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pip ₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎ comms open! @pipskippy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
mary and friends from 3yrs ago🙂‍↕️ #ib
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22h
Crying bc my period sucks too much to let me go biking this weekend. Like I’m glad my symptoms syndrome is getting better but why does it have to be like this…
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 09/10/2026
Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner. This is my US (eastern) version of last year's UK-focused illustration!
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sofi 🌺 @ceorys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[🌺] commission for franthescrivener !!
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watched a really important episode of television today
An Animorphs cover of Nanami from Utena turning into a cow
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY new boy scheduled to arrive currently a nameless one
Light grey tabby cat with blue eyes
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay so apparently having numb hands for days after a super long bike ride is apparently just a thing that happens. At least I'm not dying.
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OCTOBER 4th 1986 #umineko #cigart
Postcard style artwork of characters from Umineko with the text 'Welcome to Rokkenjima'. Battler is being annoyed by a seagull as Jessica laughs, in the background Shannon is trying to stop Maria from burying George fully in the sand.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My dad trying to “teach” me computer stuff at this point is very cute. Like I was raised on it.
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a category 5 autistic moment when i woke up at 4am with transport fever 2 music stuck in my head, went back to sleep and dreamt about playing transport fever 2, then woke up at 7am and the music was still stuck in my head
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DSM-SPOOKY Spoilers @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: going to the laundromat is so inconvenient nana: yeah? try doing that while dragging around two kids dad: …………we watch a LOT of “the price is right” there
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw graffiti in Suisun City near the train station that said “Bad bitches and stuffed crust pizza!” REAL AF
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she wane on my crescent until i'm new
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely nothing annoys me more than when I see a spider and go “oh I’ll get a cup and piece of paper and put it outside!” and all witnessing parties are like “why not just kill it” “i dont want to” “i can roll up a magazine for you so you can kill it” “i dont want to???”
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This double vaxx aint shit (15 hours later) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I die I want Capcom to lower me in the grave so they can let me down one last time
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dad published his grandfather’s (my great-grandfather’s) short memoir and I love how he explains the exact circumstances of his turkey farm in extreme detail and then jumps to “oh and in 1937 I dated this nice gal named Myrna” before jumping right back into turkey farm logistics
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9月23日は陽鳥の誕生日。Happy Birthday, Hitori!🎉 #Hatoful
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ひでこ @hideyo746.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
みぬきを描いたよ!!!いないから!!!💢
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omg I just barely missed them. I took the same train route (Sac to Emeryville) on the same day but a few hours earlier.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
iphone is telling me i’m STEPPING
Step counter chart over the period of Aug 20 and Sept 19, 2026
Average 8837 steps
Most recent step count is above 20,000
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A student accidentally called me “Mister” and hurriedly overcorrected which came out as “Mistress” and unfortunately her friends heard lmfaooo
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Katie says "I'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She then says "I'm also gonna use a reeeeal unflattering focal length." Her selfie comes out looking predictably demonic. She screams "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Helgen but it's Trogdor the Burninator on the tower. The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and Teen Girl Squad are below. Cheerleader says "what in Bolivia is that??"
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took Amtrak for the first time today and suddenly discovered I can just like. bike anywhere now. A world of possibilities.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Biked 74 miles today which lead to a grand total of 251 on the odometer ever since I inherited it from my grandfather a month ago.
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Evil EMP @eminentdreamer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finding out that all the missing prop money for the arts is going to coding teachers??? and then that same coding teacher saw me working on my class rosters for band and was like "why don't you just use ai" idk why don't you get a real job man
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
glaucoma induced by dad-trauma
History:
Past ocular history
OcHx: None
Family OcHx:
Dad-trauma induced glaucoma
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me, shifting gears: why is biking up this hill so hard?? me, shifting gears again: it got harder??? me: ..... me, shifting gears the other way: oh
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mossquail @mossquail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
flawless creature
goofy minimalist doodles of an old german owl pigeon based on the image in the quoted post, where a hole in the wall behind the pigeon makes it look like it has one eye floating off the side of its head
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And you have never played Umineko
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
New Character Corner: Huck Finn of Now
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🪶I’ve completed Avian August 2026! I hope you enjoyed my art challenge. Be kind to birbs🫶 🌈 Avian August 2026完走しました! 多種多様な鳥たちが末長く生き続けますように。 #AvianAugust #Birds
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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