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bess

@cowsounds.bsky.social
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bovine babe (she/it) (30) genderfluid 🏳️‍⚧️ semi retired moosician, full time cow www.subvert.fm/cowsounds cowsounds.bandcamp.com www.youtube.com/@cowsounds

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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wanna meet that dad
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New short alert! Talking about Star Wars on Laserdisc!
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Nothing but Star Wars Laserdiscs!
YouTube video by LaserFlicky
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FlogginFish @spiralink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scroll of summon Miller Highlife
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Bunny @dozingprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish Garth Marenghi's Dark Place got a fighting game
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flicky in the Wild hunting for Laserdisc! Thank you again @joantoonz.bsky.social it turned out so good! 💿🤍
Drawn comic of Flicky the Laserdisc Turtle browsing for Laserdisc, finding ABBA and enjoying it on a cute CRT TV.
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Tyeewhyee @tyeewhyee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen so many folks playing Aniimo lately, likely who aren't aware of the GenAI use in the game. Just a PSA that Aniimo DOES indeed include GenAI in both the promotional material and in game.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Goat Dog @mathgoated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rly love this photo I took of @fungusfriend.neocities.org little fungus at the anthros NYC gallery on my quest to get the grainiest film pics ever :9 The film is Ilford Delta 3200 pushed to 12800 ISO
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Skycolourgirl stickers are out skycolourgirl.bandcamp.com/merch
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Fungus @fungusfriend.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Sorry, no can do, I’m busy listening to my sad gay music
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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What day is it? New episode day! This week learn about The Biz with longtime favorite guest @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social. We’ve got a timely PIP:IOP, some Sex Bits, and more Shit Daniel does. Also ARKANSAS, are you out there?! I heard you have the only diamond mine in the USA? polyamateurhour.com
PolyAmateur Hour episode poster for the episode Dollyamory. The poster features podcast guest, Mx. Dahlia Belle looking whistfully up at Darla (a chaweenie mix dog) dressed up as Dolly Parton with a yellow saintly aura outline.
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FlogginFish @spiralink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly kind of glad more women are using Grindr. And like, I get the consternation. Gay men deserve theirs own space. Would that we had our own space for sure. But all the spaces people seem to try to make don’t seem to put on the same lackadaisical forward horny vibe.
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Melody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i kissed a beautiful lady while I was busy watching Ant Bully at the gay bar. We met that night while the movie played on my phone and for now, our only irl interaction is me realizing that with what is said in Ant Bully, there is an Ant Jesus. Here's my review of Ant Bully.
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TWISTED CUM FREAK!!!!! @wrenwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
these are my most popular furry drawings ever, lol. I still occasionally get favs on the fa uploads. transition is a type of tf, don't you know.
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Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Real tired of the powerful (And maliciously stupid) dictating what people can and can't say about a fucking genocide
Joan with a free palestine flag saying AND SPARE ME YER WHINING ABOUT IT TOO
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Flicky Short! Talking about Laserdisc Rot 🤍💿
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Laserdisc Rot???
YouTube video by LaserFlicky
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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think this episode is extra filled with Laurel’s cackling laughter. Which maybe means it's an extra super funny episode? There’s a new segment within a segment! We talk about being bi! What else… www.polyamateurhour.com/episodecolle...
Nichole looking spicy AF in all the ways on the PolyAmateur Hour episode poster for the episode titled: Coming Into My Hotness and Meanness.
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
videogame the videogame
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Hypernet Explorer - Early access trailer
YouTube video by Nocoldiz
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bummed out by the insults and slurs hurled at myself and my partners in public yesterday, been awhile since I've faced any transphobia in public.
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time I watch a Laserdisc with rot on it, I feel like this...
Disturbed face of Flicky on a maroon background and the text "There are demons in this Laserdisc..."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i touched an electric fence in the process of taking this photo but i think it was worth it
cows in a field at night
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stanley Matsumoto | Shave Ice Authority
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Bunny @dozingprincess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The timeline of Warner Bros. scrapping the Wile E Coyote movie, into public outcry for a theatrical release, and now the amount of gay art being produced is kinda ridiculous and amazing
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's movie is Close Encounters of the Third Kind! I had a very close encounter with this one in the shower today, what's your favorite Laserdisc to take in the shower with you? www.lddb.com/laserdisc/53...
Flicky enjoying a very wet copy of Close Encounters of the Third Kind Laserdisc in the shower, look at her hair products despite being a cute turtle The back of said movie, with water running down it.
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zen! @nokaccino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
anyone else coming into MY home expecting to ponder MY orbs is in for a real rude awakening.
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Tiff 🏳️‍⚧️ & Eve Comics @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hanging the Haj out to dry
Blahaj clothes-pinned to the clothesline
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Melody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y'ever wanted to dress like lil ole' me? Good news! Makeship stripped me naked and they're now selling my shirt to YOU! Here's a link, it's available for a limited time so get it while you can! www.makeship.com/products/mel...
