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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY new boy scheduled to arrive currently a nameless one
Light grey tabby cat with blue eyes
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Three hours of being awake and Yardley has ensured that I’ve only taken 8 steps so far
A torbie cat curled up on my lap
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
iphone is telling me i’m STEPPING
Step counter chart over the period of Aug 20 and Sept 19, 2026
Average 8837 steps
Most recent step count is above 20,000
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
glaucoma induced by dad-trauma
History:
Past ocular history
OcHx: None
Family OcHx:
Dad-trauma induced glaucoma
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yardley took no time at all to get back into the routine
a tabby cat sitting on a lap
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
showing this picture of gumshoe to everyone i know
a fluffy tabby cat mid-meow
he has no teeth
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
gummy!
a fluffy tabby cat sitting on a line of stones
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
inherited a camera
full moon at night
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what if you were relearning math and just reached the geometry chapter but then yardley said "TAKE BREAK"
black tabby cat laying on a person's chest
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Her
black torbie cat sitting on lapblack torbie cat with big green eyes swaddled like a babyblack torbie cat hanging off the edge of a deskblack torbie cat caught licking milk residue from an empty bowl
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
went on a bike ride and saw things like buckwheat (california), grapes (california), our glorious wetlands, and our glorious wet not-lands
california buckwheatcalifornia grapesa wetland environment with trees in the distancethe carquinez strait near martinez
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
..........i stayed up late going down a rabbit hole last night. i'm eager for rainy season already.
google search history:
Theodore Payne Foundation
Primus ilicifolia
rhodedendorns (sic)
sudden oak death
google maps
california oak spacing
berkeley.edu
oaks.cnr.berkeley.edu
coast live oak space
yerba buena
bay area native grass cover
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
my bob ross recreations with the added challenge of using clip studio paint instead of real paint
my first bob ross painting. a mountain with trees and a pond in front.my second painting. a very pink/orange dominated painting of a snowy forest with a bright sun and a small pond.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sometimes it is like that.
It was just me and a tray of Swedish meatballs now.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
too shy to post real photos but it looked like this lmao
simple sketch of a person wearing a bra and bib shorts
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
green.......
google image results for standard of excellence book 3, all green
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm becoming one of............. them.
Order summary:
Women's Cush Print Gloves, Vintage Indigo Fleurish L $28
Women's PRO Bib Shorts, Black XXL $200
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the yardley in question
a black torbie cat with huge bug eyes laying down next to a pack of yardley soap. it's her soap.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
it takes 16 ounces of, well, milk.
14. A restaurant sells both regular milk and chocolate milk. To make a glass of regular milk ( ), it takes 16 ounces of, well, milk. To make a glass of chocolate milk ( ), it takes 15 ounces of milk and 1 ounce of chocolate flavoring. The restaurant makes a profit of $1.50 per glass on regular milk and $1.00 per glass on chocolate
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
going back to doing math again.... back to the old ways
It's a page of math work. I ain't writing all that. It's about systems of linear inequalities... if you even care...
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
a teensy bit spoilery but i love adding concerning worldbuilding very early on in the story like "author i thought your first name started with an M....... also author what the fuck is .wu"
to: a.holtzer@****.edu.wu
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
sabrina died a month ago, but weird scar is Forever
a white scar shaped like a box with no top
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Letting you see The Author's boyfriend, but not the The Author. neener neener
a sketch of a man sitting next to a dog. the author, whose image has been covered, is lovingly touching his neck.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
adding a new narrative device where the author's boyfriend hijacks the story while the narrator is stuck in the bathroom (including texting each other in real time)
Quang: Did you fall in? 😮
Narrator: I'm pretty sure it was that stupid burger. I had a feeling it was undercooked. Ow. 😣🍔
Quang: That or you're becoming lactose intolerant like I keep saying. You had that huge chocolate milkshake, remember? 🥤🤔
Narrator: Impossible. It can't be that.🖕
Quang: Next time just ask for some of my Lactaid. You don't need to do this to yourself every single time. 💊
Narrator: 😭😖🥺 I think I'm dying.⚱️
Quang: I love you madly, my sweet tummy warrior. Fight and win!
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm browsing "torture" on wikipedia (for my writing) and came across this proposed ww2 anti-torture poster lmfao Like "I got it boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked!"
A greyscale drawing of a man in handcuffs with whip scars on his bare back.
