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Drew Fustin

@drewfustin.com
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ML/AI at VSCO, UChicago Physics PhD ;\ Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\ Husband/Dad/he/him

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
German is not a real language it's a joke that two cavemen came up with that got out of hand
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 10h
Used to do that every day for my job at Lowe’s.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 14h
Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
The book "Steal This Book" by Abbie Hoffman, but it says "Steal This Passport" instead
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
Ben arrested for Fraud in 3... 2...
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah, man. How do I even get Suno v6 on vinyl?
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
I kept scrolling waiting for his face to start
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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David W (aka Flex NP) @rnflex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Full Retatrutide phase 3 obesity data published today. It's gonna take a minute to fill dissect this. The appendix alone has 70 pages of data. Long story short we created a drug that's almost too good. Huge chunks of people stopped or reduced doses from excess weight reductions.
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Retatrutide, a Triple Hormone Receptor Agonist, for Treatment of Obesity | NEJM
Retatrutide is a triple-receptor agonist of glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide, glucagon-like peptide-1, and glucagon receptors. In this phase 3, randomized, double-blind trial, we assign...
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
We’re still paying repercussions for not punishing the Confederacy because we are too nice. Now, we’ll pay repercussions for the same leniency for who knows how long. Maybe there should be REAL punishments for attempting to overthrow the government.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
Captain America ass villain
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/09/2026
Now he’s listening to Fontaines DC. He’s so frickin’ cool.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/09/2026
I thought this was a joke about how Aaron Rodgers was getting traded to Chicago.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/09/2026
I come upstairs and my 11 year old is listening to Jerskin Fendrix of his own accord.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/09/2026
That’s a LOT of buildings for Hamas to be hiding in.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/09/2026
What I learned: Shampoo Prize and Economics Prize are equal.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 28/09/2026
Buck Mason is good
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 28/09/2026
It's true! Except for the one week every year when it's 90+ for some reason. And also sometimes when it decides to snow. But, otherwise, so good! October is the only better month there is.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 28/09/2026
She owns a fridge but doesn't really use it. I've heard this is what fraud is, so she should be jailed, at the very least.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 28/09/2026
I also wish a happy anniversary to this guy’s first wife
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hypnotoad University"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deebo Samuel currently with 80 receiving yards and no receptions after the hook-and-ladder. If they can just avoid throwing him the ball all game, he can smash the record for most receiving yards in a game with no catches (65, set in 1961)
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glass, Like Glass. Sunday's sunrise at the entrance to the Chicago River.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
It’s hilarious because I’ve never even heard OF the song, nor the singer.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
Indeed
Hoby, my Coton de tulear, sitting on a rug. He’s a good boy.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
@kurtismcc.bsky.social Well well well
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Rachel @rachelprevails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This dude is the best in the alt text business
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
He then crossed his arms over his chest and said “Ruthkanda Forever” and we all hugged and cried and hugged
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
👁️🫦👁️
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
“After review, there were accidentally 2 extra seconds on the clock. The last play resulting in a touchdown was therefore after time expired. Michigan wins!”
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/09/2026
The Mist (2007)
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/09/2026
The Mist (2007)
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 25/09/2026
My pipes are clean!
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 25/09/2026
One of the best previews I ever did see. Also loved the movie and got so mad at critics for it.
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is usually more of a Saturn thing
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 24/09/2026
Outstanding.
Screenshot from article:

This is his actual plan: to halt all AI research, all across the Earth, and instead do genetic engineering eugenics for a generation. Pause AI, stop AI, slowdown, pacing the frontier, they are all smokescreens, rationalizations, or ways of watering down this plan. This is why there is never any real “after we pause”, or “we will unpause when”; this is the only actual plan, and the public front for the plan cannot say this because it is too stupid and too offensive to be spoken in public, except by Yudkowsky, who never stops talking and who is too fucking ridiculous for anyone on the outside to believe everyone listens to him.

Anyone who thinks this is not the plan is not in on the plan, or is part of some faction that simply has no real plan. If this describes you and you didn’t know that, I am sorry that this is how you found out.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 22/09/2026
I was just about to say that this is too perfect and absurd to actually be AI, and I'll bet someone made it. Very nice work sam3000
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 22/09/2026
Conan really was carrying that network
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