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My irregularly-updated #MST3K "Other Vids" list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13ht…

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 1h
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 1h
Many states have engaged in wrongful purging and there are just days left until those same states close voter registration. Please stay fierce and keep checking! www.dontgetpurged.org
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Verify Your Name is Still on Your State’s Registered Voter Roll
You have the power to beat voter suppression, glitches and Russian hacking!
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 1h
Just furious rapey incels. That's what Pissed Ol' Pete Hegseth really means. Insecure, uneducated and violent slackjawed hee-haws, all eager to commit atrocities in the name of the Orange Fatberg.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 2h
[P] These dudes think about dick way more than most gay guys I've ever known.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Zelenskyy: "For first time in Russia’s history, we now hear that its oil industry is running on fumes. Our target is Russia’s ability to finance this war, to drag it out, to make it more brutal & destructive. Russia’s finances & Russia’s production are what must be stopped if Putin is to be stopped”
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 3h
Some software vanishes simply because nobody thought to save it. 💾 Journalist Josh Renaud recounts recovering obscure software through the Internet Archive. 🖥️ 📚 “Recovering Lost Software” appears in VANISHING CULTURE from the #InternetArchive. 📖 Download & read, FREE: archive.org/details/vani...
Teal tile with a bold greenish-black headline: How much classic video game history is already gone for good? Below, beside a vertical bar that dissolves into pixels, is a quote: “The industry has done a poor job stewarding its heritage and history ... a recent study shows classic games are in critical danger of being lost.” Attributed to Josh Renaud, Journalist. The Vanishing Culture logo is at bottom right.Orange tile with a quote in bold greenish-black text: “Only 13 percent of all classic games released between 1960 and 2009 are currently commercially available.” Below, a caption reads: Survey of the video game reissue market in the United States (2023). A horizontal bar dissolves into pixels at left. Attributed to Josh Renaud, Journalist. The Vanishing Culture logo is at bottom right.Gray tile with a quote in bold greenish-black text: “The commercial unavailability of so many classic games leaves few viable options for playing them today.” Below is a screenshot of the 1985 title screen of Mom and Me by Kirschen, with a four-panel comic of a gray-haired woman in a green sweater and a menu: Talk to Terri, Talk to someone else, Quit. Attributed to Josh Renaud, Journalist. Vanishing Culture logo.Book cover titled “Vanishing Culture” on a teal background. Pixel-art style graphics show a VHS tape, open book, film reel, chain link, and vinyl record dissolving into digital fragments. At the bottom, a cursor icon points to the word “SAVE,” alongside an archive-style building icon, evoking digital preservation.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 4h
personally, I’m a big fan of all my meals without urine
A sign saying 
A meal without wine is called breakfast. 
The word wine looks a lot like urine.
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 14h
a few years ago, references to Simon of Trent or Leo Frank trutherism were a sign that someone was an intensely Christian and/or Neo-Nazi right-wing antisemite but now formerly-normal lefty politics influencers who stayed on Twitter casually reply to Mamdani with 15th century blood libel posts
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 5h
‘Delays are always welcome’: 10 of the best railway station pubs in England
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‘Delays are always welcome’: 10 of the best railway station pubs in England
Converted from Victorian buffet bars, ticket offices and waiting rooms, these station pubs offer beautifully restored interiors, real ales and a slice of railway history
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 18h
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 6h
Ooh salty!
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 7h
👏 Really welcome news.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 8h
And it's also complete bollocks unless we're talking about a subset of the rationing generation who won't stand for what they consider "fancy foreign muck".
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 8h
I’m surprised there’s never been a pornstar called Bobby Shafto.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 11h
this has got worse and worse the more information has come out, i was imagining a spat between professionals but it is sounding FAR FAR more like a really fortunate event that the plane even managed to land www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...
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Israel-bound flight lands in Saudi Arabia after 'fight' between pilots
An Israeli passenger on board tells journalists the crew asked for help, and that passengers helped tackle one of the pilots and tie him down.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 14h
🔴 NEW Times Higher Education, Sponsored by Orbán’s Hungary, Failed to Report James Orr Allegations By Samantha Asumadu Read below. ↓
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Times Higher Education, Sponsored by Orbán’s Hungary, Failed to Report James Orr Allegations
The publication signed a partnership with Viktor Orbán's government and has since published no coverage of the allegations around a Cambridge academic and former Reform UK policy chief whose foundation receives Hungary-linked funding
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 14h
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danni goes home. #GBBO #Bakeoff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When did the squirrel in the opening credits lose its tremendous bawbag? #GBBO #Bakeoff
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CarolC @carolconnolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A really interesting Instagram video from Molly here on the accommodations #GBBO provided to make sure a wheelchair user had a fair shot at winning. Especially love that the production crew kept looking for improvements like the extra low table www.instagram.com/reel/DduD7A_... #GreatBritishBakeOff
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Molly GBBO on Instagram: "Let’s talk about my Bake Off bench in the tent. There’s been a bit of talk about my set up and whether or not it was suitable for me. But I can categorically say that I LOV...
37K likes, 292 comments - mrs_molly_c on September 25, 2026: "Let’s talk about my Bake Off bench in the tent. There’s been a bit of talk about my set up and whether or not it was suitable for me. Bu...
