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The Fontainebleau in Vegas is advertising aggressively in this area and in the commercial they show a woman playing blackjack choosing to “stay” (a play on “staying” at the resort) when she has a soft 18 vs a dealer face card. This is the incorrect play. The correct play is to hit.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 18h

athletes and celebrities doing ads for gambling websites know no shame

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 20h

may we one day have the representation in office that so far just lives in Steve Bannon’s head

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 22h

can they come over here and strike our data centers too ?

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 22h

just got kicked out of Disneyland for giving a thumbs down from the railroad to all the people walking below

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 23h

I regret to inform you that, out of sheer spite towards me personally, Josh D’Amaro has turned the volume back up on the lightning strike in the Grand Canyon diorama.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: AI actress Tilly Norwood is dead. She was killed by a Ukrainian drone strike on a data center in Russia.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: Liberty Biberty, an outspoken anti-vaxxer, has died of the measles.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

all you had to do was kick a field goal and win

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

lmao commanders you need to fire your coach lol

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This may have been true a couple years ago but anecdotally my theater has been more packed than it’s ever been for films that aren’t coming close to winning anything.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

calm down cam little it aint the super bowl

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

oh that’s why the color commentary sucks, it’s jason kelce. like listening to the annoying drunk at the bar talk nonsense about the game to anyone in earshot, except even less funny

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

scared white trump voters in their quiet neighborhoods:

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

at some point I would think Stephen King would be like “Mike what the actual fuck are you doing”

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In the Progressive commercial where he brings in a social influencer to explain internet monetization, I think the people who are becoming their parents make some excellent points.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

jfc Raiola is shit who’s the third stringer who else we got

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

why didn’t the goalie even move lol

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I put my ballot in the ballot collection box today. 🥰

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

would love to see a dream valkyries finals

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

liberties suck again. lynx fans get to gloat. their bizarre ionescu hatred vindicated i suppose.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have to pay authors in such a way that if the TITLES of their books, stories, or articles contain the word “Russia” or “Russian” or “Moscow” or “Putin”, I have to mask the title so it doesn’t set off automatic bank sanction alerts. But ok, we can just purchase diesel from Russia now I guess.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

this is a normal thing everyone knows

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

at some point Trump is going to nuke San Diego himself

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

scared white trump voters in their quiet neighborhoods:

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I 100% agree. Vote like Donald Trump is on the ballot.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am positive now that the box Trump wears on his ass is some sort of fart trapper. His anus just can’t help leaking farts, so he has some sort of deodorizer on his ass because he has heard the reports of his noxious odor and he is deeply embarrassed.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I ask yet again why Oogie Boogie Bash doesn’t turn Avengers Campus into a scare zone.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bessie Love is also notable for her performance in The King on Main Street (1925). In it, she performs the first Charleston recorded on film, which popularized the dance in the US.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

well, we got b), just waiting for a)

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if they had made it for Ozzy instead, they would have packed the stands

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 09/10/2026

“A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.” theintercept.com/2026/10/08/i...

theintercept.com

ICE Agent on Scene of NYC Shooting Was Posing as Construction Worker, Eyewitness Says

A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Going through some of my Oscars skeets and wanted to expand on a few of the nominees mentioned. The below skeet mentions that art director Harry Oliver was nominated for his work on 7th Heaven (he was nominated the next year for his work on Street Angel as well). Some interesting notes on Oliver:

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He said this because Bob Chapek used to read my Twitter and was tired of my shit.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You should be allowed to riot when you go to McDonalds for Monopoly but they're all out of game pieces.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m interested to see what they do!

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