iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Right now, life is pretty much acting happy 90% of the time and collapsing on the floor in tears the rest of the time.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I just hope they sprung for the good filth this time.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Spoiler alert: this isn't evidence of a fucking thing and you've spent the last decade getting played.

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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 29/04/2026

notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didn’t even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Finger guns are implied in all my posts

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

That's just so much better than "feet."

Containers of chicken feet lovingly labeled "chicken paws."

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

He threw his McDonald's garbage in the Burger King drive-thru trash can. I was there. I saw the whole thing.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Pirates gonna pirate.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Looks... umm... crabby?

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Are there lasers? We need lasers. Invisible ones!

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. Until then, come and feed the ducks.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

So, it's the Department of Operations now?

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Nirvanna: The Band: The Show: The Movie is the closest thing we are ever going to get to an adaptation of Chrono Trigger and I am perfectly happy with that

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Parody is no longer possible.

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade.

The three countries voting against it?

🇺🇸 USA
🇮🇱Israel
🇦🇷 Argentina

Nearly all of Europe abstained.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

i swear if we had social media in the past people would call the hippie and punk movements 'cancel culture' too. LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE MOBILIZING AGAINST THE THINGS THAT HURT THEM IS NOT NEW. SORRY BUD IT IS NOT SOME GEN Z FAD IF YOU SUPPORT HATE THINGS AND FOLKS DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR STUFF ANYMORE

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The sun's plenty dense as it is. Throwing someone even more dense into it would probably create a singularity.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Every once in a while, you start to think humanity's greatest accomplishments are well behind us as we trundle our way into blissful mediocrity. And then, POW! RIGHT IN THE MOUTH! A FUCKING CURE FOR SICKLE-CELL! This is huge.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Sir, would you like a job in the exciting United States' government?

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Same. On the plus side, I haven't refreshed my phone's weather app, so it's a sunny 68 degrees here in Henderson, NV, where it's always 8:05 in the morning!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I thought i used every excuse to get out of shoveling, but leave it to a dumbfuck from Alabama to prove me wrong.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/03/2026

Sorry but a lot of us have been here since this was just one big disaster queer house party and that's still how we exist here. This isn't high school speech and debate club. "Are you going to respond to my arguments?" Bitch, no. I'm hanging with my mates and we are goofing off and having fun.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

It's almost as if there's a difference between saying you won a war, and actually, you know, winning a war.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Inside of me are two wolves..

A package of grape flavored Red Vines and a package of black licorice flavored Red Vines.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It wasn't a mistake. It rarely ever is.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Everyone: It's a 24 hour drive away! We'll be mad at you if you don't get a hotel and try driving it all. Me: [tearing up Nevada 93 at 100mph in a '09 Toyota Corolla with cars passing me]. If you're already mad at me for not sleeping, wait'll I tell you what I'm doing now!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

In my defense, officer, it doesn't say Grab, PAY & Go.

Sign outside a Dunkin express that says Grab & Go.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Just saw a dude younger than me wearing a fanny pack. Fetch my blade, Sword Boy!

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Harry Reid, I am in you. err... Harry Reid International Airport... I'M IN THE AIRPORT OKAY CHERYL!

Two sneakered feet crossed in front of an empty black chair in an airport terminal.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

On the way to the airport..

Beige stucco building with blue letters reading "WCE Wound Care Experts."

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Like all good things, it started a month ago in Omaha, Nebraska. I've been finding these bags in strange places around the house ever since. My flight attendant friend has steadfastly denied any knowledge or involvement.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Right? I didn't even upgrade to "legroom." I did not deserve these nuts. Vengeance will be mine though. My gnomes are legion. The goblin menace will be undone! Then... cupcakes.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It just doesn't end... *weeping*

Found a bag of airline pistachios in my laptop satchel on my way to the airport.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This is such a dogshit thing to say but notice how much of a coward he is to immediately go oh gosh oh golly when the reporter asks what he means by that. Can’t even have the courage of his dirtbag convictions, an insult to all men who wear shorts and hoodies in the winter. We reject him.

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Tabs Out Cassette Podcast @tabsout.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

just one thing left to do

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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.

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Dan @dpoem.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Pfft.. play the mother of a large desert boy, and we'll talk, Becky.

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