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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jill’s salary will be the last thing Putin cuts from the budget.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who?
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If that’s an egg- laying female, you’ll soon have 90 pet crickets.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess Elias is staying then.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s future involves playing million dollar birthday party gigs for Arab sheiks who secretly funnel money to both Israel and Hamas.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He absolutely is. He’s selling out American Jews because he’s so singleminded about running interference for Israel—a foreign country—and its corrupt, murderous leaders.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft sells out American Jews for Israel. He ignores the rise of white supremacist neo-Nazis in the Republican Party while wagging the finger at Israel critics in the Democratic Party. As an American Jew, I'm ashamed of people like Robert Kraft.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The bird was watching and the reaction was fun 🤣
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish Matt Blood the best, but this was absolutely necessary. The org cannot develop Major League hitters, and something needs to change ASAP.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t wish anyone ill, but his record of failure was plain to see. The Orioles have done a terrible job developing Major League hitters. Someone else needs to be given a chance to solve this persistent problem.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Probably too late to matter in 2026, but we can dream on having both him and Bautista healthy for 2027. (And, while we’re at it, about four new hitters in the lineup.)
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thunder is fake. It doesn't even sync up properly with lightning. There's some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fans pay good money to watch Doug Eddings star in the #umpshow. Players and coaches need to get out of his way.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder if they stay at Mar-a-Lago and helicopter back and forth to Tampa to call the games.
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Canter saying he's here to defend womens sports is a fascinating change from when he was in the NBA and couldn't defend anything
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if only mitch mcconnell was alive to respond
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What they have in common is they can both play defense. Something Mike Elias’s computers hold in low regard.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
René Magritte - "Evening Falls" (1964)
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Horrifying and true.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wishing them the best wherever they end up next.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Who will score today’s run for the Orioles?
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They look awesome. If only they were cheaper with a longer range.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I probably agree with Hogg on most policies, but he is truly incompetent when it comes to politics. And probably would be when it comes to governing as well.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Low expectations for Hoppe, but whatever.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026
Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Has he ever wondered if his methods are a reason why they have so many injuries? I happen to think he scouts pretty well. The real problem is player development. All the hitters get worse and a third of the team gets injured.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Was the point of Max Miller doing that video today to make him look even more guilty? If so, mission accomplished.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m glad the focus group gave Moreno permission to condemn Max Miller’s abuse of his daughter and granddaughter.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m glad the focus group gave Moreno permission to condemn Max Miller’s abuse of his daughter and granddaughter.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I honestly had forgotten he was on the team.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Then you were blissfully unaware of his wife. I only wish for your sake that you could have remained that way.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
+1 to that
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If it’s any solace, I too have no place in math of any era. And it only took a 4-function calculator to replace me.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" is tremendously inaccurate. None of that stuff happened.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thank you for sharing this, Andy.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Does that mean he misses significant time?
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Whatever comity Graham contributed to the Senate is offset a thousand fold by all the deaths he caused via his pointless wars. In other words, for the other 8 billion of us who aren’t US Senators, Graham’s legacy is one of death and destruction.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.
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dylanris.bsky.social @dylanris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wish him the best. I hope he ignores everything Matt Blood’s staff tells him, lest he end up the next Heston Kjerstad, Enrique Bradfield, or Vance Honeycutt.
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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This Is Just to Say I have eaten the Senate race that was winnable And which you were probably counting on to retake control of the Senate Forgive me oysters are boring and this diversion fed my giant ego
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