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@dnlrntr.bsky.social
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
got an A+ on a difficult chemistry exam yay
Charlie Brown complaining that he's the goat
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
icymi (tho my contribution to WWI ballads is Zombies: "Butcher's Tale (Western Front 1914)") bsky.app/profile/vorn...
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Phantom Tollbooth — Chuck Jones (producer & co-director), 1970
A cel from an animated film showing a boy named Milo standing in front of a booth that says "Words for Sale." 
The Man inside the booth  says 
"You, young man! How about a nice bag full of pronouns?"
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.
Patrick the Wombat, on the occasion of his 31st birthday.

Source: https://redtreetimes.com/2020/01/14/the-wombat/
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TIL John Kennedy (the Louisiana senator) is NOT related to JFK & RFK Jr, I just assumed he was until I read his Wikipedia page just now
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 1004: "Jeff for 200" // Jeffpardy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the chicken flavor is celery and it's not very intense. they were fine, my friend brought them to work a few weeks ago (I preferred their chili crisp sourdough cookies they baked)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Trump administration was too stupid to realize that cutting food safety programs and firing thousands of public servants would have shitty consequences. Watch.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 01/10/2026
OH SHIT ITS OCTOBER (I forgot)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can Tim Heidecker keep up with the levels of purple
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mispronounced it twice too
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
“Our burritos aren’t evil enough. How can we fix that?”
wired.com
Chipotle Is Working With Palantir to Track Food Safety Risks
The burrito chain has enlisted Palantir for a platform that monitors pest incidents, employee illnesses, and other factors. The partnership comes after a nightmare summer for food safety across the US...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All solidarity with Macklemore 🇵🇸 Today Israel is killing children, as they do every day. FREE PALESTINE
Kneecap pictured with Macklemore
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got married in our local episcopal church and our reverend was stoked to do her first gay wedding
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
3-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 14/09/2026
if you're a trans woman you NEED to hear this:
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
theory: this is secretly powering a neural network powered ai recreation of doug. there is no escaping. all the faster button does is make him faster and the doug button is an unspeakable horror that we have yet to comprehend
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see "TTTT" and I assume it's a VERY different thing from the game show that the article is about
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah my class asked my 5th grade teacher if we could watch the news that day so she spent 30 seconds flipping between PBS and some cartoon channel and then was like "oh well I tried, let's learn math", real quick turnaround
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
google is so evil that chrome takes a little longer to quit than any other browser
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/09/2026
the whole world now holds our breath to see how steven universe responds
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel Has Big Hair and Steals @xzyliac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me to cops
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's finally cooling off so I'm turning Costco rotisserie chicken into soup stock 🐔 the white meat is going into quesadillas this week and the dark meat will be in this soup
a pot of water simmering with food in it to make chicken stock. there's dried peppers, dried mushrooms, chopped onions and carrots, and skin and bones of a rotisserie chicken
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh we're doing Shrek phrenology now
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
never forget except for donald trump, he can forget
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Open world Mr Bean game
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know how I didn't see it on your store when I searched myself whoops 😅 thank you so much!!! now that I'm back in school for the semester my desk needs some art, I think
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Daniel @dnlrntr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
do you have plans to do prints of this one? I want all of them as framed prints around the walls of my house but this one especially rules
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