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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 8m
Okay, Mr Hollywood, okay! #GBBO #BakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 9m
Some nice swans there. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 9m
Maybe there should be a public vote, to see if the actual contestants should be replaced by this round's kith/kin guests for the rest of the series. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 16m
...and Nigella deifinitely isn't. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 18m
It feels like two gimmicks at the same time, when one would have been fine. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Rosewind @rosewind.bsky.social · 4h
I have my Trap Door Dress which I now feel I should change into to celebrate this! It’s covered in eyes!
Me in a black dress whose pattern is actually a whole loads of eyes straight out of the intro sequence for Trap Door!
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 7h
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 8h
I have no idea quite what was going through the mind of the illustrator responsible for this Portuguese picture sleeve of Clive Dunn's Grandad, but it's quite something to behold.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 1h
The Kennington water tower is up for sale - if you have a winning lottery ticket to spare. ddre.global/listing/geor...
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Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 3h
Jon Kammerer Pegasus
The Jon Kammerer Pegasus is an acoustic guitar that was designed to reduce feedback when it's plugged in via the LR Baggs piezo in the bridge. It's got a double-cutaway body shape, and the top and bottom of the guitar have been CNC routed and contoured. Instead of having a central soundhole, there's a hole on either side of the strings that starts around the cutaway and extends all the way down the body. They end at the end of the body, roughly in line with the bridge. These long soundholes keep low frequencies from resonating and causing feedback. The neck has 24 frets, but it looks like somebody's taken a nibble off the end of the bass side. It's topped by a very narrow 3/3 headstock.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 17h
Fact.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 1h
I don't think Johnson was deluded. I think he knew he was incompetent, but just didn't care, as long as he was well-supplied with dodgy donations and round-heeled posh girls. But yes, Truss was and still remains the champion of self-belief in the face of multiverses full of evidence.
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Josh Self @josh.politics.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Where the MPs who backed Liz Truss in 2022 now sit in the Conservative hierarchy (and beyond)
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 2h
There's no "off" switch for the walking Kemitastrophe.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 2h
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Over a dozen states have important voter registration deadlines today. Check your registration and make a plan to vote at IWillVote.com. Then ask friends and neighbors to do the same.
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 11h
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 5h
I am my own kind of completist - I've watched all three Star Wars films, both Terminator films and both of Christopher Reeves' Superman films. Oh yeah, and The Matrix.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 11h
Jarrow ladies fire brigade, 1916 (Tyne & Wear Archives & Museum).
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 5h
Are they going to send RFK over to deal with it his own inimitable way? And there was me making plans for a weekend that none of us might ever see.
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 8h
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: "'ello!" The first of forty visits to the cellar of the monster's castle that features The Trap Door, by association the glory of a Willie Rushton voiceover, and the stop-motion skill of future Wallace & Gromit co-director Steve Box.
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The Trapdoor - Breakfast Time
Watch more Cartoons here :https://bit.ly/37L30II Berk is busy preparing his master's breakfast - from worms and other vile concoctions, when a strange yellow creature comes out of the trap door in the kitchen floor and eats the breakfast, closely followed by a large Big Red Thing which chases Berk u
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 10h
There's a longer obituary on the BBC site by Sam Woodhouse, which is less mealy-mouthed. It concludes with "He died a wealthy man, albeit one whom very few trusted." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 21h
Sensational movie. One of my all-time favourites.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22h
Composer George Fenton, whose work included music for films such as Gandhi, Groundhog Day and The Fisher King, as well as TV shows like Planet Earth and Bergerac, has died at the age of 76. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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The Blue Planet and Gandhi composer George Fenton dies aged 76
The musician received five Oscar nominations, and soundtracked dozens of memorable nature films.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22h
Someone talented died today. And so did Jeffrey Archer. www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenew...
