest, it's fucking delicious. (But, unlikely to meet any healthy eating guidelines.)
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RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Train passenger numbers jump 38% on first weekday of Auckland's City Rail Link
rnz.co.nz
Train passenger numbers jump 38% on first weekday of Auckland's City Rail Link
See how the morning unfolded:
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
There are Muppets, they want to make a Show. No one knows how this actually works. Sometimes Alice Cooper stops by
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's an Aston Martin DB9 parked out on the street. That's not something you see every day in this suburban hill country.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...wait. Chris Penk is writing OP Eds these days?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok, I admit I was confused, because aren't employer contributions already compulsory? But, no, the actual headline should read "Labour will make employer contributions at least 6%, regardless of the employee's contribution. " Which is quite a big policy change, really.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know, I think I could quite happily live the rest of my life without ever hearing about Paul Henry again.
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pöst-scött @buzzandhum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, fuck off.
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