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Dan Dukeson

@doooks.com
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Former mayor of various sandwich shops. Currently clean on OPSEC. Henry hoover stan. Do not develop my app.

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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 11h
I feel attacked
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 11h
Bro there are dozens of us www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Southgate ‘hardly watches’ football and does not envisage Premier League return
Gareth Southgate has revealed he ‘didn’t even enjoy the wins’ for more than a couple of minutes towards the end of his time in charge of England
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 14h
Not here to cosmetic surgery shame, but surely all those horrific MAGA women have enough money to get it done by somebody halfway competent
Beast Jesus
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/10/2026
boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/10/2026
Mark Zuckerberg trying to drink Guinness like a hoo-man.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 12/10/2026
@obsoletesony.com 🤌
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 12/10/2026
Bye ivan
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 12/10/2026
You make a facile point about people in an invaded country wanting a war to end. You don't mention the aggressor. The aggressor is extremely relevant to your post about the suffering of the Ukrainian people.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 12/10/2026
Russia can end the war any time they want
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 11/10/2026
Now they can hide it in a bush?
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026
Remember folks, if it does say "micro-machines", it's not a real thing
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026
Even the tweet is clearly written by an llm
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026
printing Winston Churchill's face on the 500 Euro note
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 10/10/2026
Putin played Trump again. Huge pro-russian PR win in exchange for fuck all oil.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 08/10/2026
Can you be a massive idiot without having at least one parent who is also a massive idiot and also ancestors who are listed as massive idiots in the Domesday Book?
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
He's blocked me now lol
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
If you live in Sheffield you should be subscribe to support some great local journalism
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
Rust is a modern, popular, programming language which aims to make it hard to write certain types of bug. Decompiled means you take a program and you use a 2nd program to try to reproduce the source code for the 1st program. Not sure why OP thinks decompiling is involved
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
Thanks! You have a good eye
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
I'd like to see some evidence that it's decompiled. Apart from anything, in the case of Photoshop, you would be decompiling decades of cruft (and boiling the ocean). As opposed to asking LLM to reimplement features by ripping code from similar OSS projects, which sounds plausible.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
Can't wait for GTA 6
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
At this point you're either rage baiting or you need to go look up some of the words you are using in your posts
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
Your point doesn't really follow. If i was relying on something for security (say, an encryption library) then I would far rather have open source, peer reviewed, algorithms and code than black box binaries. Doesn't really matter where the binary is running
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
Nothing here suggests that Adobe suite was decompiled.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 07/10/2026
They claim it's a clean room implementation, fwiw
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 06/10/2026
For a moment I thought Aaron had aged quite badly
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Monica Coglan was cross-examined for 13 hours by Archer’s lawyers in the libel trial. She was frequently in tears as her entire life and character was attacked. She died in a car crash before Archer was found guilty of perjury in that trial. Before it was found she’d told the truth all along.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 06/10/2026
He died between perjury sessions
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 05/10/2026
I had to install an app and verify email AND phone number to be rewarded with this potato image of someone else's house
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 05/10/2026
Imprison CEOs for this
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 05/10/2026
Those are fries, brother
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 05/10/2026
I don't even want to know what that cost
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 01/10/2026
Look at his shoes. Berk looks like Pingu
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you liked this repost of my post you are legally obligated to buy my comics hagaipalevsky.itch.io
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 28/09/2026
Eight inch cake you fucking psycho
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 25/09/2026
The thing I always remember is the simple record with the complex record player. I don't know what use that idea has ever been to me, but I liked it
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Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and it's the same.
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S01E01 Beginnings 24 September 1999
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026
site/air of course
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026
I wonder if they can pin today's UK site traffic control fuck up on the developers. Weird race condition right, guys?
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026
Flight is slipping its still 5 hours but Tarquin and friends have gone
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 21/09/2026
I'm in an airport lounge, my flight got cancelled, I've got 5 more hours to kill and there's one very loud posh guy who has not stopped talking for an hour. How do regular lounge people deal with this stuff?
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, I am a gay man and I think about cock less often than Hegseth or RFK Jr do.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve worn a grubby RNLI cap for decades. I sound London, but I was born in Truro and I was a basically feral (Gen X) kid wandering the coast path with a dog until sunset for a lot of my early life. The lifeboats are in the fabric like trawlers and farms and pasties and fish and chips.
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Dan Dukeson @doooks.com · 19/09/2026
Don't make me tap the meme
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