Caption reads:
Torture
This is the method of the enemy
This is what we will destroy
We fight to build a free world
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i'm so good at writing sex scenes, everyone
*The paper feels warm, like it's fresh out of the copier*
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
just some normal gameplay, it's definitely not a metaphor for anything haha. just a normal mouse.
1. You, an experienced clicking idle gamer, unleash a ferocious 10,000 clicks per second
2. You click and scroll the mouse leisurely, as if you were binging Wikipedia articles on a lazy Saturday morning.
3. You deny the mouse of any clicks or scrolls.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If my story had a "logo" it would be something like this i think. just something i threw together in a few minutes.
a shadowy figure with shiny square glasses typing on a computer with a dove symbol on it. the text above reads: Dear Reader,
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's Big Boy season, come get you one!!!
Big Boy 4014
An enormous steam engine train with a huge crowd gathered besides it.A close up on Big Boy, which is written on the front of the engine.Side of the train with a sign reading "American Locomotive Company 89595 Schenectady Works November 1941"A view of the train's wheels which are taller than me
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Simply do not worry about it, dear reader.
Player: What's your body count?
Author: Sex or murder?
Player (Option 1): Sex
Author: Don't worry about it.
Player (Option 2): Murder...?
Author: Don't worry about it.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Things are going real well in the Author/Player dialogue tree segment #1
Fujoing out, are we?
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
rare demo cozyposting
it's me
(long haired person with cozy grey blankie)
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the name of the rose mentioned
(it's a poster of the name of the rose movie put through faceapp so that william and adso are grinning wretchedly with headlights for eyes)
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's looking like peak literature, folks.
;)
o3o
:3c
What?
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They're repairing the transformer next to my house which involves several large vehicles and dozens of workers and I kinda wanna go outside and watch like
a group of umarells watching a construction site
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A sentence as simple as this shall bring despair.
he shut the door and locked it.Left panel: Mr Incredible smiling with the caption "People who don't know"
Right panel: Mr Incredible in shadowy greyscale with wide shocked eyes and a grimace with the caption "People who know..."
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
torturing this sprig of peppermint in the hopes it will dry faster (it's been a week)
a small fan blowing on a sprig of mint hanging from a tall white desk lamp. the dresser drawer also has a lava lamp, a ceramic cat, candles, and other decor.
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the yardley of silent reading time (voices by ursula k le guin)
a torbie cat laying down on a lap
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
soon
umineko beatrice cackling
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
before and after receiving divine revelation from The Yarr
extremely shadowy photo of a person looking at a catextremely shadowy photo of a person looking surprised while a cat sniffs their hair
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
snzzzz
tabby cat with a big tail laying on a pillow
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
我朋友
a tabby cat getting its head rubbed with a thumba tabby cat sitting on a lap
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Reading about Hilary Duff in the news made me remember when my mom died, my dad had to wake us up at 5am to take us to our grandma's house before he went to work and I would be blasting her music on a cd player like
stock image of woman touching car window in the rain
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sprang is sprung
A square stone pathway leading to the side of a house. Several plants are growing around it, like California poppies, pansies, violas, african daisies, oregano, thyme, sage, lavender, vervain, penstemon, sticky monkeyflower... there's a lot.A small garden bed with trellised sweet peas, lobelia, african daisies, poppies, pansies, and blue eyed grass. A faded old pinwheel sits in the corner.a rio samba variety rose buda pearl maxwell camellia bloom
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Despite it's length, I'm pretty happy with chapter 1 as is. I might not feel the same when I reread it though. I also noticed that I merged chapter 1 and 2 somewhat. I can probably fix that by merging the unwritten parts of chapter 2 and 3.
0 Plans to Give you Hope and a Future - last edited 2/17/2026 9:13PM
1 Good night, Jesus - last edited 2/22/2026 1:37AM
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I love that my little camellia bush is like 80% bloom. Like when a little puppy dog has huge feet.
a grainy photo of a camellia bush from a long distance
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Haven't drawn something in a million years but sketched a halfling bard concept. Didn't put much thought into her clothing tho.
halfling with curly hair and a rose accessory playing the flute and wearing a raggedy dress
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
okay here's the real picture (tagging it just in case but it's very much healed over)
scratch injury in the same shape as the image above
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Once again,
a black cat laying on a formerly sleeping person
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Demo @divorcedmage.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sabrina scratched me in the craziest way when I was forcing a pill down her throat. Like she did two right angles like this.
a drawing of a square with one side missing. the lines are red.
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