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Uncle Scotter

@dinosaucerous.bsky.social
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🔞 account. 🚬 & 🏳️‍🌈Aquarium enthusiast (fish prison warden) || vidja games (Pokemon❤️❤️❤️) || stoner || Godzilla || Leather & Rubber || Mental Health Veteran || Discord: BearlyOtterCub

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Jay @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget
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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are people really neurodivergent, or has society simply been designed around one type of brain? Do they really need medication, or do they just need to live on another planet that doesn’t have, like, clocks and capitalism?
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall : "boypussy" 🥵 Yall when a guy has a vagina : 😡
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the story for the new Wolverine game is good, I enjoy it. But the game play just reminds me of one of those PS2 EA movie to game adaptions. It's very linear and very much a cut scene, battle, cut scene game.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you know what I miss? People clumsily (or annoyingly 'perfectly') pursuing their passion of the moment during lock down. Like sour dough starters. I fucking miss the amount of sour dough I was subjected to.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
EVERYTHING IS FAKE www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/everything-is-170652203/
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've had a couple drinks so I'm finna say this. If you got a big belly, gorgeous stretch marks (all of them are), or a fat pad. Please, lemme bury my face in them. I don't get to kiss and rub on them enough, and just *grunts and gestures wildly*
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm at a puppy event and Cujo is on TV.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Men would literally rather get matching armpit tattoos with their mistresses and write horrific cringey songs and go on trial for murder than go to therapy (or get a divorce)
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
33yrs ago the New York Times published an article criticising Federico Fellini and other foreign language films — calling them "hard work". MARTIN SCORSESE sent this in response.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sofia Coppola is the guest on Ina Garten's podcast this week. I hope it's just an hour of them softly asking each other "Where do you keep all your gold bullion?" and "How many times per week do you fly to Paris?"
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Avengers: Age of Ultron is about a tech billionaire hastily building an AI while lying to regulators and nearly destroying the world.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes it’s fun to stalk your ex’s Pinterest just to see all the shitty kitchen trends you’ve avoided having to live through
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've always had such a soft spot for Leech from X-Men, in all of the iterations. Even when he's stealing something I'm like "awww. It's ok. He can have it."
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I truly do love this album so fucking much music.youtube.com/watch?v=OLY9...
music.youtube.com
Cycle
IC3PEAK
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/09/2026
Trump demands steakhouse change its name to Trump’s Ruth’s Chris steakhouse or he’ll import 600 more tons of mystery meat
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Playboy @playboy.com · 15/09/2026
The tech bros say AI is going to kill us? Well, let's do the most human thing we can: Let's start fucking more.
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AI Might Kill Us All. Have Sex While You Still Can.
There is allegedly a 10% chance that AI will end humanity in our lifetime. It's time to start enjoying ourselves.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Republicans' commitment to protecting and covering up for pedophiles remains absolute.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't care about your bipolar crab star sign, I wanna know which woman from the Cell Block Tango you'd have been.
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Karlos the Frociaggine @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only posts I will accept to see should be contempt. The rest will get an unfollow or block. Me and the homies don’t fuck with JKR or any of her work because our trans community is more important than nostalgia when she has stated that she’s using her wealth to intentionally harm them.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Met the boyfriend's family for the first time a few weeks ago. They were really sweet and I had a great time there. His Mom messaged him about me and said "He's very nice and I liked him. He's autistic, right?" My boyfriend to me "Well, she's not wrong."
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Professor BearJew @thebearjew79.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My best friends said they have a hard time watching me eat, because it just reminds them of the original Jurassic Park movie.
Scene from Juraasice park (1993), when they are pulling the tarp and chains out of the velociraptor paddock. It is mangled and barely holding together.Scene from Jurassic Park (1993). The T-Rex is throwing its head back. Swallowing the goat that it just ate. Picture of a T-Rex from Jurassic World Evolution 2 or 3, tossing a goat into the air, with its mouth open. About to swallow a goat.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey little buddy. Come sniff my feet while I stroke. If you're good I'll give you some of my beer
Gooner pig in tighty whities, white undershirt, and with black and white socks on. Legs raised showing the bottoms of his feet, with his semi hard cock pulled through the front of his briefs.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Electrified barbed wire was used at Auschwitz to keep prisoners inside and prevent their escape. It was a physical boundary separating captivity from freedom. --- Photo: www.instagram.com/dorididori
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I never cared for Snow Patrol when I was growing up. I used to have such an aversion to a lot of male singers. I never would have thought I'd be pushing 40; crying, singing Chasing Cars. Living my best life.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The amount of hardcore goony bating I've done in the last 30 hours. I think it's been roughly 10 hours, give or take. Just rode the edge too close and had a ruined orgasm, and I am P-I-S-E-D about it
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Berububs (On the Scenic Route to Hell) @berububs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Captured soldiers are sometimes used as breeding vessels by orc armies.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wages? Stagnant. Jobs? Don’t exist. Doritos? $8. Lettuce? Diarrhea. Wife? Left me. Libs? lol owned
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am currently at 158 hours and 20 minutes of not cumming. Almost 7 days, an entire week if you will. I want. To CUM. Sooooo badly.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wanna frot in dirty tighty whities; while we stink like cigarettes, stale beer, and each other's BO.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was not expecting that thread
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
Dumbass CEO of Anthropic thinks people should work for the "corporate mission" over survival.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 03/08/2026
what absolutely kills me is that we constantly build new spaces away from the chuds and nazis and then they complain about being “left out” so dipshit libertarian tech bros force them into spaces again only for the process to repeat. nazis aren’t here because they don’t deserve to be here.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The assimilationists are out and loudly screaming that they’re gay not queer. Again. Assimilation never works but they’ve been trying for decades. This is my favorite read on gay vs queer. The article is 25 years old (and long) but it’s still the same fight.
monthlyreview.org
The Queer/Gay Assimilationist Split: The Suits vs. the Sluts - Monthly Review
Benjamin H. Shepard is a social worker, activist, and author of White Nights and Ascending Shadows: An Oral History of the San Francisco AIDS Epidemic (Cassell, 1997), and co-editor of... READ MORE
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 03/08/2026
P sure I just saw a lookmaxxer in the wild because what other reason would he have to have a face like this
Skyrim high elfOblivion high elf
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
2015: A stereotypical hupster dressed in Buddy Holly glasses, moustache, beanie and plaid shirt encounters an older man who says "you lazy Millennials don't wanna work. The man leans in close to the Millennial and says "all you wanna do is avocado toast." The Millennial thinks to himself "I swear to God, when I'm in my thirties, I'm gonna be more charitable to Young People.

2025: The Millennial now in his thirties says "yeah, every zoomer I've ever met is a braindead piece of shit." A woman in an Animal Collective T-shirt nods in agreement.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today, on everyone’s screen.
Movie poster a black figure holding a cell phone, a road at night below and the McConnells.
Text: I KNOW
THAT YOU DIED
THIS SUMMER
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There he is! There's our guy!
hellgatenyc.com
Eric Adams Is Selling Data Centers in Wisconsin Now
The former mayor had a wild weekend, and other links to start your day.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I always loved this scene as a kid. Now as an adult, I know why.
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Uncle Scotter @dinosaucerous.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ATL I'm in you
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👻 🎃 The Ooky Spooky Kooky Hashira 👻🎃 @thebihashira.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good morning 🌞🌞🌞
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Everyone knows what the problem is: The organizations that bring young staffers to Washington, D.C. have spent the last decade prioritizing blind ideological loyalty instead of competence or intelligence,” said a senior GOP congressional staffer, granted anonymity to discuss sensitive personnel issues. “We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots.”
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