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@allmycircus.bsky.social Looks like someone else asked the same question. #GBBO #Bakeoff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul has never watched 'Mean Girls'. Paul watches movies featuring Stephen Seagal, Chuck Norris, Cliff Twemlow, Ted Prior, John de Hart, Lorenzo Lamas and other paragons of staunch (possibly even vehement) heterosexual masculinity. #GBBO #Bakeoff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they are going to be the authentic iced gems I remember from childhood, then the biscuit needs to be Victorian-era naval hardtack without an atom of flavour, topped with a palate-laceratingly sharp rosette of coloured concrete. #GBBO #Bakeoff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All news outlets: Is Andy Burnham's speech a political suicide note? All new outlets: Let's interview people whose income depends entirely on contrarianism, clicks and/or dodgy Tufton Street money.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir Kevin Sinfield is on what he says will be his last MND fund-raising run. You can (and should) give here. #RugbyLeague donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/...
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Donate to 7 in 7: The Grand Finale
Support 7 in 7: The Grand Finale - donate online with Give as you Live Donate and help raise vital funds for Motor Neurone Disease Association, Irish Motor Neurone Disease Association, My Name'5 Doddi...
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Den of Scholes @denofscholes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BBC News - Prince William and Catherine's surprise visit to Kevin Sinfield's charity run www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Sir Kev is an inspiration. I can't read about what he does without tearing up. The love he had for Rob was unconditional and the love he still shows for him is unbreakable.
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Prince William and Catherine's surprise visit to Kevin Sinfield's charity run
The rugby league star is on the third day of his endurance challenge to raise funds for Motor Neurone Disease charities.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE RAF FAIRFORD INVESTIGATION: Five men have been released on bail. WHAT WE DON'T KNOW: Anything else, including everything that assorted racist fuckwads seem to think they know. WHAT WE MAY NEVER KNOW: What makes Marco Rubio such a creepy, insufferable prick.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes the simplest wish really is the smartest one. #CalvinandHobbes #QuietMoments
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Henley buys more sex toys than any town in Oxfordshire, according to online adult toy retailer lovehoney, which has published its annual Sex Map. It came 9th out of 691 towns in the UK, and 7th in ‘Bondage’ www.lovehoney.co.uk/trends-insig...
Henley's results. Which are eyewatering.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what "YMCA" looks like when expressed in urdu.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Just because you get a picture of something emerging from the water isn't going to convince me it exists.
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Russel D McLean/R.D. McLean @russeldmclean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Simply, one of the best films ever made -- if you haven't seen it, you need to remedy that ASAP (And @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social is a good place to do that!)
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smash Hits was swingorilliantly important to me as a whipper'snap'per, as much for the anarchic humour and lack of reverence as the actual pop content, and here's a couple of wor(SNIIIIIIIIP! - Ed) timworthington.org/2018/01/23/w...
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We Are Very Quiet Persons Who Do Not Like To Brag
I’m Not With The Band is a music journalism memoir by Smash Hits’ own swingorilliant Sylvia Patterson. Here’s what Smash Hits meant to me as a teenager and as a writer, and why I …
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy cheese day to all who celebrate. And a good moment to remember that our political system is so broken that this woman, who is visibly inane, became prime minister.
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EnchanTRIS✨✨✨ @myobsexssions.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Just applied to be a poll worker for Election Day. I know they’re planning to invalidate votes. And threaten ppl. Gonna put my Spanish skills to use and try to help the elderly. Just doing my part to try to help keep this damn country from eating itself alive.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to hear from the Cornell administrators who decided writing an essay was proper punishment for the frat rapists. Like now. Somebody stick a mic in their faces and demand they explain. Their faces need to go viral, too.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 28/09/2026
Here's this Mr. B Natural piece I made
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One iconic 20th century monster reading about another one. @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social
Colin the House Dalek reading the superb new book by Dr Matthew Sweet about the formidable Barbara Cartland.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 1: They are definitely illegal immigrants who came over on a small boat to destroy our nation with bombs. Day 2: They are Brits who were fly-tipping. Day 3: Libs are lying to us about Day 2, because reasons Day 4: Please donate to our forthcoming r̴i̴o̴t̴ protest at RAF Fairford
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He may have nominative determinism on his side, but Ben Dancer will still have to surpass Father Liam Finnegan. youtu.be/Bjih_3_Hm50
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Father Ted - The Dancing Priest
YouTube video by palucid05
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Yoghurt-eating grandpa is Sex King of the Balkans". @lordshortcake.bsky.social
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 28/09/2026
The Hotspot | Stumped for wood, bamboo bats offer cricket a substitute to leather on willow
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The Hotspot | Stumped for wood, bamboo bats offer cricket a substitute to leather on willow
Traditional woods have had a good innings but rising temperatures mean the need to find alternatives is pressing What happens if you run out of trees? It is a situation cricket must face in the perfect storm of an expanding game and more precarious growing conditions due to accelerated climate change. Cricket and willow are the sun and moon of sport. The handcrafted bat, the beautiful, insect-rich tree. But there are now 200 million regular cricketers worldwide. The UK produces half a million willow clefts a year, Kashmir between 1.5 to 3m. With one cleft equalling one bat, the numbers no longer add up. Continue reading...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
The Official Captain Sir Tom Moore Luxury Spa
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