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nutrition philosopher, false idol, treat eater, the sleeping genius

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".
ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.
The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator. 
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.
For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows, 
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof, 
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King 
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!
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Dire Squid @diresquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've seen a lot of different takes on falling block games over the years but this one has the sauce
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alzandah Nintendo Switch 2 Edition @alzandah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s a long winded story about this, but yeah.
Just a bunch of evil people
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Wulf Studio's @wulfstudio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our Monster taming + RPG game, Evomon World has just opened the Steam Page! Wishlist Now! store.steampowered.com/app/3824140/... #pixelart #montaming #newgame #monster #evomon #evomonworld #rpg #indie #indiedeveloper #steam #gameplay #gaming #ps #gamedevelopment #games #GameDev #wishlist
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Frame #7100 from S05 -E02 - France Special - Part 2-629260
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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ANTONBLAST💥 @summitsphere.com · 21/07/2026
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Giving myself a headache in the archives
An extremely thick volume of documents that’s seems to only contain half of what I was looking for
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Party In The Front - Comms Closed @partyinthefront.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fixed the guy's legs a little, they were weirdly proportioned, as someone noticed. Now make some noise if you'd like to see a print of this! #art
Drawing of D, from Vampire Hunter D, standing on a rock in front some sinuous and bony rock formations
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Dire Squid @diresquid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Immediately, I can say my favorite thing about The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest (I have played it for 10 seconds) is that it is the right volume when it starts up. You have no idea how much I appreciate it. Also, since I've started writing, the opening's been playing and it's REALLY nice
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bartolomiy (coms open) @bartolomiy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ramlethal Valentine #GuiltyGearStrive #GUILTYGEAR
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Dire Squid @diresquid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Having a great time working. Love to work remotely. They can put me in mind prison but they cannot stop me from developing stockholm syndrome
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Ulfsire @ulfsire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
inspired by one of my players
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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
golden week #gwは金ビキニ
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κrud @krud.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.
A four panel comic:

Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!"

Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?"

Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish

Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed
screenshot of goblins posting on twitter in a gothic font

tweet by gronrurm @smalldagger128

ooohh i'm a big stinky human!! i wield a huge sword and i have 100 hp. i live in a city above ground and my name is "edward". i drop 1000 gold and a healing potion

reply by vraghort @little_guy77

gron please never stop doing this human bit lol

reply by stugmor @hatehumanz

more human content

reply by crelb @darkdungeon420

@nastygobbogrl

reply by blibbex @nastygobbogrl
lmfaooooooscreenshot of goblins posting on twitter in a gothic font

tweet by Humans taking Ls @humanstakingls that is a screenshot of another tweet by Edward Starblade @magickflame8 that reads

Got ambushed in a dungeon by a pack of goblins. Didn't check for traps and got hit by a poisoned dart. They took all my gold and left me outside with no clothes and one potion. Worst day of my life.

reply by Edward Starblade @magickflame8

Please delete this. It's not funny.

reply by stugmor @hatehumanz

L + ratio bozo + boring race + moderate at everything at best + speaks common + your naked ass got thrown out of my dungeon + you're literally named edward

reply by crelb @darkdungeon420

fuckin lmao get his ass stuggy
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タランダス @7arandus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
New OC ローカスタ (Locusta)🦗
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
chuck norris iddnt go to heaven, god went to hell after chuck norris ate him and the doctors in the hospital. chuck norris punched death so hard his arm fell off (?)
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/03/2026
it would feel so good to say this. i wish i was the person who said this
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
CHAD SOPHIST Polus has FALLEN in the rankings after being THOUGHT MOGGED by THINKMAXXER Socrates, who argues it is better to suffer an injustice than to commit one, causing Polus to CRASH OUT in front of the Athenian orators
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Goreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physicallya quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
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Dire Squid @diresquid.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Isekai? Buddy, let me tell you about the first isekai *jauntily sits backwards on chair* the life and times of Jesus Christ
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Dracula is cool but I think I'd be too scared to be his friend and even if we were friends he'd probably have an ulterier motive
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タランダス @7arandus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Dread-Dragoona🐲 @dreaddrago.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ammy but if she were BALLING #Okami
Amaterasu from the hit Capcom game "Okami" preparing to be GOTY material
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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
its chillayyyy outside #oc
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Thomas Feichtmeir @cyangmou.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Vampire Tactics Sketchbook Poroniec Today I felt a bit nostalgic for the time I worked on Blasphemous, so I channeld some of that same energy into new Vampire Tactics concept-art. Meet the Poroniec, they are nasty little nightmares.
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Zana @zanamaoria.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It is Aife day 🥳🎉
Drawing of my oc Aife wearing a purple and white letterman jacket over a black shirt and shorts
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
luckily she’s a red clothed buggggg
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
ParksAndRecreaSEAN: just getting the feeling that a lot of y’all are not living mas :/ lovelyyrita2: thanks for the reminder 🤣 Kenny4YourThoughts: 😆 bloodgert: you’d not be talking like this if you remembered me. i have to fidn you in every life because you’ve still not learnt bone’s lesson
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Luke Mel Lups 🍂 @lucas11.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk"
attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach
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Dire Squid @diresquid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
new high score
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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petra @caprinae.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
#drawmries commission for @radiantfinality.bsky.social! golisopod is a thing made of Shapes
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フロリダちゃん @floridachan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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フロリダちゃん @floridachan.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
state fair cartoonist having graham linehan sit down for a caricature and unable to see the drawing pad through tears of religious ecstasy
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Zana @zanamaoria.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
👑 @noro.bsky.social #noroque
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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
delusional #oc
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Zana @zanamaoria.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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bartolomiy (coms open) @bartolomiy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
wicked noro #noroque
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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Zana @zanamaoria.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Konyami! @hayamimae.bsky.social
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BIG HAM 👊🐹 Vtuber @bigham.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
✏️ #noroque
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Illuminated @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
COMICS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE! 130 pgs, 19 stories, FREE to read on GLOBALCOMIX #comics #globalcomix #comicsky tinyurl.com/yw46jut6 Reposts are appreciated😌 A collection of some of my short stories, with almost 30 pages of brand new material! It's about comics and how great it is to read them!
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
rich people after moving to Austin:
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