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Melody Nosurname's Signature 7 T-Shirt
Help! I'm shirtless! In order to ensure my lack of nudity so I can continue to be guideline-friendly on YouTube, you should buy this shirt and put it on! I'm practically you, after all. Please conside...
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been putting off making videos for a hot minute, still working on formatting but here's the first lil short I've made talking about Ford Laserdisc a bit, let me know what you think! 💿🤍
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Ford Training Laserdisc???
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The one and only @wyndepriddy.bsky.social joins us on the pod this week to give some good advice on coming out as a slut and help us pick the least worst of the worst on Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scatter Shot. Plus Laurel has a new guy?! And they’re already doing sex bits?! Caw-Caw! 🐦‍⬛
A photograph of the Amateurs plus Wynde Priddy recording from a hotel room in The Rio around a coffee table full of snacks. Everyone is comfy cozy, holding their mics, laurel is fully horizontal (as usual) laying on the couch) and Wynde in the foreground smiling and looking cute as ever. Over the photograph is the title of the episode: Well-Used Italian Sausage with Wynde Priddy.
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fall cow is almost upon us
selfie of Bess wearing a denim jacket, cute floral dress, big trans flag colored glasses, and a scrabble earring spelling "cow".
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laserdisc :)
Flicky the Laserdisc Turtle in a very low res sunrise, knowing the truth of existence and saying "MMM... Laserdisc" akin to the Kung Fu Panda meme about monkey.
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and if you can believe it, it is bandcamp friday, once again! no new music to plug, but my discography is 75% off, get every single bit of music i've ever made for a whopping $16! support means a lot right now, as money is very tight now that I'm unemployed. cowsounds.bandcamp.com/album/cow-so...
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cow sounds, by cowsounds
13 track album
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Io Dodds 🌘🏳️‍⚧️♾️ @iododds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨✨🌘 EXCITING NEWS, Io fans 🌒✨🚨 After a long hiatus due to being laid off + very sick, my newsletter IOSPHERE is back!!! iosphere.beehiiv.com... This week: why I'm inventing my own religion, what kind of God it honours, and why no one but me is allowed to follow it.
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#14: The Minimum Viable Goddess
On the challenges, comforts, and mysteries of trying to invent your own religion.
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lys @bedsores.rest · 04/09/2026
good morning happy bandcamp friday! you can purchase my first full-length in a decade, GATHERINGDUST, with no fees taken outta my pay. folk songs yearning with and against disability, curdled resentment expunged over lap steel and keyboard, all-analog recorded. lyskoi.bandcamp.com/album/gather...
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gatheringdust, by alyssa kai
12 track album
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's Bandcamp Friday! Purchase the EP that I made with my band @antispectacular.bsky.social. Each song is radically different. The first is hardcore Punk, the second, a Funk song, the third, a Bluegrass song and the fourth is Apocalyptic Grunge. anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-t...
Anti-Spectacular, I am this Flesh. A series of ribs crosses over a spine and intestines.
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and if you can believe it, it is bandcamp friday, once again! no new music to plug, but my discography is 75% off, get every single bit of music i've ever made for a whopping $16! support means a lot right now, as money is very tight now that I'm unemployed. cowsounds.bandcamp.com/album/cow-so...
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cow sounds, by cowsounds
13 track album
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June @junelalonde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey! Bandcamp Friday is here. An excellent day to support musicians. A suggestion: Go and leave a comment if you pick up something that really speaks to you. The money is always appreciated - but feedback is golden. It's a gigantic motivator and can really lift up an artist more than you realize.
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FloorTime.jpg @itsfloortime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lil yardsale post so I can downsize! and afford my meds! please browse my stuff, I need my meds. some of the Plushie Dreadfuls (DID, sleep paralysis, Wolfenswine) have been since redesigned or retired on the website!
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
quiche 2: electric boogaloo :)
the world's sexiest quiche that looks so good you just have to lick it.
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DEER COMIX @deercomix.com · 03/09/2026
DEER COMIX no. 27: accessibly esoteric 🎼🦌 #deercomix
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Flicky @laserflick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Backrooms! Thanks to A24 for a review copy of this, so glad to see Laserdisc back in a big way! Wonderful transfer, includes directors commentary and some promotional materials. Can't wait for the Death of a Unicorn Laserdisc next! www.lddb.com/laserdisc/42...
Laserdisc copy of a24's Backrooms presented with the silken hand of Flicky The Laserdisc Turtle Gal.
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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
quiche :)
homemade quiche with broccoli, hot Italian sausage, fried scallions, and cheddar cheese :)
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Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
COME ON GUYS the window for ordering these is closing!! #furry #furryart
joan holding up the brainworms comic saying YOU KNOW YA WANT ONE!
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you know? In The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Homer Must collect all Gems
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
images of a dream
a stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...another stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...a 3rd stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...
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