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Race Milanour

@dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social
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Just here to waste time between hotlap sessions

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Petrarca @petrarca.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nothing says Merika quite like a Toyota Tacoma.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(picking sesame seeds off my hamburger) I’m gonna grow my own buns
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A country in such decline cant carry out a proper assaination anymore
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Bags of chips piled in my car for months awaiting drop off
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
there should be a Goodwill place to drop off all the small bags of chips nobody ever wants to eat in variety packs
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I stg the colts can't buy a pi call on offense for the last 3 wks
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I managed to make it through the holiday season without watching a single Christmas movie.
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The 12 days of Xmas but only because my shipper keeps changing my received by date
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Why is the man that miraculously regrew an ear having so much trouble with “hand-shaking” injuries?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i know you’ve been reposting other people
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
give me fuel give me fire give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Utah and West Virginia have very different meanings for ‘sister-wife’
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/11/2025
This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm gonna start open carrying a dodgeball and pray a mfr says some stupid shit around me
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
My wife just got her open enrollment from work and her premiums went from $30 to $191. #winning
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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Ron Stonebear Shields @stonebear4747.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Dream so vivd this skeet was drafted in my sleep
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Due to quiting smoking weed and having vivid dreams, I too beat the shit out of cuomo
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Greater Lafayette Indivisible ❌ 👑 @lafayetteindivisible.com · 06/11/2025
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My Cousin Vinny...yeah right
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Anyone else...?
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
*phone rings*... voice says Constantinople
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wonder if she still has my number
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If bearded clam is a euphemism for vaginas there can only be one possible explanation for this
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The secret code to the latest enigma machine will inevitably be busted by the phrase " thank you for your attention to this matter"
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Ron Stonebear Shields @stonebear4747.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Antifa has a $50k sign on bonus too but it's paid in tofu and hair dye so they don't brag about as much
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Bluesky but in a Craigslist format
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 09/10/2025
if you missing a side tooth, stay tf away from me.
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So i guess, at some point in your 50's ,while your walking you realize your feet don't really come off the ground anymore
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hey Nicole (kidman) if you're listening, I'll do that thing you like again and again and again
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Do you let the microwaves carousel bring the food back around to you or are not normal?
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm not sure there's ever been a better moment for everybody and every level of government, industry, media to just let it all rip and release everything. Whistle blow everything.
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Is it still considered political violence if billionaires are the ones being hunted?
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Im beginning to think that all the biblical catastrophes, great floods etc are just stories told after vast amounts of populations were culled by douche bags
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All I'm saying trump would have grown a new neck by now
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Pretty sure that guy on stage was a crisis actor. Trust me bro
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Schrodinger's cat but it's finding a rusted truck frame after removing the bed on a resto project
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If i have to take medical advice from a heroine addict then I choose Courtney Love
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Bob Schulhof @bob-schulhof.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If I have to take medical advice from a former heroin addict, then I choose Keith Richards!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i think jesus has too much merch
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Race Milanour @dirtyshoprag1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That feeling when you take a drink of your sweet tea but was expecting a coke
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Me: hi, do you take walk-ins? Dumpster:
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i wish i loved anything as much as elementary school me loved the parachute in gym class
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Text me from your pocket like we’re in The Departed
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