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pip ₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎ comms open! @pipskippy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
mary and friends from 3yrs ago🙂‍↕️ #ib
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 23h
The weather is so good too! Evil.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 23h
Crying bc my period sucks too much to let me go biking this weekend. Like I’m glad my symptoms syndrome is getting better but why does it have to be like this…
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 09/10/2026
Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner. This is my US (eastern) version of last year's UK-focused illustration!
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sofi 🌺 @ceorys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[🌺] commission for franthescrivener !!
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watched a really important episode of television today
An Animorphs cover of Nanami from Utena turning into a cow
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of the teachers talking in the staff room weren’t even fat to begin with and are all spending their hard earned money on glp1s. Had an already skinny teacher on one tell me to my face “you’re so brave for eating a whole donut instead of cutting it in half”… literally did not fucking ask, lady!
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noooooo I have to buy stuff……… I’ll tough out the numbness until next month’s paycheck, though I’m not going to do nearly as many long distance rides this month.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gumshoe is staying with Nana for now because I found out she’s getting attached to him and likes taking care of him. She said to wait until she goes into a home before I take him.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Grandma can we adopt him?” “Daisy is probably about to die anyway, so that’s probably a good idea” “…I wasn’t gonna say it.”
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY new boy scheduled to arrive currently a nameless one
Light grey tabby cat with blue eyes
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By numb, I can still move it and feel it but it's tingly. Anyway the cycling forums suggest *no* padded gloves (didn't expect that) and raise my handlebars higher (idk how to do that yet).
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay so apparently having numb hands for days after a super long bike ride is apparently just a thing that happens. At least I'm not dying.
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OCTOBER 4th 1986 #umineko #cigart
Postcard style artwork of characters from Umineko with the text 'Welcome to Rokkenjima'. Battler is being annoyed by a seagull as Jessica laughs, in the background Shannon is trying to stop Maria from burying George fully in the sand.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly Apple is a wretched company.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*need to do jfc I’m going to assume his hearing aids are not working right bc I don’t think he was trying to be an asshole. He told me he gave up on trying to wear them, but I noticed them in his ears today.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: i’m trying to hold ctrl and click so i can choose which files to copy but that doesn’t work on mac dad: well you see what you meed to so is press this button (pressed ctrl button) and it should……. Wait it’s not working? 🤡??
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was trying to get me to share my own Apple password so that my grandma’s guests could use the computer. Like. Access my texts and photos and everything too. Instead I suggest he make a separate account for guests, then he says “oh I know, let’s make a separate account for guests” *ahem* patricide
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even funnier when he’s trying to teach me how to use a Mac even though we’re a Windows family like, sir… I know you know neither of us know what we’re doing.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My dad trying to “teach” me computer stuff at this point is very cute. Like I was raised on it.
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this was the music youtu.be/DCxsL0Tm--M?...
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Transport Fever 2 ost Admiral James T. - Captain Slow
YouTube video by Enderdavid_HD DE
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a category 5 autistic moment when i woke up at 4am with transport fever 2 music stuck in my head, went back to sleep and dreamt about playing transport fever 2, then woke up at 7am and the music was still stuck in my head
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DSM-SPOOKY Spoilers @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: going to the laundromat is so inconvenient nana: yeah? try doing that while dragging around two kids dad: …………we watch a LOT of “the price is right” there
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw graffiti in Suisun City near the train station that said “Bad bitches and stuffed crust pizza!” REAL AF
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she wane on my crescent until i'm new
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also this spider immediately curled up into a ball and played dead. It was an AFRAID spider… you want me to kill an AFRAID little guy? Evil.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely nothing annoys me more than when I see a spider and go “oh I’ll get a cup and piece of paper and put it outside!” and all witnessing parties are like “why not just kill it” “i dont want to” “i can roll up a magazine for you so you can kill it” “i dont want to???”
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This double vaxx aint shit (15 hours later) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I die I want Capcom to lower me in the grave so they can let me down one last time
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
During the Great Depression, he didn’t like California at first and moved back to Nebraska, but then realized Things Changed, Man… so “ugh fine I guess I’ll go back”
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He was eventually married to that “gal” for 71 years.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dad published his grandfather’s (my great-grandfather’s) short memoir and I love how he explains the exact circumstances of his turkey farm in extreme detail and then jumps to “oh and in 1937 I dated this nice gal named Myrna” before jumping right back into turkey farm logistics
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9月23日は陽鳥の誕生日。Happy Birthday, Hitori!🎉 #Hatoful
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ひでこ @hideyo746.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
みぬきを描いたよ!!!いないから!!!💢
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right, so I definitely never came in contact because I got to my destination long before that and didn’t stick around.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I left Sacramento for Emeryville around 10am on Sept 13, which was before that passenger arrived in Sacramento from Oroville.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omg I just barely missed them. I took the same train route (Sac to Emeryville) on the same day but a few hours earlier.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Three hours of being awake and Yardley has ensured that I’ve only taken 8 steps so far
A torbie cat curled up on my lap
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s so beautiful that my insane long bike rides are all super obvious but I barely move at all the day after.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
iphone is telling me i’m STEPPING
Step counter chart over the period of Aug 20 and Sept 19, 2026
Average 8837 steps
Most recent step count is above 20,000
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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