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ben dracula 🇵🇸

@draculaisland.bsky.social
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he/him ⋆ film watcher ⋆ genAI is loser shit 🇵🇸

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 25/09/2026
beastmode
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Sahat English @sahatenglish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Days after the NFL fined him for wearing Hind Rajab’s name, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair returned to the field with another Palestinian child on his eye black: 8-year-old Wafaa Akila. Wafaa was killed in an Israeli strike in Gaza on September 6 — her first day of school.
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 21/09/2026
theonion.com
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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ben dracula 🇵🇸 @draculaisland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Take thy screech from out my heart, and take thy form from off my Every Single App Including Fucking Scrabble?? Quoth Kevin Hart “Gamble More.”
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
friends art class project from middle school he found at his moms house. get better superman
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
STAR TROPICS NINTENDO R&D3, LOCOMOTIVE 1990 NES
A jailed dolphin yelling HELP!
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ben dracula 🇵🇸 @draculaisland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
we are doomed, shadow has a gun AND can reach stuff on the top shelf now
tall shadow in fortnite ad
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Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Yeah it was this clip from Malibu High, released by the good people of Vinegar Syndrome
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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Chorus!! (🎂10/23) @digichorus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were an icon above many
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's an old Match Game round where they ask "Colonel Sanders died and went to Heaven, where he was surprised to learn he had grown WHAT?" And everybody said wings. But the actually funny answer was breasts. Anyway, cheers to anyone at the pearly gates today with a huge pair of both.
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Twinkdeath (James Northcote, 1787)
James Northcote's painting of Jael and Sisera, where a milf Jael, holding a hammer and nail with intent to kill, looms over a sleeping twink Sisera with kind of a fat ass
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ben dracula 🇵🇸 @draculaisland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
studying fashion
“Opt for monochromatic ruffle shirts that play with shades of the same color. The textured ruffles add dimension and depth, creating a sophisticated, cohesive look that will turn heads.” and then they have a mannequin with a fuckass wig and ruffle shirt
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ben dracula 🇵🇸 @draculaisland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
spam calls and texts in this country are outrageous and need to outlawed, etc, but the offhand “If you no longer need the $40,000 just let me know” is an incredible sentence lol
“Hi Benjamin, Alexis here from Nexfund. I am following up on your personal loan request for $40,000. Text END to opt out.
If you no longer need the $40,000 just let me know.
Otherwise, do you have a few minutes now to talk? You can also reach us by calling…”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Skeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Twin Squash (Arcade, 1991)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2026
they kill and eat a man in this one
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026
in heaven you can kick a baby as far as you can and it's fine
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think Edinburgh is giving me a sign.
A photo of a sign featuring princess diana next to a sign that says Arcade
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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artwins | comms open @artwins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
illuminated illustration for @kathrynthehuman.bsky.social
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If these guys were actually students of history they’d know Europe tried this type of shit all of the time and it always lasted like six months. A good rule of thumb if you think of some outlandish solution to democracy that benefits the rich the inbred French aristocrats probably tried it already.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the only expansion of Ebenezer Scrooge’s backstory I wanna see is when I go on Disney Plus and click on the hidden extended cut of MUPPETS CHRISTMAS that has the song Caine acts his heart out of but they cut because stupid children were bored there were no puppets www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbaw...
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When Love Is Gone - The Muppet Christmas Carol - HD Widescreen
YouTube video by Shaun
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Laurie @marbledweaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
moonlight, sunlight. paper collage from 2019.
a paper collage of two heraldic-style lions en rampant, facing away from each other with their tails intertwined. The lion on the left is yellow on a black background. The lion on the right is purple on a white background. At the dividing point between the two images, there is a celestial body that is half moon-half sun. vegetation, snakes, bugs, and pottery surround the lions
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Burger @burgerkapitany.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hydra! My first Art Fight attack victim this year is @mayotheliger.bsky.social
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tony Millionaire on some forum a million years ago replying to a guy in a heated thread with "I find it interesting that fuck you"
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dear Jimothy
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
took the kids to an art museum today and it was so life-affirming. my five year old thought a bunch of the portraits were “about goblins”
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ben dracula 🇵🇸 @draculaisland.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
united across history by getting sick from shit in the food
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
From 90’s Conan: ‘Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time’
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