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Drew Fustin

@drewfustin.com
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ML/AI at VSCO, UChicago Physics PhD ;\ Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\ Husband/Dad/he/him

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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/09/2026
The book "Steal This Book" by Abbie Hoffman, but it says "Steal This Passport" instead
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/09/2026
Indeed
Hoby, my Coton de tulear, sitting on a rug. He’s a good boy.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 24/09/2026
Outstanding.
Screenshot from article:

This is his actual plan: to halt all AI research, all across the Earth, and instead do genetic engineering eugenics for a generation. Pause AI, stop AI, slowdown, pacing the frontier, they are all smokescreens, rationalizations, or ways of watering down this plan. This is why there is never any real “after we pause”, or “we will unpause when”; this is the only actual plan, and the public front for the plan cannot say this because it is too stupid and too offensive to be spoken in public, except by Yudkowsky, who never stops talking and who is too fucking ridiculous for anyone on the outside to believe everyone listens to him.

Anyone who thinks this is not the plan is not in on the plan, or is part of some faction that simply has no real plan. If this describes you and you didn’t know that, I am sorry that this is how you found out.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/08/2026
Lack of self-awareness of YouTubers undefeated.
Two guys pointing above them at side-by-side videos of Stella Lefty - Boston and Noah Kahan - Stick Season, accusing Stella Lefty of plagiarizing from Noah Kahan, unashamed of their own plagiarism. I don't care which man posted his video first.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 17/08/2026
Pretty sunset over Fourth Pres in Chicago tonight.
What the text itself says. Pretty explanatory.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 22/07/2026
So Moonshot stole Anthropic Claude Fable 5 for Kimi K3, and all these articles that are like "How is K3 so good? Somehow it's doing the same thing Fable is doing!" are hilarious.
Screenshot of web search results with articles like "Kimi K3 is competitive with Fable" and "Kimi K3 vs Fable 5: I Built the Same Website Twice"
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 22/07/2026
Awesome, Brittany! I am also a real person who does not currently and has never in the past lived in Florida. I will also never be moving to Florida. Blech.
Text to an iPhone that reads: “Hello! I'm a real person happy to assist with finding you more affordable health plans here in FL, Can I send you a estimate?

-Brittany with (BCBS)”
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/06/2026
Look at this dog.
Hoby, my adorable Coton de Tulear. He’s a good boy.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/06/2026
Oh, this will do nicely. Yes.
View from a shaded, thatched-roof balcony with a hammock overlooking a calm tropical shoreline. Palm trees sway in the wind against a bright blue sky with scattered clouds, while rustic wooden railings frame the ocean view below.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 29/06/2026
You forget how flawless this record is.
Built to Spill’s Keep It Like A Secret
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 19/06/2026
This guy and his friend were being obnoxious peckers (intended) outside my window yesterday.
Northern Flicker, a loud ass woodpecker.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 14/06/2026
They’re at the event as a really legit Edgar Winter cover band.
Edgar Winter, albino musician.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 02/06/2026
How far gone is the police state in this country? I saw this sticker and immediately assumed it was another white supremacism movement, even though it ostensibly stands for the opposite of that.
Stupid tattered looking black and white flag printing with the stupid blue line for one of the stripes with a stupid picture of a roaring bear in the middle labeled “CODE 4” and “HUMANIZING THE BADGE,” stupidly.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 31/05/2026
The Arrival (1996)
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/05/2026
We finally know the truth..
Post from The Bad Place from @Sindershift saying “I can see why you’d think it was one of those, but as an actual skeletologist I can confirm it’s actually this:” followed by a picture of the outline of the Hamburger Helper mascot with a horrifying skeleton inside it, mouth opened in a scream and with four arm-like protrusions reaching into the fingers of the gloves.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 24/05/2026
Yao Ming laughing meme
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 04/05/2026
I love this isolated house here. I pass it every single day going in and out of my neighborhood. Still, it's surroundings is forest preserve, so it couldn't count.
Satellite image of a single house tucked away between the Edens, Forest Glen Ave, and Cicero Ave and forest in the Forest Glen neighborhood of Chicago.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 04/05/2026
What on earth is going on down here?
Satellite view of the 11400 block between S St Louis and S Spaulding in Chicago.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/04/2026
The brood can sit! Thank goodness.
Backs of kids’ heads sitting waiting for a concert to start.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/04/2026
Whole fam going to Friko’s album release party tonight. Youngest is seven. Let’s see how this goes!
Amp and kick drum with Friko written on it surrounded by mics. It’s very blue. Metro in Chicago.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 24/04/2026
Art
Sleeping/Dead Trump skeet above the skeet being replied to with a bastard posing with a dead lion.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 21/04/2026
What’s a Roman Telescope, and why did we put her name on it?
Nancy Grace, the television personality.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 21/04/2026
What’s a Roman Telescope and why did we put her name in it?
Nancy Grace, the TV personality.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 15/04/2026
If my company was named Mazi Brothers, I’d choose a much more differentiable font, but maybe that’s just me.
Tow truck with Mazi Brothers sign on it. Looks like it says Nazi Brothers.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 11/04/2026
I have one in physics, so it's doubly so.
xkcd cartoon with a shrugging stick figure explaining to a grumpy-looking stick figure: "You're trying to predict the behavior of <complicated system>? Just model it as a <simple object>, and then add some secondary terms to account for <complication I just thought of>. Easy, right? So, why does <your field> need a whole journal, anyway?" with a caption: "Liberal-arts majors may be annoying sometimes, but there's *nothing* more obnoxious than a physicist first encountering a new subject."
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 08/04/2026
We all know Ring is cops and ACAB, but this is ridiculous. I, for one, don’t think the Police should develop a taste for the homeless.
Email from Ring. Subject: “Chicago Police Department Al…” and preview text is “7th Englewood & Taste for the Homeless…”
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 07/04/2026
Heck yeah, brother.
Angine de Poitrine Vols 1 and 2 peaking out of my vinyl collection.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 02/04/2026
Ironically, I use this exact same filter for my email and Slack, and I've been wondering why I haven't been getting notifications about my upcoming performance review.
A regex leaked in Claude Code's source code to detect user frustration:
```
/\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful|
piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)|
fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you|
screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/
```
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/03/2026
“The. What?” lady from memes. Looks just like this guy.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 25/03/2026
Topher Grace as Eddie Brock, praying for God to kill Peter Parker.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 17/03/2026
If I’m reading this right, “The Woke Ginger” is donating all the money to himself and donating his loved ones to Planned Parenthood. I’ve got to respect the transparency of his grift but also his dedication to organizations and causes he supports.
Skeet from “The Woke Ginger”

