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My irregularly-updated #MST3K "Other Vids" list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13ht…

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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 3h
One for #GuitarSky - the Zemaitis "Flappy Pigeon" model, made for Miku Kojima of Band-Maid.
A Les Paul-shaped guitar, made by Zemaitis, with an intricate design of birds and flowers.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 18h
And a pair of Crested Caracaras who were, according to a staff member, the most rambunctious and mischievous birds at the centre.
A pair of Crested Caracaras, yellow-billed birds with black and white bodies.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 21h
Being pointedly ignored by a tiny Burrowing Owl at the NCBP. www.ncbp.co.uk/visit-us/
A very very small owl, standing on a bench, with its head turned away from the camera.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 21h
A beautiful and rare Saker Falcon being introduced to us at the National Centre for Birds of Prey this afternoon. www.ncbp.co.uk/visit-us/
A man with a Saker Falcon perched on his wrist, as he talks to the visitors about the bird before showing it off in flight.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's more his generation, but it might also have been Jonathan Pryce. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm beginning to suspect that Shannon has stolen Meg Foster's eyes. #GBBO #BakeOff
Actress Meg Foster, from the movie 'They Live'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I fixed it. #CPC26
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula.
The 1969 movie 'Dracula (the dirty old Man)'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danni goes home. #GBBO #Bakeoff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An all-time anime classic, of course. Then there's this tasty-looking speedster from 'Hirune-hime: Shiranai watashi no monogatari'.
Momotaro's motorbike from the anime movie 'Hirune-hime: Shiranai watashi no monogatari'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Graffiti that reads "Gary Sambrook eats big dinners".
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is that the Irish equivalent of Camp Coffee? #GBBO #BakeOff #GreatBritishBakeOff
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My contribution to the #WeirdGuitar theme. The lead guitarist from the band Gacharic Spin, Tomo-zo, with her guitar styled on two scoops of ice cream in a cone, a chocolate cake with strawberries and cream, plus a chocolate bar.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Here we have two Rugby League internationals, who played against each other in the World Cup. Willie Tonga played for Samoa, while Sam Moa proudly donned the Red and white of Tonga.
On the left, Willie Tonga.
On the right, Sam Moa.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, there's Ernesto and then there's Keith.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He can now retire to Mexico and take up his place as El Indio's gang leader.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fruits you can sing. Ugli
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Favourite cartoon characters? First place: Wile E.Coyote Second place: Ralph Wolf 😉
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remember "Jenny Flex" being a personal highlight when I first saw it as a young lad.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Drop some SHADES.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DONNYMANDIAS
(with apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)
I met a traveller from a ruined land
who said: A vast and foetid adult diaper
lies in the desert. Near it, on the sand,
half sunk, a diseased visage lies, whose pout,
and wrinkled neck, and veneer of orange,
tell that its sculptor well this pettiness read
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
the tiny hands, the golden trash and a fart for a name.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Donnymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Bigly, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
the Mar a Lago sands stretch far away.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was watching a clip from 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' and Dan Shor (as Billy the Kid) once again looked oddly familiar. This time, I decided to find out where I'd seen him before. Holy Moley, he was Ram from 'Tron'!
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had that toy too!
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Justin's bold new look. #TheArchers
An elderly man, dressing jeans, wifebeater, baseball cap, gold chains and dark glasses. From the "Graying with Grace" website: https://www.grayingwithgrace.com/not-dress-like-an-old-man/
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here's just a glimpse.
A montage of images from the interior of the Japanese 36+3 sight-seeing train.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#CookingTonight I made slow cooker Iberico pork cheeks with sherry and toasted almonds. Served with mashed potato and buttered asparagus.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's another.
Doctor Doom emerged from a green fug, while the caption reads "I'd give it five minutes if I were you".
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like it!
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is one of Tim Curry's more laid-back shots.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rondo Hatton was considered quite the handsome guy, before the acromegaly set in.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is this the Ambridge Anna Nicole Smith storyline? #TheArchers
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
Lynne Thigpen as the radio DJ in 'The Warriors'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Julius Caesar's worst and most indomitable nightmare.
Rugby League players Alrix da Costa and Aublix Tawha.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"obsessively tending his lawn" might just be a filthy euphemism. #TheArchers
A filthy euphonium.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ian Flux: www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Ian-... @actualnames.bsky.social
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dodgy AF and now closed down.
The closedown notice on the Tether website.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The one on the left needs FEEDING WITH BLOOD!
Two cabbages and Audrey 2.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sunday roast: spatchcocked roast chicken with indian spices and coriander chilli chutney (chutney not pictured).
Sunday roast: spatchcocked roast chicken with indian spices and coriander chilli chutney (chutney not pictured).
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Throbbing Gristle's 1979 album '20 Jazz Funk Greats', in the style of a 'Now that's what I call Music' compilation cover.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gwapple me gwapenuts!
The late David Bellamy.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Taras Bulba parks where he pleases!
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This might have been my generation's.
Beverly and Howard share an intimate moment in the 1986 flop movie 'Howard the Duck'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not the only twins in Terminator 2 either; Don and Dan Stanton also had a memorable scene.
Twin brothers Don and Dan Stanton in 'Terminator 2'.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The same goes (but even more so) for this Jerk Pineapple Ketchup, although it's not cheap.
Jerk Pineapple Ketchup, from The Fine Jamaican Sauce Co.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh yes...
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Okay.
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just been for a scenic drive, up Braxton's Sprunt to Roppa then East across Bogmire Gill. Like words from the #Profanisaurus but more picturesque in reality.
Looking North from Roppa.
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