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Robot Lou Reed tearing off his own face

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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 11h
Everything went black and white and some jaunty ragtime music started playing
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13h
Just stepped out of my car directly onto a banana peel. Slightly worried I've been Isekai'd into The Beano.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the really impressive thing is that I have heard a couple of things that make it sound really interesting, but which they entirely failed to put in the marketing.
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times
El Santo on a phonecall: "When I develop it, it'll be confirmed. Got to go wrestling."
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stung to death by wasps 😢
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.google.com/maps/@52.614...
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is like that thing about the most popular song of the year again
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm enjoying that Robert Pattinson is clearly the meme of the year, but mainly because it's entirely incredibly grainy gifs clearly ripped from pirate recordings of cinema screens.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hadn't realised it was out yet, just vaguely heard they were making a green lantern show where they all wear normal clothes
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Murphy can't melt steel beams
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This beauty was a couple of weeks ago.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They have attempted to give up hope of a better world and are trying to lol through the pain
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just thought of a good post for when Mike Myers dies, watch this space!
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting on my Warhammer painting cravat
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was in college one guy we knew had been bragging how he'd got a car and wouldn't need the bus anymore. The next day as the bus drove over the common we all saw him sat on top of his car which was on its side in an embankment.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean the original scene proves you don't actually need language and most meaning can be communicated via the eyebrows
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Made me check wether river island still exists tbh
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you get permission from your parents first?
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not clicking the video but this is already a perfect reaction image
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Blimeyguvnor @blimeyguvnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
found this old clip of Film 83 on my phone where Barry Norman swears at Sean Connery
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A clip from the music video for the David Bowie and Trent reznor song I'm afraid of Americans, which is basically just Trent reznor following David Bowie for the entire video around. Maybe Los Angeles or something I don't know.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's always so socially awkward, it's kind of endearing in a weird way
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like every story about travelling with BA is always an absolute fucking nightmare
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop pretending this is shocking. Every year someone gets ill and this happens #gbbo
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boooo #gbbo
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I demand more brutality in my light-hearted baking shows
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh for fucks sake one of them is ill so they'll keep them all in for "fairness"
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a trailer and the vibes feel 20 years out of date somehow. Like I can't explain it but it's if a movie was going to vote for John Kerry you know?
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really hoping gender-swapped Ned Flanders is the first baker off the show I'll be honest
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm 10 minutes behind and I'm glad I guessed this correctly as soon a I saw your post
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It even had a little slide!
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyways if I die tonight let this be the record that I've just gone round my house disconnecting every alarm I have trying to stop the bleeping and I'm too grumpy and tired to reconnect any of them.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are smoke alarms designed so that the low battery alarm will always go off just as you are about to go to sleep?
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DCFADP
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember seeing a post on a gardening subreddit where there was a Flymo in the background of a picture and none of the yanks could comprehend what it was
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey I've always thought you were older than me so this post fucking sucks
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Dom Cycling @domcycling.com · 14/09/2026
Every new football season, Trafford Council tell us about how they’re cracking down on illegal, antisocial and dangerous match-day parking. But then every match, the streets look like this.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Police raiding you for a grow op because you're trying to make marrows in a bathtub
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do actually like a stuffed marriw
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everywhere I look I'm reminded of his face
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's more boring than Valencia
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is that your reaction to the existence of this track?
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I checked your profile to confirm that you are a coward
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Congratulations to Spain for managing to beat the entire middle east in designing the world's least interesting racing circuit
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You say this but a few years ago I was reading the Maigrets and that's also how French wrote about France
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