That engagement was fueled by misinformation and subpar reporting that assumed correlation equals causation. Rest assured, I’ll be donating all monetization generated from the hate and threats toward me and my loved ones to Planned Parenthood.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 17/03/2026
A wild @themountaingoats.bsky.social cameo!
Mike remembers Donna walking up to the front door, explaining to security that she had baked Fugazi a cake, and delivering it. (John Darnielle, of the Mountain Goats, was working backstage security that night.) “It didn’t even seem that weird for my mom to make Fugazi a cake,” Mike says, laughing. “But we never got the sheet pan back.”
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 10/03/2026
Writing code in the dark of night, blaring Drive Like Jehu, and I feel like I'm in a cyberpunk / hacker movie.
Turntable playing a vinyl record on a wooden desk beside a green banker’s lamp. In the foreground, a white LP sleeve reading “Drive Like Jehu – Yank Crime" rests on the desk. The scene is warmly lit, with mail and small desk items nearby and a microphone arm extending over the workspace.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 06/03/2026
Tweet from the Bad Place: 

"im on the ither sight"
@jon_snow_420

god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 02/03/2026
Last time that happened to me was all the way back in 2001 watching The Royal Tenenbaums when this appeared on screen, uncommented on.
From The Royal Tenenbaums, Eli Cash (Owen Wilson) in a cowboy hat and tacky western wear sitting on a gaudy couch in front of an inexplicable painting (but here goes) five shirtless men wearing jeans and monster masks (one is presumably RFK Jr, right?) sitting on ATVs, all holding their arms over their heads like scary monsters do, channeling something like the Thriller music video.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 15/02/2026
Dogs got it all figured out
White Coton de Tulear dog named Hoby living the good life (sleeping).
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 09/02/2026
Pretty hard to miss this one if you’re a professional.
Patrick O’Connell on his way to the backfield while the ball is unsnapped. Gonna be a bad no-call.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 06/02/2026
Where was he radicalized?
Screaming liberal person meme, suspiciously looking like OP death cult guy.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/01/2026
I feel sick about this.
The Sam Darnold "Out Indefinitely" meme, but replaced with Lou Holtz's head and the reason for being "Out Indefinitely" is now "HOSPICE"
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 30/01/2026
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete it.
The Sam Darnold meme where he's confidently pointing at the camera that says "OUT INDEFINITELY" and now it says "HOSPICE" underneath is as the reason he's out indefinitely.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 27/01/2026
More polite than I remember. (edited: didn't like the information I may have given out in first post)
"Hi, [REDACTED]. Palantir? Thanks, but no. Absolutely not."
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 26/01/2026
The Dragonborn can also defeat him.
Alduin, the World Eater, being confronted by the (canonical) Dragonborn from Skyrim.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 25/01/2026
Look at how snowy the eastern half of the US is (via traffic on map).
A screenshot of Google Maps showing yellow traffic on highways from Dallas to Memphis to Indianapolis to Detroit and from Charlotte to DC to Philadelphia to New York to Boston.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 21/01/2026
Dirt and Hitler, mom of both.
A sticker on the back of a Jeep with stylized font that looks like it says “Dirt and Hitler, mom of both.”
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 20/01/2026
Go Hoosiers! (That’s Bloomington)
Aerial view of Bloomington, IN from a plane as I’m flying over right now.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 17/01/2026
Absurd.
Sunset from an airplane with the wing visible in the bottom right. On the ground, it's dark, and city lights are visible. The sky is an amazing coral fading into deep blue fading into black in bands ranging from the middle of the image to the top of it.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 16/01/2026
Starting my Villain Arc.
Me petting my white dog Hoby pretentiously (ominously?) on a private jet.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 15/01/2026
I hate it when the cat suddenly erupts.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 12/01/2026
I got curious, and yes, those are two very nearby trees.
A map showing LaBagh Woods and Sauganash in Chicago, with red labels showing “your tree” on the south side of the image and “my tree” on the north side. It’s probably a couple thousand feet between them.
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com · 12/01/2026
I could walk to that tree right now! There’s also a really good white ash just north of your tree in Sauganash that can’t figure out what color it wants to be in the fall, in the best possible way.
White ash tree in Sauganash, Chicago, IL from October 2023 that’s all sorts of yellows and oranges and reds, all at once. Close up of the same tree.
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