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Scottish singer Lena Martell dies after short illness as tributes paid
Scottish singer Lena Martell, known for Broadway, the West End and 1979 number one hit One Day At A Time, has died, prompting tributes across Glasgow.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22h
Jeffrey Archer, the convicted criminal, biographical fantasist and political weasel, has slithered off his mortal caul. He never did become mayor and show us how tough he'd be. But he was probably distracted by a prostitute or a rustling brown envelope... youtu.be/pssI1ZwzcmQ
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Jeffrey Archer on Michael Crick
YouTube video by Carl Salter
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Malcolm Wood @woodmally1979.bsky.social · 22h
Famous crook and terrible author Jeffrey Archer has died. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jeffrey Archer: Best-selling author and former politician dies aged 86
His last book, Adam and Eve, is set to release this month.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 22h
lol reading his wiki page and it's incredible how almost every paragraph is just "a thing happened and he lied about it", I'd forgotten quite how dedicated he was to the untruthful arts
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Jeffrey Archer - Wikipedia
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 23h
If Katie Price can get her hands on a big pointy rock and wait 'til Dobby the Hate Elf turns her back, she could become everyone's new Princess of Hearts. #Handcuffed
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John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 23h
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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No queues, empty seats and the worst speech ever heard: welcome to the Tory conference | John Crace
Birmingham event is like a safari park attraction where we get to see the remnants of a party in a protected habitat
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026
One thing all New Yorkers can agree on? It’s time to get your flu shot! Go to nyc.gov/healthmap to find all the free locations.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A wannabe shock-jock who turned out to be too racist even for the #TalkTV roster of inbred mutants.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep circulating the tapes/discs/files/links! #MST3K
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The Cider Shed podcast @thecidershedpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Your stitches are healing nicely…. Are you alright for me to open the curtains again?’ 👀 Anyone else? Just me? #TheArchers
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They all just chortled along. But I suppose if you are the kind of person who hangs around with Graham, then you are toxic landfill in human form already.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, that one. The same Mike Graham who claimed you could grow concrete as a sustainable building material.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Losing a parent to Alzheimer's is a double loss and it's bleak as hell. Good people don't joke about things like that. But Archibald Graham long ago gave up on being a decent human being. metro.co.uk/2026/10/04/m...
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Mike Graham filmed making 'hideous' jokes about Andy Burnham's dad's death
His comments were 'the lowest of the low'.
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I Want My VHS @iwantmyvhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MST3K VHS LOT Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cult Comedy Horror Sci-Fi + #ad 📺
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MST3K VHS LOT Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cult Comedy Horror Sci-Fi +
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 05/10/2026
Scooby Doo meme of Fred pulling off the mask of a "ghost" to see the man underneath it. The ghost is labeled "lower quality at my favorite place," and the unmasked man is labeled "private equity."
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No matter how many times it happens, it still feels like your first day at a new school where all the other kids have been in class together for a year already.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine the derisory coverage and outright mockery if any other party with single-digit MPs decided to "declare a General Election" and go on a bus tour? Yet when this outlandish nonsense comes from Farage, it is treated as somehow brilliant. "Subscribe to continue..." No thanks. I'm good.
Farage to launch general election campaign with national tour
Reform leader to begin in Yorkshire next week where party sees ‘many Cabinet scalps to be had’ in Labour heartlands

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Nigel Farage campaigning in Southend-on-Sea for the local election in May
Nigel Farage campaigning in Southend-on-Sea for the local elections in May Credit: Geoff Pugh for The Telegraph
Nigel Farage is to “fire the starting gun” on Reform UK’s general election campaign with a nationwide tour beginning next week, The Telegraph can reveal…
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 05/10/2026
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London Museum’s first exhibition goes back to the city’s Roman beginnings
A free exhibition opening beneath Smithfield in spring 2027 will explore the first 50 years of Londinium through objects left behind by its earliest inhabitants.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery
AI slop image of a kid crying over a dead military man but the guy is bisected and the top half of his body is facing the wrong way so it’s like they just packed the box full
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course, the correct answer for people my age is the man with no face in Sapphire and Steel.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JUST LEARNED THAT ARTHUR IN THE CARS THAT ATE PARIS IS NAPOLEON IN BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. Terry Camilleri!
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks fabulous!
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our new ‘Little Flyers’ range of snacks hasn’t gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying.
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Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vince and Liz #TheArchers
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