Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMichael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is no reason for Garfield to hate Mondays, as cats don't observe a schedule. The only possible answer is that Garfield deeply loves Jon and is saddened when he has to work. 2341049
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today: 439113762495
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneHIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes 1141091137
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The women have spoken. We want pockets. Everywhere. Dresses. Pants. Bras. Pockets on dogs. Pockets on wine glasses. Never stop. 6267299
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greeneladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 4783248
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And am now here, thinking of his baby face and generally pleasant manner, shaking my head as I consider what all likely happened. Just ugh. 020
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today is the 10th anniversary of the time a frat bro told me his paper would be a week late as his frat was making him write a 25 page paper bc something had happened at the frat and he needed time to hit the books. Very surprised when I told him that one paper would impact his ability to graduate. 120
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Super pumped about the depiction of Vanity Fair in this one!!! 040
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple. 3243017172
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry. 563252717
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.  101500126
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter 18111894
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/20269/25 is #DollyDay 634465921
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/09/2026I would like tech companies to understand that just because I have signed up to use your software, that no, I do not want to automatically be subscribed to your product newsletter. Say less. Please stop spamming me. Just push code that works. Sweet jiminy christ on a flying biscuit just STFU 1034149
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A recent survey found that 92% of U.S. adults have delayed or avoided medical care due to high costs. Meanwhile, a new study from Yale estimates that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have universal healthcare. 427126564306
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah Greenem @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i want to eat but i also want to sleep but i also want to stay up forever but i also want to do like 75 things at once 0873
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJenn @geekgalgroks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape. Use your goddamn PTO! You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation. Go schedule some time off! Also grab a beverage and a snack. 30785120
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 99166272427
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I would not like an AI summary, I would not like it on a boat, I would not like the email bloat, I do not like it on a chair, I would not like it anywhere! I do not like them on a phone, I do not like them in my home, I do not want them on a search, I do not like them in a church 227671
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Precisely! #BookSky 451579334
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Congratulations!!!! Grab the sleep when you can! 060
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me too. It was engaging and made me laugh. They should FINISH ITTTTTTT. 000
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneDevlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Americans don't want to work more hours. They simply want to be fairly paid for the hours they do work. Stop calling us lazy. Start calling the business owners greedy. They want something for nothing. We just want to afford a place to live and food on the table for the hours that we work. 1956895
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Every once in a blue moon I leave a meeting so intellectually stimulated & alive and it dawns on me that i don’t hate meetings. I hate dumb, boring stuff. 982431
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026never surrender 351626307
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026At the back, we have Marshall Dillon and up front, we have the Empress Maude, who typically can be found taking zooms as she is a business cat. They are accompanied by their dog Millie. 060
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneSimon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Time to appreciate the gingers...🧡 Have a great day, month and show us your orange cats.! 6969186
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The ONLY thing these prediction gambling scams should be allowed to pay out on is whether or not the contractor is going to show up and how many days late he will be. 435520
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I sometimes think about papering a room in all my certificates. I betcha the book will also be sent along in some crap ePIB that’s hard to comment on, too! 210
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026guys, you don't need A.I. to make cute dog videos. just point your phone at literally any dog on the earth doing anything. 753278444
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneErin Vachon (they/them) 🍉 @erinvachon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Have an emotional support Keanu for all the sads. 1304
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When I was little, I’d tell stories about beautiful ladies to my sisters. Our faves were Princess Di, Dolly, and our Grandma T. Today, my youngest sis texted “we are out of beautiful ladies” and it made me tear up in ways the loss of the other two never did. RIP, Dolly. 070
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve been thinking for a few years now of folks like Hooke, who was basically the world’s first professional peer reviewer, and have been thinking about how wonderful such a position might be for those of us who have been shunted outside of academia. It would remove the burden but would require $$$$ 040
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026More of this. 30106392
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So true…. #BookSky 1245999933
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Very jealous. I managed to never complete my ticket sale. Have a glorious time! 100
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Take my cash instantly, good sir. Bonus points if there’s real mountaineering scenes and Jason Statham saves someone courtesy of a jangling bracelet! 010
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneAssociation for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 20/08/2026“Idleness so called, which does not consist in doing nothing, but in doing a great deal not recognised in the dogmatic formularies of the ruling class, has as good a right to state its position as industry itself.” Robert Louis Stevenson, “An apology for idlers” (1877) www.wired.com/beyond-the-b...wired.comRobert Louis Stevenson "An Apology for Idlers" 53419
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I was just thinking about “Miami Vice! Hot new American show!” the other night. Still so glad I got to see Eurotrip completely by accident! 110
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/08/2026I thought I was sad earlier today but it turned out I just needed a cheeseburger 83181167
Reposted by Dr. Rebekah GreeneJewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine. 1853738389
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026She’s an absolute joy and I’m proud to be her fourth human! 010
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026And I am in love with your profile pics. Two of my fave ladies!!! 110
Dr. Rebekah Greene @drrcgreene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Maude, Marshall, and their dog approve this idea! 3140