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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 8h

Not here to cosmetic surgery shame, but surely all those horrific MAGA women have enough money to get it done by somebody halfway competent

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/10/2026

boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/10/2026

Mark Zuckerberg trying to drink Guinness like a hoo-man.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026

Remember folks, if it does say "micro-machines", it's not a real thing

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026

Even the tweet is clearly written by an llm

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026

printing Winston Churchill's face on the 500 Euro note

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026

Putin played Trump again. Huge pro-russian PR win in exchange for fuck all oil.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 08/10/2026

Can you be a massive idiot without having at least one parent who is also a massive idiot and also ancestors who are listed as massive idiots in the Domesday Book?

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026

If you live in Sheffield you should be subscribe to support some great local journalism

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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Monica Coglan was cross-examined for 13 hours by Archer’s lawyers in the libel trial. She was frequently in tears as her entire life and character was attacked. She died in a car crash before Archer was found guilty of perjury in that trial. Before it was found she’d told the truth all along.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 05/10/2026

Imprison CEOs for this

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 01/10/2026

Look at his shoes. Berk looks like Pingu

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you liked this repost of my post you are legally obligated to buy my comics hagaipalevsky.itch.io

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 28/09/2026

Eight inch cake you fucking psycho

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026

I wonder if they can pin today's UK site traffic control fuck up on the developers. Weird race condition right, guys?

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026

I'm in an airport lounge, my flight got cancelled, I've got 5 more hours to kill and there's one very loud posh guy who has not stopped talking for an hour. How do regular lounge people deal with this stuff?

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean, I am a gay man and I think about cock less often than Hegseth or RFK Jr do.

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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.

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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026

I’ve worn a grubby RNLI cap for decades. I sound London, but I was born in Truro and I was a basically feral (Gen X) kid wandering the coast path with a dog until sunset for a lot of my early life. The lifeboats are in the fabric like trawlers and farms and pasties and fish and chips.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 17/09/2026

If we're going to drop Net Zero as a term, then Green Energy is no good. We need to call it CHEAP ENERGY. The wingnuts are going to find it very hard to convince Facebook boomers that CHEAP ENERGY is a bad thing. The word Green is politically loaded but everyone loves cheap. You're welcome

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Mac-le-More", like it's a pissing mining town in County Durham. Fuck all of you.

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 16/09/2026

British country bumpkins don't want outsiders in their villages but are happy to play along with being citizens of a real country when they need an MRI scan or an airport

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 15/09/2026

It's artex all the way down

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 15/09/2026

No I refuse to find out what a Macklemore is

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

well well well

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 12/09/2026

I once shipped some software with the word "balls" accidentally hard coded into the UI, and the project manager went mad. I said it's not even a swear word, so you can fuck off.

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Chris Smith @ledredman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The only practical purpose of Crypto is crime.

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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name

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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Public service announcements appearing on the Tube (spoof ofc)👌🏼

Main sign (blue, centre):
Notice to users of smart glasses
Everyone thinks you look like a massive nonce
The sign shows an icon of a pair of glasses with a camera lens on the frame and a wireless signal symbol above it.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026

Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...

Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/09/2026

my kid went off to university, taking the two big blue Ikea bags. This has caused a huge breakdown in clothes washing logistics in this house. The resulting efficiency loss is more than offsetting the huge reduction in wear-once jeans and hoodies.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I just think that risking your life at a moment's notice to save people you've never met in exchange for no money is a better expression of patriotism than dressing up like a Poundshop paramilitary and intimidating families with kids trying to get onto a ferry.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 08/09/2026

Anecdotally, this seems very true from my experience as a parent with kids at schools with a good percentage of 2nd gen. How are we not shouting this British success story?

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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 07/09/2026

Big fan of how Russia can shut down a major UK port for half a day with just 5kg of cocaine and 100 severely divorced men.

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Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 @telescoper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The grandson of Oswald Mosley (founder of the British Union of Fascists) and Diane Mitford (friends with Adolf Hitler who married Oswald Mosley at the home of Joseph Goebbels) is Louis Mosley (CEO of Palantir UK).

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Cecil NYCC will be wandering @misscecil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Another must read by Cory

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