Sign in

Ben Pelczynski

@dittoexodus.bsky.social
134 followers 68 following 26 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
2578361846
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
02863263
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/06/2026
Nostalgia Content xkcd.com/3256/
Comic. [Person in front of images of pogs, a Tamagotchi, and huge fungal tower over mossy ground.] PERSON: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep? [caption] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the Early Devonian.
6766591228
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
First look at White Ganon in The Legend of Zelda movie
2231721075
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him
6453821474
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time
"Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses." One star out of five.
6055211246
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends
4268862698
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
3882430
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial
Screenshot from the Nintendo website -

Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire.

Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.
16482932000
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
202945471
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
1868891954
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/03/2026
genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still
13979431786
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i think people should be awarded a commemorative coin or something when they say a string of three words that has never before been uttered in human history. he should get a coin for “people respect markwayne”
461828160
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
being a billionaire would actually be awesome. because think about it: you could go to the nicest restaurants, travel the world, and buy as many sports cars as you wanted. buy them with what? your billions of dollars. exactly. more people need to understand the power of money
34129585
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
15888392141
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
6603189
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Micah @rincewind.run · 23/02/2026
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
Retrophrenology:
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.
3756731962
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
fuelarc.com
It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
24390664172
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028
15149397
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
flo veltman 🔜 Paris Games Week (maybe?) 🔜 AdventureX (maybe?) @vltmn.itch.io · 21/02/2026
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
7689262877
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/02/2026
Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it
4168552386
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
regarding the recent news
637331636
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/02/2026
"Why do programmers not like AI contributions on open source softw-" theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...
theshamblog.com
An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me
Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…
6495141
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 14/02/2026
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
15179321686
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 05/02/2026
Your mountainish inhumanity
2708108
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
186671781
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.
21691710
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.
1055381623
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
But you see, these AREN’T the only 7 Democrats who supported giving ICE more money. The Democrats OVERALL support it. These 7 are just the latest rotating villains selected to take the fall while the rest pretend to oppose to fundraise. That’s why it’s always EXACTLY enough Dem support votes to pass
131201527
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
199188296082
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
554096663
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
122130484237
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
2531691583
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Big accounts on LinkedIn will post shit like "I would not get the Severance procedure. It's not for ethical reasons, but for career development! 1. Missed networking opportunities. 2. I would lose out on the exciting corporate culture at Lumon 3. Time away from work is the boring part of life!"
116330
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Chaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
107132396491
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
6257001346
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
rittzy @rittzler.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i got so irrationally upset what do you mean your boats are built with giant circular holes in the middle of the sails
1129632
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
048553
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
2734711392
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Not related to anything but I sometimes think abt how one of the stated reasons why Kaizoku subs left nakama as this untranslatable word with no appropriate English equivalent was because "comrade" sounded Too Communist
16974442
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
possSCREAM @possqueen.dev · 12/11/2025
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
15965429
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/11/2025
Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork
91381169
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
America, tonight you are all New Yorkers, you each get to tell one car that you're walkin' here
17599122
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
31128595418086
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Turbro @turbro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
332490883
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
151798358
Reposted by Ben Pelczynski
Andrew Ihla @andrewihla.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
72642824