Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 15hThe women have spoken. We want pockets. Everywhere. Dresses. Pants. Bras. Pockets on dogs. Pockets on wine glasses. Never stop. 6265193
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greeneladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 4777249
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today is the 10th anniversary of the time a frat bro told me his paper would be a week late as his frat was making him write a 25 page paper bc something had happened at the frat and he needed time to hit the books. Very surprised when I told him that one paper would impact his ability to graduate. 120
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple. 3253019172
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry. 563252719
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.  101501127
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter 18111894
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/20269/25 is #DollyDay 634466921
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/09/2026I would like tech companies to understand that just because I have signed up to use your software, that no, I do not want to automatically be subscribed to your product newsletter. Say less. Please stop spamming me. Just push code that works. Sweet jiminy christ on a flying biscuit just STFU 1034149
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A recent survey found that 92% of U.S. adults have delayed or avoided medical care due to high costs. Meanwhile, a new study from Yale estimates that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have universal healthcare. 426126434299
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greenem @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i want to eat but i also want to sleep but i also want to stay up forever but i also want to do like 75 things at once 0873
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJenn @geekgalgroks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape. Use your goddamn PTO! You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation. Go schedule some time off! Also grab a beverage and a snack. 30785120
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 99166272427
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I would not like an AI summary, I would not like it on a boat, I would not like the email bloat, I do not like it on a chair, I would not like it anywhere! I do not like them on a phone, I do not like them in my home, I do not want them on a search, I do not like them in a church 227670
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Precisely! #BookSky 451581334
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneDevlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Americans don't want to work more hours. They simply want to be fairly paid for the hours they do work. Stop calling us lazy. Start calling the business owners greedy. They want something for nothing. We just want to afford a place to live and food on the table for the hours that we work. 1956895
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Every once in a blue moon I leave a meeting so intellectually stimulated & alive and it dawns on me that i don’t hate meetings. I hate dumb, boring stuff. 982531
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026never surrender 351627307
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneSimon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Time to appreciate the gingers...🧡 Have a great day, month and show us your orange cats.! 6969186
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The ONLY thing these prediction gambling scams should be allowed to pay out on is whether or not the contractor is going to show up and how many days late he will be. 435520
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026guys, you don't need A.I. to make cute dog videos. just point your phone at literally any dog on the earth doing anything. 753279444
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneErin Vachon (they/them) 🍉 @erinvachon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Have an emotional support Keanu for all the sads. 1304
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When I was little, I’d tell stories about beautiful ladies to my sisters. Our faves were Princess Di, Dolly, and our Grandma T. Today, my youngest sis texted “we are out of beautiful ladies” and it made me tear up in ways the loss of the other two never did. RIP, Dolly. 070
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026More of this. 30106392
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So true…. #BookSky 1246002934
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAssociation for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 20/08/2026“Idleness so called, which does not consist in doing nothing, but in doing a great deal not recognised in the dogmatic formularies of the ruling class, has as good a right to state its position as industry itself.” Robert Louis Stevenson, “An apology for idlers” (1877) www.wired.com/beyond-the-b...wired.comRobert Louis Stevenson "An Apology for Idlers" 53419
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/08/2026I thought I was sad earlier today but it turned out I just needed a cheeseburger 83181167
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine. 1853739390
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My freezer is a cemetery for overripe bananas who still believe they’ll fulfill their banana bread destiny one day. 1781956104
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You should get paid OT every time you have nightmares about work. 2688378
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm sorry but "A reviewer has said this is a problem in your book explain your choices to me though I have not read it" is the sort of demand that should have you frogmarched from an actual irl event, let alone making the demand online 1046642
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir. 5473142
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just saw #HarrietCraig last night. #JoanCrawford is amazing, as is the supporting cast forced to endure Harriet’s lies and management. But while I was watching I just kept thinking over and over again about how the divine #CarrieCoon’s Bertha in #TheGildedAge echoes this performance. #TCMParty 100
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneV. Franklin @v-franklin-writer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thought occurs that maybe insurance companies really could help me save hundreds on insurance if they didn't pay out so darned much in advertising. 182
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneChu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾💚🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @chumantastic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I just found a great website to get sausage online! I'll send you a link. 4535220
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/08/2026"Did I get one coat of paint? Maybe a wood stain? No. Everyone wants to keep me distressed. You love my distress. You put my distress all over your Pinterest boards. You would snort my distress if you could. Bottle it, sell that shit on Etsy."buff.lyI’m a Barn, and I Don’t Want to Host Your Wedding“Let me just come right out and say it: Please don’t get married in me. I’m not an event space. I’m not shabby chic. I’m not wabi sabi. I’m not rustic glam.”... 0828
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Amateur Emigrant and its sequels are funny, wry, witty, and a beautiful tribute to hope, America, dreaming, and adjusting expectations. 051
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have known my dog for almost three years and this is the first day she’s ever slouched on the couch and let it hold her up. Amazing! 020
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greeneprofchander @profchander.bsky.social · 03/08/2026put the coffee in my face 272
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I can’t believe it. All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals. • Eating vegetables • Staying home • Having a nap • Going to bed early 1063242424
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bring back the intermission for any movie 2.5 hours or longer! I want cards, an intermission orchestral piece, and for it to be long enough I can pee and get a drink or a smoke if I need to. If DeMille could do it, why can’t we? #classicfilm #TCMParty 170
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAunt Jules @japulver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Women really just aren’t angry enough. We played by the rules then once we get good at the game, they change the rules & turn all of our previous assets into liabilities. The goal posts are constantly being moved. The game is rigged against us by the bros that be. I’m tired of playing their game. 2764792886
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s been a long time since I laughed out loud reading a poem. But this one did the trick! 010
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Poor bastard’s starving 2102531714
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greene𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/07/2026Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth. 878156642652
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/07/2026I said what I said, but I never thought it’d need saying to somebody who works for Science 👇 6114393
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 2442166