Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 9mMaybe there should be a public vote, to see if the actual contestants should be replaced by this round's kith/kin guests for the rest of the series. #GBBO #BakeOff 000
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 18mIt feels like two gimmicks at the same time, when one would have been fine. #GBBO #BakeOff 000
Reposted by Daniel EmersonRosewind @rosewind.bsky.social · 4hI have my Trap Door Dress which I now feel I should change into to celebrate this! It’s covered in eyes! 123
Reposted by Daniel Emerson 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 8hI have no idea quite what was going through the mind of the illustrator responsible for this Portuguese picture sleeve of Clive Dunn's Grandad, but it's quite something to behold. 44313
Reposted by Daniel EmersonianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 1hThe Kennington water tower is up for sale - if you have a winning lottery ticket to spare. ddre.global/listing/geor... 5142
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 1hI don't think Johnson was deluded. I think he knew he was incompetent, but just didn't care, as long as he was well-supplied with dodgy donations and round-heeled posh girls. But yes, Truss was and still remains the champion of self-belief in the face of multiverses full of evidence. 030
Reposted by Daniel EmersonJosh Self @josh.politics.co.uk · 05/10/2026Where the MPs who backed Liz Truss in 2022 now sit in the Conservative hierarchy (and beyond) 36234
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 2hThere's no "off" switch for the walking Kemitastrophe. 000
Reposted by Daniel EmersonPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 2hArcher’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999. 13489168
Reposted by Daniel EmersonHillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Over a dozen states have important voter registration deadlines today. Check your registration and make a plan to vote at IWillVote.com. Then ask friends and neighbors to do the same. 5329471580
Reposted by Daniel EmersonSvetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 11hWell, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏 361972401
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 5hI am my own kind of completist - I've watched all three Star Wars films, both Terminator films and both of Christopher Reeves' Superman films. Oh yeah, and The Matrix. 030
Reposted by Daniel EmersonBrian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 11hJarrow ladies fire brigade, 1916 (Tyne & Wear Archives & Museum). 220648
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 5hAre they going to send RFK over to deal with it his own inimitable way? And there was me making plans for a weekend that none of us might ever see. 110
Reposted by Daniel EmersonWhy Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 8h40 YEARS AGO TODAY: "'ello!" The first of forty visits to the cellar of the monster's castle that features The Trap Door, by association the glory of a Willie Rushton voiceover, and the stop-motion skill of future Wallace & Gromit co-director Steve Box.youtube.comThe Trapdoor - Breakfast TimeWatch more Cartoons here :https://bit.ly/37L30II Berk is busy preparing his master's breakfast - from worms and other vile concoctions, when a strange yellow creature comes out of the trap door in the kitchen floor and eats the breakfast, closely followed by a large Big Red Thing which chases Berk u 610341
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 10hThere's a longer obituary on the BBC site by Sam Woodhouse, which is less mealy-mouthed. It concludes with "He died a wealthy man, albeit one whom very few trusted." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 010
Reposted by Daniel EmersonRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 21hSensational movie. One of my all-time favourites. 4502
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22hComposer George Fenton, whose work included music for films such as Gandhi, Groundhog Day and The Fisher King, as well as TV shows like Planet Earth and Bergerac, has died at the age of 76. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukThe Blue Planet and Gandhi composer George Fenton dies aged 76The musician received five Oscar nominations, and soundtracked dozens of memorable nature films. 030
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22hSomeone talented died today. And so did Jeffrey Archer. www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenew...heraldscotland.comScottish singer Lena Martell dies after short illness as tributes paidScottish singer Lena Martell, known for Broadway, the West End and 1979 number one hit One Day At A Time, has died, prompting tributes across Glasgow. 1428
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22hJeffrey Archer, the convicted criminal, biographical fantasist and political weasel, has slithered off his mortal caul. He never did become mayor and show us how tough he'd be. But he was probably distracted by a prostitute or a rustling brown envelope... youtu.be/pssI1ZwzcmQyoutu.beJeffrey Archer on Michael CrickYouTube video by Carl Salter 000
Reposted by Daniel EmersonMalcolm Wood @woodmally1979.bsky.social · 22hFamous crook and terrible author Jeffrey Archer has died. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukJeffrey Archer: Best-selling author and former politician dies aged 86His last book, Adam and Eve, is set to release this month. 182
Reposted by Daniel EmersonTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 22hlol reading his wiki page and it's incredible how almost every paragraph is just "a thing happened and he lied about it", I'd forgotten quite how dedicated he was to the untruthful artsen.wikipedia.orgJeffrey Archer - Wikipedia 391
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 23hIf Katie Price can get her hands on a big pointy rock and wait 'til Dobby the Hate Elf turns her back, she could become everyone's new Princess of Hearts. #Handcuffed 030
Reposted by Daniel EmersonJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 23hwww.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comNo queues, empty seats and the worst speech ever heard: welcome to the Tory conference | John CraceBirmingham event is like a safari park attraction where we get to see the remnants of a party in a protected habitat 916745
Reposted by Daniel EmersonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026One thing all New Yorkers can agree on? It’s time to get your flu shot! Go to nyc.gov/healthmap to find all the free locations. 965749949
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A wannabe shock-jock who turned out to be too racist even for the #TalkTV roster of inbred mutants. 010
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Keep circulating the tapes/discs/files/links! #MST3K 031
Reposted by Daniel EmersonThe Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026‘Your stitches are healing nicely…. Are you alright for me to open the curtains again?’ 👀 Anyone else? Just me? #TheArchers 5301
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They all just chortled along. But I suppose if you are the kind of person who hangs around with Graham, then you are toxic landfill in human form already. 041
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, that one. The same Mike Graham who claimed you could grow concrete as a sustainable building material. 0151
Reposted by Daniel EmersonOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Losing a parent to Alzheimer's is a double loss and it's bleak as hell. Good people don't joke about things like that. But Archibald Graham long ago gave up on being a decent human being. metro.co.uk/2026/10/04/m...metro.co.ukMike Graham filmed making 'hideous' jokes about Andy Burnham's dad's deathHis comments were 'the lowest of the low'. 1461410303
Reposted by Daniel EmersonI Want My VHS @iwantmyvhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026MST3K VHS LOT Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cult Comedy Horror Sci-Fi + #ad 📺 ebay.comMST3K VHS LOT Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cult Comedy Horror Sci-Fi +Raleigh, North Carolina 001
Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No matter how many times it happens, it still feels like your first day at a new school where all the other kids have been in class together for a year already. 010
Reposted by Daniel EmersonAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine the derisory coverage and outright mockery if any other party with single-digit MPs decided to "declare a General Election" and go on a bus tour? Yet when this outlandish nonsense comes from Farage, it is treated as somehow brilliant. "Subscribe to continue..." No thanks. I'm good. 101741175
Reposted by Daniel EmersonianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 05/10/2026ianvisits.co.ukLondon Museum’s first exhibition goes back to the city’s Roman beginningsA free exhibition opening beneath Smithfield in spring 2027 will explore the first 50 years of Londinium through objects left behind by its earliest inhabitants. 0112
Reposted by Daniel Emersonthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery 3769481
Reposted by Daniel EmersonGlum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Of course, the correct answer for people my age is the man with no face in Sapphire and Steel. 3131
Reposted by Daniel EmersonDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026JUST LEARNED THAT ARTHUR IN THE CARS THAT ATE PARIS IS NAPOLEON IN BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. Terry Camilleri! 46511
Reposted by Daniel EmersonLisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet. 1123509776
Reposted by Daniel EmersonStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Our new ‘Little Flyers’ range of snacks hasn’t gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying. 813133