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Bulldozer 🍉

@rustyjuggs.bsky.social
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PharmD. BCPS. AAHIVP. Powerlifter. Daddy. Queer. Asexual. Sister. Handler. They/Them. Bigger in person. Like, bigger. Yeah… no, bigger. 📍SEA

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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 6h
Trying to convince myself that I can see muscles in the mirror.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 18h
Tonight’s watch.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 22h
Over the weekend I saw these two referred to (separately) as Stellår Skateboard and Billiam Eyelash, so those are their canon names now.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Yeah, hi. Uh, we're sort of having a problem here. Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports." “Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I forgot.” “Yeah. See, we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now, before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?”
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The term “Patient Zero” has an ugly and problematic history, originated from a misreading, ruined a man’s legacy, and should be avoided. It isn’t used by professionals in epidemiology.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could not be prouder of my bull.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stretching this tattoo out real nice.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Sometimes I still look up my abusers' names on Facebook. I consider warning the clueless people in their photographs of the Venus flytrap they are smiling next to, but I never do. “Sometimes I still look up my abusers' names on Facebook. Perhaps this, too, is a form of self-harm.”
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw Goody Proctor maskless at the Last Ditch.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
::gay shrieking::
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The term “Patient Zero” has an ugly and problematic history, originated from a misreading, ruined a man’s legacy, and should be avoided. It isn’t used by professionals in epidemiology.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw Goody Proctor maskless at the Last Ditch.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Sometimes I still look up my abusers' names on Facebook. I consider warning the clueless people in their photographs of the Venus flytrap they are smiling next to, but I never do. “Sometimes I still look up my abusers' names on Facebook. Perhaps this, too, is a form of self-harm.”
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of those songs would sound better in Simlish.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would tell you about the COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts, but it’s not my job to educate you.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a statue of Lenin on display in Fremont, a neighborhood in Seattle. It’s at best controversial, because it’s you know Lenin.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“This bar is not a safe environment nor interested in revolutionary praxis.”
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Takeaway from this week’s SNW: Time travel in the Trek universe apparently follows the Bill & Ted rules.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shut up and take my money.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you asking for accountability or for crucifixion?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wish me luck. Just opened a lesbian bar called The Mask WOMANdate. It’s bound to be successful.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not now Ryan. It’s been a long day.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice to see them finally admitting it.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places…
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a big part of why I beg people to respond using the method by which they encountered the message. The biggest thing for me is someone who wants to comment on a photo or a post or tweet, and instead of doing that, sends me a message.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More than anything else, I hate how fucking stupid all this is. I knew we’d slide into fascism and authoritarianism, but I was not ready for it to be from the dumbest people in the world. That makes it so much more exhausting.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, and Instagram is the worst about this. Algorithm knows what I like and weaponizes that into showing me monsters I’ll never reach.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All of the time. I routinely feel like everyone is bigger and stronger than me.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when we had software stores? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does your sub love to cook? Then I’ve got a scene idea for you! Tie them to a kitchen chair, gag them, and force them to watch you rearrange their kitchen cabinets, counter, pantry, and fridge. Then ask them to make dinner.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
scene idea: you bind/gag the sub and force them to watch you play their favorite video game slightly badly. On their save file.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to live on the right wing.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you…
Kate & Allie
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you…
Kate & Allie
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesus says "I am the Alpha and the Omega", which means he has to take his heat suppressants so he doesn’t breed himself.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Phrasing?
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam…”
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Enough rotten tomatoes to fill the Nile.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
5500 calories yesterday and I still woke up starving this morning.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m at the gym consistently enough that the nail techs at the salon across the way have started saying hi. Anyway, leg day + squats.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💅🏻
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today’s eye-twitching geographical fact: The western border of Texas extends 2.2 miles past the western border of the Oklahoma panhandle due to a survey error that occurred when Texas joined the Union. They don’t line up.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Internet can be really exhausting. Especially every September.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fear rigor tortoise has set in.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gut-punch Space Movie Marathon: 1️⃣ Contact 2️⃣ Arrival 3️⃣ Ad Astra 4️⃣ Gravity 5️⃣ Interstellar Any suggested additions?
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Version 27 releases of iOS, iPadOS, macOS, watchOS, HomePodOS, and tvOS all drop today. I cannot even begin to fathom the bandwidth available to Apple’s update server cloud.
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