Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey's 'Yuck' Face in Liar LiarALT: Jim Carrey's 'Yuck' Face in Liar Liar 010
hasdruhbahl @hasdruhbahl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comPanda FacepalmALT: Panda Facepalm 080
Manuel Riguera 🥦 @darklolo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comPudgy Penguin Says Ouch OwwALT: Pudgy Penguin Says Ouch Oww 010
cyborg2024.bsky.social @cyborg2024.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“If you don’t know, just say so, Dad."👦 “It’s no sun, son.” 👨 “Never mind.” 👦 000
Stay Spicy, kids ♾️ @howdidwegethere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ok you got mestatic.klipy.comGoddamnit Eric CartmanALT: Goddamnit Eric Cartman 000
Pumpkin Boy @joelhagen30.bsky.social · 13/08/2026that's itstatic.klipy.comAce Ventura's Annoyed EyerollAlt: Ace Ventura's Annoyed Eyeroll 000
factsonly007.bsky.social @factsonly007.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what was the name of this movie again??? 110
geemarc.bsky.social @geemarc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I think less of myself for enjoying that so much. 010
The Air Is Heavy™️ @theairisstillheavy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comBonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart MemeALT: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart Meme 040
jeff belli slack @jeffinsydney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Geez, I so hate so much crap on the net; we all survived the supposed 7seconds of no gravity yesterday during the eclipse......... 010
Jim Blount @jrblount.myatproto.social · 12/08/2026You know what? I'mma give you full points for that one. 0110
Usman-Smith @usmansmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026DEATH gazed out of a window "Eclipse tonight, not as much fun as it was, they used to sacrifice each other & think the world was ending, business was brisk" WAR grinned "The end times, millennia of waiting are over?" DEATH laughed "Reject science for magic, you may be right, they howl at the moon" 120
ranran-001.bsky.social @ranran-001.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also "Daddy, can you stop drinking, you're scaring me and mommie always has big face afterwards" "No can't do that, you'll be hearing from my lawyer." 000
Tess AKA: Gertie @thebardess.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comLeave See Yourself OutALT: Leave See Yourself Out 020
chacrawarrior @chacrawarrior.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The bad dad jokes association approved this joke.static.klipy.comDad Joke Dad LaughALT: Dad Joke Dad Laugh 020
lugothix663 @lugothix663.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As a lover of puns I got that one immediately X3 010
larryg49.bsky.social @larryg49.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Very good! MAGA it’s a fucking joke! But true! Shalomstatic.klipy.comDavid Cross We Are FuckedALT: David Cross We Are Fucked 010
Breamore Boy @breamoreboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That is just awful which is why I had to chuckle 😃 030
Karl @karlhk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comBoom Basil: Stuffed Animal with Green SweaterALT: Boom Basil: Stuffed Animal with Green Sweater 020
William R Knecht @williamrknecht.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I was so bright my father called me "Sun." 010
Marmalade32 @marmalade32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is the Typa shit I wanna see more of on bluesky 020
James Tee / Jim Tarazewich @oldfart66.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comFunny Baby Laughing Meme: You So Funny LOLALT: Funny Baby Laughing Meme: You So Funny LOL 010
Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 13/08/2026*reluctant applause.gif* 000
Emerald Chat @emeraldchat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comWebby Vanderquack Ducktales: Go To Sleep Or ElseALT: Webby Vanderquack Ducktales: Go To Sleep Or Else 000
ndhm.bsky.social @ndhm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hahaha. Reminds me of this: before I was born, my parents and oldest brother were driving to Miami. After hearing Dad say 'Miami' repeatedly, my brother said 'Daddy, when are we getting to Your Ami?', then started to cry when they said 'No, it's Miami!'. 010
JohnnyeNN 🇵🇷 @the631resistance.bsky.social · 12/08/2026🤣🤣static.klipy.comEddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did ThereALT: Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There 010
Dakyres @dakyres.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That was horrid. It was terrible. It was awful. I chuckled. 030
gregorypower.bsky.social @gregorypower.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comAntoine Griezmann Shows Red CardALT: Antoine Griezmann Shows Red Card 010
thegetup814.bsky.social @thegetup814.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comThat's All Folks! Signing OffALT: That's All Folks! Signing Off 010
John Dandridge @jonthetherapist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comArte Johnson's 'Very Interesting' MemeALT: Arte Johnson's 'Very Interesting' Meme 030
the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comCute Cat Does a FacepalmALT: Cute Cat Does a Facepalm 1320
Citizen X @citizenx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Star Says Boo!ALT: Patrick Star Says Boo! 121
Slowpoke Nordestino @slowpokenordestino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That's incorrect. The sun is still there but the moon is "mooning" the sun. 110
LezBreal @lezbreal87.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I will not laugh. I will not laugh. That was a close one.static.klipy.comJosephina Meditates to Calm DownALT: Josephina Meditates to Calm Down 020
sonter05.bsky.social @sonter05.bsky.social · 13/08/2026lol When said it means something different Han when written and read 000
samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Again proof that one doesn’t have to be a dad to make #dadjokes 170
Nowell Aster @nowellaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That made me laugh harder than it should lol. 😂 030
mims-news.bsky.social @mims-news.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Our education system is most sincerely broken 010
macke49.bsky.social @macke49.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The International Flat joke society has flat joke groups around the globe every Friday. 010
Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Full disclosure, that terrible eclipse Dad Joke was a refinement of this from @rigb.orgJane@localnotail.bsky.socialstole this total solar eclipse joke from the Royal Institution 1121
