Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You should be able to briefly kill yourself in order to emphasize your point 920634
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542461629
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026survival of the fittest 235053717
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.social+EthosSketches+ COMMS OPEN @ethossketches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fall and his evil brother Out 171836413
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialMixtress of Dorkness @pinballwitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the real issue with the internet in 2026 is nobody talks about Domo-kun anymore. 12422146
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism. 7742631077
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Don't open the #NintendoToday app I fucked up real bad and I'm absolutely getting fired. 1039765
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 23/07/2026ape escape (1999) 0498
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate 5982572271
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10736504720331
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out! 03848423
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208655336
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 10/07/2026 013625
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Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Your new go-to outfits just sprouted! 🌱 Available in store and online exclusively at Hot Topic. 731950
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 08/07/2026I could see it in a library maybe 2238100
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it 145288931
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues 1937721071
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Glup Shitto as a character is genderqueer-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing. 2345108
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialAnimeSerbia @animeserbia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion* GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha! *starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11* 81057254
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Wario: Mona, it's pride month. You know what that means. Mona: Huh? What? Do you want us to make like, gay microgames? What 417929
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Ready to dunk it, Penn & Teller style? The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves. 17940440
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Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialBrandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 25/05/2026Got the squad out of storage 0639
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 10/05/2026we are the daughters of the funkos you couldn't pop 219947
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165027376
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialSky Meadow Hawkins @skyhawkins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026oh its alien day today here's an oldie 131574480
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialbess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 22/04/2026my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later. 4667632131
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communitiesradio.gardenExplore live radio by rotating the globeExplore live radio by rotating the globe. 9550002247
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialJames Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Seven-word death punch 4495561958
dortokay.bsky.social @dortokay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026@iconsnso.bsky.social Idk if they've done this before, but in the Nintendo Today app they posted ahead of time what all four waves of Pokopia icons will be Nintendo Switch Online Missions & Rewards - Icon Elements - Pokémon Pokopia #NintendoToday nintendo.today/s/asYhdjZCnintendo.todayNintendo Switch Online Missions & Rewards - Icon Elements - Pokémon Pokopia | Nintendo Today! 001
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 02/03/2026If I were a computer, I would have sex with this computer 2821215
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialJoe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 26/02/2026We also have high resolution artwork for the Pokémon Timeless Adventure merch line in Japan 1481110
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialJames Leech @jamesleech.bsky.social · 27/02/2026🎥🎞Film Trivia🎞🎥 George Lucas owns the rights to the term “Episode 1” If you look at the first episode of any TV Series from 1999 onwards, they all call themselves “Pilot”, a nod to Anakin’s skills on the podracing circuit 16424
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye 20084622743
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.social🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW! 623554867
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.social🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 19/02/2026being literally wealthier than kings and monarchical dynasties with no corresponding social obligations is extremely corrosive to both the individual and the body politic, and taking 95% of everything elon musk has would be better for him, personally. 351273230
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialBen Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is 303216717672
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/02/20260.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory. 21199390
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236086629
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended. 2253491400
Reposted by @dortokay.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage. 1042263288
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