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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Honestly, the most embarrassing thing that happened last night is Michigan fans storming the field after beating Western by 2 points.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sitting comfortably on the border of rock bands with dead members and has a favorite war (1812).

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This picture kills me every time it comes up in my photo memories.

A photo, circa 1990, of the five members of the Traveling Wilburys with their ages at the time the photo was taken superimposed over each person. From left to right: Bob Dylan age 47, Jeff Lynn age 41, Tom Petty age 38, Roy Orbison age 52, and George Harrison age 45. They all look substantially older than their listed ages. From the perspective of a 40+ year-old millennial the very existence of this image is an act of violence.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

U2 at Ford Field in like... 2017ish? Speaker positioning and mix resulted in a muddy wall of noise. Might have been the right set up for an open air arena, but in a building with a roof it was trash.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

mfw I keep missing quiz questions on Japanese vocabulary that's built with kanji that I know because I spell them wrong.

The William Shatner Khaaaan meme but instead he's screaming rendaku, which is the Japanese linguistic phenomenon that changes some unvoiced consonants to voiced consonants when they appear in compound words.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Real Ultimate Power, "I love ninjas with every part of my body including my peepee."

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Homestar Runner, End of Ze World, Rejected, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, I’m the Juggernaut Bitch, Alabama Leprechaun, Osama assassination flash games, not to mention fetish shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup, Lemonparty, Meatspin, Tubgirl, Goatse—

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

Tweet from :Acting AG Todd Blanche, reading "It's time to build the ballroom."

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

That'll take care of South Alabama.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

In hindsight, I could've made a TERF/turf pun and been more football adjacent. Go Sharks. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @protecttranskids.university

The donation page, showing the dedication: Another $100 to PTKU because fuck TERFs, that's why.

The donation confirmation page showing the successful donation of $100 plus fees.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Trans-kid dad here. I can confirm they are every bit as filthy, surly, dramatic, moody, and irresponsible as their cisgender counterparts. I love them so much. Protect them at all costs. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Donation page screenshot showing a donation of $100 to Protect Trans Kids University. The dedication reads, "One dollar for every percent of humanity transgender kids share with the rest of us, all 100 of them."

The confirmation page showing the $102.65 donation was received.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

You should have to show you have at least 100 hours in Kerbal Space Program in order to get press credentials for the Artemis press conferences.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

WELL SHE WANTS TO BE THE QUEEN

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Learning Japanese be like "draw the rest of the fucking owl."

The kanji character for "hito" which means "person" in English. It has two easy to follow strokes.

The kanji characters for "gakkou" which means "school' in English. It consists of eighteen tiny and complicated strokes. It's like the entire language is saying to me, "fuck you, that's why."

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/02/2025

Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Cool. Mail order pharmacy shipped my ADHD meds on 1/5 and I just received the package today only to find that it had been tampered with and my meds were gone. On the plus side, I did get to file a complaint with the most feared law enforcement agency in the country: the US Postal Inspection Service

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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

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Mrs. L @iteachfirsties1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I’m a first grade teacher from #Pennsylvania challenging my firsties to read as much as they can from now until the Super Bowl. I would love to award them these at the end. Please help to #clearthelist If you 👀 this please repost www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... @marawilson.bsky.social

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 16/01/2026

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

MOBY GOT DICK
By Josephine Riesman

I hate white whales and I cannot lie
You other seamen can't deny
When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight
Spermacetti is your right
You get sprung
Wanna throw spears well
Til you know that the whale's in Hell

Oh, Moby
I wanna stop goonin'
And get harpoonin'
My boatswain tried to stop this
But that eye you got makes
(Me so vicious!)

Ooh, Devil’s own whale
You say you wanna end my tale?
Well, try me, try me
Cuz I ain’t no average briney 
I’ve seen him blowin’
To hell with all knowin’
He swim, fin
Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn

I’m tired of novelists
Sayin’ orcas are the best
Take the average Ahab and ask him why
I’ll tell ya I’m not shy

So sailors (YEAH!)
Sailors (YEAH!)
Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!)
Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!)
Fluke it (FLUKE IT!)

Now throw that sharpened stick
Moby got Dick

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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I AM GODS BELOVED

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I was a thought, a dream, a fish, a wing And then I was a human being

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Greetings from Club Serotonin.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Teaching kids counting and left from right with the Cha Cha Slide seems better than what I did in school, which was to learn a lot about livin' and a little 'bout love while doing the electric slide.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2:
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3:
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4:
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Hiring Pat Fitzgerald

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Lord, I am tryin'. Pat Fitz isn't the worst of MSU's sins, but it sure demonstrates that they've learned precisely nothing over the last decade. What a bunch of fucking clowns. I hate that place that I used to love so much.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

November Maryland makes the Spartans look halfway competent. As an MSU/PSU alum, I deserve this. Just let me enjoy fake good football in peace.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Tried to make the butter braised mashed potatoes today but I let off field distractions get in the way of execution, now I'm scraping burnt potatoes out of my Dutch oven. Sometimes you take a chance and it doesn't work out, but all credit to the laws of thermodynamics today, they really played hard.

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Steve is Tired @duaneste.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

The very existence of billionaires is a policy failure. Seeking and retaining that kind of wealth is not about material prosperity, it's about power and control and it should be treated as the threat to democracy and national sovereignty that it is.

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Marnie Kaplan @marniekaplan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I think it’s time to resurrect my old pinned tweet: It’s very hard to parent in a declining democracy.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025

Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-a…

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Mark Abraham @markabraham.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

New feature article from TNJ (nation's best student magazine): Inside Yale’s Quiet Reckoning with AI thenewjournalatyale.com/2025/10/insi...

By the end of the spring semester, Gwen reached a breaking point with AI. “I felt like I didn’t deserve to be a Yale student,” she said. She thought that she was throwing away her education and the scholarship paying to support it.

She decided to quit using ChatGPT altogether. She didn’t ask AI to help her sentences flow or to strike the right tone. She didn’t even use it to brainstorm. “I think that’s a skill you need to have on your own. That’s the core of being original, anyway.”

Gwen recalled completing her final assignments without AI, sitting in the middle of a crowded library so that she felt watched. “I struggled. And they weren’t very good.”

It was only then, she said, that she started to understand just how much learning she had missed out on. ∎

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16/11/2025

Megan Aldrich, 33, was shocked to discover that, despite a long history of debunked headlines, Snopes-worthy urban legends and baseless moral panics, confirmation bias is still alive and well in people who really should know better.