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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Right now, life is pretty much acting happy 90% of the time and collapsing on the floor in tears the rest of the time.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Spoiler alert: this isn't evidence of a fucking thing and you've spent the last decade getting played.

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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 29/04/2026

notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didn’t even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Finger guns are implied in all my posts

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

That's just so much better than "feet."

Containers of chicken feet lovingly labeled "chicken paws."

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. Until then, come and feed the ducks.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

So, it's the Department of Operations now?

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Nirvanna: The Band: The Show: The Movie is the closest thing we are ever going to get to an adaptation of Chrono Trigger and I am perfectly happy with that

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Parody is no longer possible.

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade.

The three countries voting against it?

🇺🇸 USA
🇮🇱Israel
🇦🇷 Argentina

Nearly all of Europe abstained.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

i swear if we had social media in the past people would call the hippie and punk movements 'cancel culture' too. LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE MOBILIZING AGAINST THE THINGS THAT HURT THEM IS NOT NEW. SORRY BUD IT IS NOT SOME GEN Z FAD IF YOU SUPPORT HATE THINGS AND FOLKS DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR STUFF ANYMORE

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Every once in a while, you start to think humanity's greatest accomplishments are well behind us as we trundle our way into blissful mediocrity. And then, POW! RIGHT IN THE MOUTH! A FUCKING CURE FOR SICKLE-CELL! This is huge.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I thought i used every excuse to get out of shoveling, but leave it to a dumbfuck from Alabama to prove me wrong.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/03/2026

Sorry but a lot of us have been here since this was just one big disaster queer house party and that's still how we exist here. This isn't high school speech and debate club. "Are you going to respond to my arguments?" Bitch, no. I'm hanging with my mates and we are goofing off and having fun.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

It's almost as if there's a difference between saying you won a war, and actually, you know, winning a war.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Inside of me are two wolves..

A package of grape flavored Red Vines and a package of black licorice flavored Red Vines.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Everyone: It's a 24 hour drive away! We'll be mad at you if you don't get a hotel and try driving it all. Me: [tearing up Nevada 93 at 100mph in a '09 Toyota Corolla with cars passing me]. If you're already mad at me for not sleeping, wait'll I tell you what I'm doing now!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

In my defense, officer, it doesn't say Grab, PAY & Go.

Sign outside a Dunkin express that says Grab & Go.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Just saw a dude younger than me wearing a fanny pack. Fetch my blade, Sword Boy!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Harry Reid, I am in you. err... Harry Reid International Airport... I'M IN THE AIRPORT OKAY CHERYL!

Two sneakered feet crossed in front of an empty black chair in an airport terminal.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

On the way to the airport..

Beige stucco building with blue letters reading "WCE Wound Care Experts."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This is such a dogshit thing to say but notice how much of a coward he is to immediately go oh gosh oh golly when the reporter asks what he means by that. Can’t even have the courage of his dirtbag convictions, an insult to all men who wear shorts and hoodies in the winter. We reject him.

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Tabs Out Cassette Podcast @tabsout.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

just one thing left to do

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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Alright... I'm going back to my bog. Keep it down.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

How it started/How it's going

A bag of contraband pistachios smuggled into my pocket by a very kind and wonderful flight attendant.

A bag of pistachios that I found hidden in a stock pot. It's giving Fatal Attraction vibes. My name is Dan. We look out for stuff like this.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ok, so he's just freestylin' at this point.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The bean world is an empire of LIES!!!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Does anyone in the fucking family know what a dog is?

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Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 18/02/2026

i think about this a lot

white cassette tape for Dead Kennedy's In God We Trust Inc. text on the reads "home taping is killing record industry profits! we left this side blank so you can help"

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

"We want to sacrifice your children to benefit our wealthy corporate donors."

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I know I would die so quickly in the wild because I really want to grab those antlers, those antlers look touchable as hell

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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Let me just make a few little adjustments to that title… “How a scientist with a PhD in Geology and 25 years of experience is helping lead California’s earthquake work” Way to devalue my experience.

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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026

This is blackout poetry to me

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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