Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialSukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.'' 198142143090
dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s future involves playing million dollar birthday party gigs for Arab sheiks who secretly funnel money to both Israel and Hamas. 010
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME” 1065268682
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The bird was watching and the reaction was fun 🤣 1044206834
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thunder is fake. It doesn't even sync up properly with lightning. There's some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. 1049647
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We’re not changing it. 17536227811516
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 444774963
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226395107143
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Enes Canter saying he's here to defend womens sports is a fascinating change from when he was in the NBA and couldn't defend anything 662927319
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026if only mitch mcconnell was alive to respond 812860420
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026René Magritte - "Evening Falls" (1964) 151939240
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes. 1018268884071
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... " 820253208395
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Was the point of Max Miller doing that video today to make him look even more guilty? If so, mission accomplished. 22674611208
dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’m glad the focus group gave Moreno permission to condemn Max Miller’s abuse of his daughter and granddaughter. 010
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" is tremendously inaccurate. None of that stuff happened. 1127811
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked. 461184168
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10706503020329
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain. 2014169243377
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialelijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This Is Just to Say I have eaten the Senate race that was winnable And which you were probably counting on to retake control of the Senate Forgive me oysters are boring and this diversion fed my giant ego 091
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialDarren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. 2100561532
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election 192168052488
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026glad congress isn’t alive to see this 4646951172
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants" 10796112616
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026What a picture from cheney orr of @reuters.com — a Black woman on a train surrounded by masked white supremacists, emboldened in Trump’s America. One for the history books. 42247911722
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114722107
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 18/06/2026It's funny how SpaceX is $2T company run by a guy now worth $1T that had to issue $20B in bonds because the $86B they raised with their IPO immediately went to pay off debt accrued by their AI company that's built off of a fork of another AI company's code But it's definitely not a scam! 1062339685
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years. 14864832580
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialtacos el marx 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026same guys protesting having to wear a pride flag. 961246310
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252274862
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves. 873354509540
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialsilverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 02/06/2026Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo. 844399530
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/05/2026they're turning plato's cave into an airbnb 2323428
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialOl' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen. 737198323113
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085401016196
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 16083991814
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialClay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party. 21960801768
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2026OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child 12197742141
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialmweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Editorial cartoonist Andrea Arroyo presents “The Slow Bleeding of American Democracy.” 9735681153
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialJulie Roginsky @julieroginsky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Why is a 76-year-old man doing all the hard work in this moment? Where are the Millennial/Gen Z artists (ahem, Taylor Swift) to shake their audiences into sobriety about what is going on? open.substack.com/pub/saltypol...open.substack.comWhy is Springsteen Doing All the Hard Work?What today's generation of best-selling artists refuses to do 1453158864310
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch” 1247169112453
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialMad Cat 🌹 @madcatfanatic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Father & son 466101281668
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialRev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people. 347181275447
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it. 301181083746
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.socialCrabby Husky Lady @crabbyhuskylady.bsky.social · 29/03/2026It’s disgusting to think the signature from Epstein’s birthday card would be on our currency. 523118843083
Reposted by @dylanris.bsky.social Jaq - Art &c @jaqarts.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Albert Pinkham Ryder ( 1847 – 1917) The Toilers of the Sea, 1880 0344
