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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 6m

After Eric Schmitt's colossal fuck-up today, Rudy Giuliani is breathing a [wheezy] sigh of relief about the whole Four Seasons thing.

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 11h

Here’s your reminder that Jon Husted has taken 10x more money from an Epstein co-conspirator than any other sitting Senator. No wonder he voted against releasing the Epstein files.

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 1h

At least Tommy Tuberville, Cindy Hyde-Smith & Marsha Blackburn have the excuses that they were a football coach, a farmer, and a home ec major. Eric Schmitt is a goddamned lawyer. He a a state attorney general, for God's sake.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 9h

BREAKING: Fox News agrees to host a debate between me and Ken Paxton — because the people of Texas deserve it. They're just waiting on Paxton to agree. Ball's in your court, Ken.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 6h

THIS WAS MONEY FOR CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE. A Florida grand jury found $10 MILLION meant to help provide health insurance for poor children was misappropriated for political purposes. Moody & DeSantis took money meant for kids. #GOPWarOnHealthcare

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 2h

I have one house.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 5h

BREAKING: trump to sign executive order renaming the Atlanta Hawks to the Iowa Hawkeyes!

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 2h

You say Hawkeyes, I say Hawks. I prove myself an idiot Every time I talks.

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 3h

I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one. Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation. www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...

Acyn &
@Acyn
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Schmitt: We had information Jack Smith was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta.
That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but... maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.x.com/Acyn/status/21...
BREAKING NEWS
GOR SENATOR'S PERJURY CLAIM AGAINST SMITH FAILS IN HAWKS-HAWKEYES MOUP
Acyn
ROPIC CEO DARIO AMODEL, WHO MET PRITELY WITH TRUMP.F
8:23 PM • 9/29/26 • 23K Views
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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 2h

Ol' Eric had a theory, And a veep spot to embrace. So he hit Jack with the query And he fell right on his face.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 3h

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

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Rep. Maxwell Alejandro Frost @frost.house.gov · 11h

Gen-Z is not demanding enough.

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 2h

I'd like to thank Show-Me Eric for showing us all what a dirtbag looks like.

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 5h

Amusement has been kinda sparse / Despite it all being a farce, / But Show Me Man Eric / Was rendered hysteric / By showing all parts of his arse.

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 6h

Just how much of his own ass did Cowboy Eric show today?

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Oversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 8h

Hmm…

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h

if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h

I repeat:

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 12h

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h

Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 7h

I'm sorry if your last name's Schmitt, but I'm forever now going to hear "shit for brains" as "Schmitt for brains."

photo of U.S. Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO)

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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social · 8h

"and where were you when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" - a Schmitt's kinda gotcha

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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 9h

By my math, the order was filed 11 minutes after the Trump administration's reply brief came in.

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 22h

Seattle

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 9h

Maybe Eric Schmitt just has a humiliation fetish. If so, he really outdid himself.

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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 12h

Sen. SCHMITT: We have texts saying you attended an Atlanta Hawks game in February 2024. Former Special Counsel Jack Smith: I believe it was a Maryland-Iowa game. Sen. KLOBUCHAR: The Iowa HAWKeyes. Perhaps the Senator from Missouri should have looked at these texts more carefully.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13h

Good to know!

Screenshot of America.gov answering who won and lost the 2020 presidential election. It states that Joseph R. Biden Jr. won and Donald J. Trump lost, with an Electoral College result of Biden 306 to Trump 232, and links to National Archives and FEC election results.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10h

I wish Eric Schmitt had prosecuted any of my cases. The more, the better.

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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 11h

Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10h

Man of the Day: Eric Schmitt (who grew up in suburban Bridgeton, MO)

photo of Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO)

ps, for those on the coasts: people don't wear cowboy boots in St. Louis suburbs

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10h

The pride of @slulaw.bsky.social (Just took the title from Ed Martin)

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10h

Eric Scmitt wants to know if you were at that Hawks game. DC 202-224-5721 St. Louis 314-230-7263 Kansas City 816-849-6234 Springfield 417-290-5000 Columbia 573-514-8680 Cape Girardeau 573-388-8340

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 21h

"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you."

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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 22h

They were using slurs against Black, Jewish and Muslim American. These animals are pure filth and should be designated as a terrorist hate group. Bravo to the community that chased them out.

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Silver Spring Progressive Action @sspaction1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Josh Turek hauled his own wheelchair up the Iowa statehouse stairs every day just to show up and legislate. His platform bans corporate PAC money and closes billionaire tax loopholes. Send him to the Senate and Iowa finally gets someone billionaires can’t buy. #BlueWaveIn40Days

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 23h

Andy Kaufman didn't die. Ken Paxton is just Andy Kaufman doing a prolonged bit. Next: wrestling women.

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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Crane voted to cut taxes for billionaires while #AZ families struggle with costs. Nez wants to lower prices, protect Medicare, and invest in rural communities. We need someone who understands what it's like to make ends meet — not someone cutting deals for the ultrarich. #Pinks #ProudBlue #OneV1

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Rep. Justin J. Pearson @justinjpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ONE WEEK LEFT to register to vote in TN. There is no same-day registration, so everyone must be registered by October 5th. It is also important that you double-check your registration. You can do both on Vote.org! Early voting starts on Oct. 14th.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Corporations spend more than $1.5B a year on union-busting. That’s $1.5B they could have spent on higher wages, better benefits, and improving workplace safety. Remember: if they weren’t so scared of worker power, they wouldn’t fight so hard against unions. Kudos to these Autozone workers.

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 28/09/2026

A familiar name. A new race. Former U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown ( D ) is back on Ohio’s Senate ballot. He’ll fight for lower costs, Ohio jobs and affordable health care. The record is there. The choice belongs to Ohio voters. 🗳️Nov. 3rd & be heard💙 #Ohio #SherrodBrown #VivaHerAlliance #SheShed

A familiar name. A new race.

Former U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown is back on Ohio’s Senate ballot. He’ll fight for lower costs, Ohio jobs and affordable health care.

The record is there. The choice belongs to Ohio voters.

🗳️Nov. 3rd & be heard💙

#Ohio #SherrodBrown
#VivaHerAlliance #SheShed

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Rep. Vikki Goodwin @vikkigoodwintx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Texans are ready for a Lt. Governor who fights for them and their families. We simply can’t afford to keep Dan Patrick around…

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