Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 22mExpect the hashtag to get some new arrivals..? RIP Lord Jeffrey. #TheArchers 010
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My mums married to his girlfriend’s mums hamster. #TheArchers 2152
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Can I ask where I’m going?” “No.” “This script is going to be around 10 minutes short.” #TheArchers 020
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“None of my business mate” Followed by opinions. Harrison asked for it but Ed you were doing so well. #TheArchers 031
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sounds like Freddie has found a bag of his old stash and taken some doesn’t it. Hyper. #TheArchers 020
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#TheArchers “Are you sure Lily will be up this early?” “Well, Harrison has been up Lily since dawn so…” 010
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The dark hair isn’t from the Gordon side of the family. Not unless some bloke called Gordon was in Dublin around 9 and a half months ago. #TheArchers 160
Reposted by IanIan @rutheri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know Amber and Brad had other things on their minds at the time but I’m disappointed they didn’t ask Robert if he had the 2.8 Ghia Granada Velux or just the 2.3 GL. Missed opportunity that was. #TheArchers 0141
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know Amber and Brad had other things on their minds at the time but I’m disappointed they didn’t ask Robert if he had the 2.8 Ghia Granada Velux or just the 2.3 GL. Missed opportunity that was. #TheArchers 0141
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#TheArchers Eddy, new get rich scheme - become an apple detective! 021
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not so sure. In a recent episode Tony was heard to say "If anyone knows anything about hinges, my doors always open." #TheArchers 030
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Helen will flip at Brad. And Tracy won’t be happy. #TheArchers 000
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#TheArchers “Straighten up… no not that straight, the other straight.” 030
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Robert: “Kirsty we’re thinking of setting up a field, where dogs can come and shit on your grass, how does that sound?” #TheArchers 0100
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#TheArchers is it ever a good time to be in pigs? Unless you’re another pig of course. 010
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stella, when Natasha mentioned Rosie should have replied: “you realise she’ll think your two are part of the buffet won’t you? You want to take that chance?” #TheArchers 020
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s Stella’s wedding you fucking dickhead. Her fucking rules. #TheArchers 060
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#TheArchers It is obvious if it says Tom and Natasha. It doesn’t say your fucking bastard wank puffins does it. 040
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Having a first for your onions is enough to make you cry. #TheArchers 030
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026George is up but Eddy’s down. Who knew the Ambridge stock market traded on a Sunday. #TheArchers 020
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Let’s have some Lily and Harrison scandal tonight. Not Anna grieving. #TheArchers 271
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alan on the phone to the diocesan bishop: "Yeah, about that bell repair..." #TheArchers 010
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just replaced the battery in my Audi keyfob, so I'm basically a qualified german car specialist now. 000
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just thought. This makes Alan…. Liz Truss. #Queen #LettucePray #TheArchers 141
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#ISIHAC #Samantha Fallon has to go now, she's going to see Conrad as revenge. He's arranged a night away, fine food and vodka cocktails. She tells Harrison he's going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liqour out on the balcony. #TheArchers 2131
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just re-lsitened to Fallon Harrison from Friday - I thought it was excellent. Well written, well acted. But I did wonder if it was going to become The Smiths This Charming Man at one point: Harrison: 'I won't go out tonight even though I've got my shirt to wear' #TheArchers 060
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Regardless of eligibility, although I think it is as confirmed in this thread, the whole scene was cringe and frankly desperate. Would much rather hear about Harrison and Lily. I mean, there are important questions to answer. We don’t even know if he has a three temp kettle yet! Basics. #TheArchers 030
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#TheArchers I’m loving the Lily and Harrison SL He’ll ask her to dress up as a WPC and they’ll spend the whole night looking for bunting. 250
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That’s what the chairs are for. So we can sit the sexual tension #TheArchers 050
Reposted by IanElizabeth Wilhide @ewilhide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Can we stand the sexual tension? #TheArchers 131
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#TheArchers Lily; “take advantage of our new seats, they’re a bit weathered.” Harrison; “Like me” Lily: “And honestly I’d prefer to sit on you.” Harrison; “what?” Lily : “…bunting” 160
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Usha’s scene from Conclave made out of radishes deserves a repeat performance. #TheArchers 0100
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Pat: “Alan told you to get lost?” Khalil: “Well, technically, and I wrote it down so I wouldn’t get this wrong, ‘fuck you and the horse you rode in on’ yep, that was it” #TheArchers 030
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This shouldn't be fun.... and yet.... dontwordle.comdontwordle.comDon't WordleDon't Wordle is a daily word game: try not to guess the hidden word. Use clues from your guesses to narrow down valid words while avoiding the Wordle answer. One new puzzle every day. 020
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Fallon wasn't fucking about when she said she could get some proper art events at LL #TheArchers 010
Reposted by IanModern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Last 2 weekends of the exhibition , tix in bio cheers 0297
Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not listening. Catch-up later. But Jolene Jolene Jooolene 😢 #TheArchers 061
