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Brown Anthony™

@anthelonious.bsky.social
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him) Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan

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JD Ryznar @jdryznar.bsky.social · 1h
Of course Michael McDonald was doing some serious fuckin’ at 14.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2h
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 1h
I always assumed we'd watch Tom Cruise die filming one his movie stunts. Then I watched "Digger" and thought "Please, let me die first."
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 8h
Watching this like it's the Zapruder film. (Via DigitalSpy)
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 9h
What's Tom Cruise's latest role?
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 12h
There's something so funny about not allowing photography for this building that's been closed since before I was born and has been in the works to re-open since before I moved here.
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Deaderick M. @mfrederickm.bsky.social · 15h
The standoff ended after six hours last night after police/Border Patrol gave up and left. The men on the roof managed to get away.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 23h
Was "Verity" good? Not really. Do we see Josh Hartnett shirtless? Yes. Five stars.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is literally if Steve Jobs made his entire kenyote "Can you make the logo bigger?"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's my playlist that I created. Why would I want AI to "refine" it, whatever that means? YouTube Music making this the first option on the playlist menu might be what finally turns me into (the nonviolent version of) Michael Douglas in "Falling Down."
Playlist menu: 
Refine with AI
Shuffle Play
Sort
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proof that they're creating useless AI: They've replicated a feature that every truly hates about us record collectors. That's like creating an app that responds "Well, actually..." after you send a text.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please, Tame Impala. My wife is waiting for the beat to drop.
Fajita cheese wife
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*falls to my knees with joy*
Bloomberg: David Fincher, Director of ‘Fight Club,’ to Exit Netflix Deal
Fincher has worked at Netflix for longer than just about any creative, starting as a director and executive producer of the service’s landmark original series House of Cards.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Warner Bros: "The embargo is now lifted." Critics: "It suc--" Warner Bros: variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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‘Digger’ Confronts Negative Buzz: New Ad Tells Moviegoers to ‘Decide for Yourself’ After Tom Cruise Movie Called ‘Unpleasant’ and ‘Baffling’
Warner Bros. put out a new ad for 'Digger' that touts negative reviews of the Tom Cruise movie, asking moviegoers to 'decide for yourself.'
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drew Barrymore in "Scream"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone with no soul and a lifeless stare can't make their marriage work, what hope is there for the rest of us? people.com/kristi-noem-...
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Kristi Noem Files for Divorce from Husband Bryon Noem After 34 Years of Marriage
Kristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage, according to court records in their home state of South Dakota.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As high as the cyclist and pedestrian mortality rate is, I'm still shocked it's not even worse...
A ca rparked crookedly next to a bike line and so far over it's bending the flex post.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not give them the clicks but I will admire the photographer and editor who knew this photo is funny as hell.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice try, Stanley Kubrick. I know the moon isn't real.
Nearly full moon next to The North Tower this morning.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your friend who thinks they're really good at thrifting (but you don't have the heart to tell them the truth).
Troye Sivan on the cover of NY Mag standing in a shower stall wearing trunks and a large floppy hat.
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night the moon was setting east, over the lake. This morning it's still up but on the west side of the city? How do you explain that, libs??? Gonna ask Grok how this is happening.
Full moon last night over Soldier Field Full moon this morning over trees looking west from Museum Campus.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's officially autumn in the U.S. The sun is setting earlier, Halloween candy is out, and the migrant caravan scare is back.
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>
nytimes.com
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was fun to hear "This Fire" in its entirety for the 30th anniversary tour since none of us were even born when it came out. 😌
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Viktor Köves @viktorkoves.com · 26/09/2026
As the Pope said
Pope Leo on a plane saying Great things happen in Chicago
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*looking at our sleeping dog with absolute disgust* "Ugh. Nepo baby..."
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But he's talking about it FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know most websites have been boring for a very long time, and there was a period where every site looked like it came from a Wordpress template. However, the prevalence of nearly identical, unattractive Lovable and Claude Code sites is so displeasing to my eyes.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Emilia Pérez" won two Oscars a month before I turned 42. I haven't cared about anything since.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My real takeaway from "Primetime" is that Robert Pattinson should star in a Tom Cruise biopic.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
go fuck yourself, Muse😘
an Instagram ad for a nightmare AI personal trainer named Muse
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We, as a people, cannot get enough of Claire Danes frantic and sobbing. deadline.com/2026/09/the-...
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'The Beast In Me' Renewed For Season 2 With Claire Danes Reprising Role
Netflix has ordered a second season of limited series The Beast In Me, with Claire Danes back reprising her Emmy-nominated role and exec producing.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I very much agree but I'm hopeful! (The showrunner had said he'd always wanted to make a Christmas spy show and seems like he had no plan for season 2 until they renewed it so I'm hoping maybe season 3 is already in the works.)
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mother Nature really put its whole solarussy into the morning sky.
Chicago skyline from the east Sunrise over the Alder
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're allowed to be cautiously optimistic about some things (see: the midterm polling) but it's downright foolish in other scenarios ("American Horror Story" in 2026).
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slack is competing with LinkedIn for the "...okay?" vibes.
Slack pop-up: "Celebrate the music of Miles Davis."
Kind of Blue
Electric Fusion
Funky Fresh
Brassy
Jazz Club
Sunglasses Inside
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 23/09/2026
pripyat residents circa april 1986:
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My arm is extremely sore where I got my flu and Covid shots. I now have no choice but to pivot to racism and misogyny. But first, let me get rid of the seed oils in my cupboards.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sofia Coppola is the guest on Ina Garten's podcast this week. I hope it's just an hour of them softly asking each other "Where do you keep all your gold bullion?" and "How many times per week do you fly to Paris?"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't even use the "there are dozens of us!" .gif here. www.billboard.com/music/music-...
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MAGA Festival Featuring Kid Rock Canceled After Just 6 VIP Tickets Sold: ‘Rich People, as a Whole, Suck’
Freedom Fest featuring Kid Rock has been canceled after low VIP ticket sales -- it sold just six VIP tickets, according to Eric Deters.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone whose work I find devoid of any emotion is tackling one of the most iconic literary romances. This oughta be somethin'. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Robert Eggers Tackling ‘Romeo and Juliet’ Adaptation as Focus Wins Bidding War (Exclusive)
Where art thou? Here art thou: The feature project will be the filmmaker's next after his upcoming 'Werwulf.'
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To any fellow normies who aren't in the Academy, you can watch this on the Criterion Channel right now. And you should.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
During a measles outbreak?!
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