Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h“You have to trust the process.” Bold of you to assume I am following a process. 0194
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17hAre corn kernels the only thing that turn into popcorn when you cook them? Can you pop any other kind of kernel? 330
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18hMy next high school reunion is gonna need one of those “In Memoriam” montages like they have at the Oscar’s. 030
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think Amy Poehler would probably enjoy having me on her podcast. 041
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just realized the reason British people turn their noses up at the idea of “biscuits and gravy” is because they’re probably picturing us pouring a boat of beef gravy over a plate of cookies. 3190
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You gotta work on your photography skills if you’re gonna post pictures of your boring food. 060
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need Hollywood to take a break from Peter Dinklage. Find another little man. 070
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The reason I’m an atheist is because the food pipe is right next to the wind pipe, and it’s way too easy for things to go down the wrong hole. What do you mean I nearly choked to death because I got hotdog in my lungs? 2170
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I think about losing weight so I can fit into all my 2XL flannels again. It’s not even my belly that doesn’t fit. It’s my arms and shoulders that have gotten too beefy. 😔 1320
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He’s gonna put a Predator in it.deadline.comDan Trachtenberg Developing New 'Sleeping Beauty' Movie (Exclusive)Dan Trachtenberg is attached to direct a new movie inspired by the classic Disney tale 'Sleeping Beauty'. 190
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I was going to attempt to read a way too long, super old book, which book should I choose? The Count of Monte Cristo or The Brothers Karamazov ??? 370
Reposted by Uncle RogerUncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“What did you work today?” “Uh…mostly my knees.” 21693
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Eventually you get old enough that your friends who have kids start saying shit like, “Bluey is actually pretty good.” 1120
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In the Days of Future Past movie, Hank uses some fancy medicine to suppress Xavier’s telepathy, which in turn gives him back the use of his legs. But his legs weren’t crippled because of a mutation. He got shot in the spine with a bullet. Hey Hank, was the heck was in that syringe? 1120
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jumping into a pile of leaves, but instead of leaves, it’s money. 090
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My favorite part of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is when Santa Claus shows up to give the children deadly weapons. 3151
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I come around the corner and the lighting hits this just right, the S blends into the yellow shirt, and it looks like it says BIG HOES. 1130
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need Webster to know that they don’t have to keep adding words to the dictionary if they’re stupid. Don’t make it acceptable to play “looksmaxxing” in Scrabble. 3110
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The extra footage they added to Avengers Endgame that is absolutely necessary to view before Doomsday got leaked, oh no. 150
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t think you guys understand how important this weather is to me. I feel like 2026 can finally begin. 2250
Reposted by Uncle RogerMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds. 16950231
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People complain about how hard it is to get together with your adult friends, but I can just text mine, “Beer?” and within an hour we are hanging out and drinking beer. 0180
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope I never get to a point in my life where I am murdered. 1130
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I paused Dungeon Crawler Carl to read The Everlasting, and lemme tell ya, this was a good book. 0300
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s crazy that I can eat nachos and my body just knows how to turn them into pecs. 0360
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So did they actually cancel the shows, or is Ed Sheeran just gonna be up there alone singing a capella? 1120
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t care that Sydney Sweeney uses her boobs to sell things. I care that she looks dead inside while doing it. Girl, you’re supposed to be an actress. Move your face. 4160
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I could probably defeat a god if I had the right sword. 1120
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m a morally gray character, but I’m hot and lovable, so it’s fine. 1220
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think it’s time for me to get a new phone. I see Apple is releasing the iPhone 18. Refurbished iPhone 13 it is. (You will pry this SIM card from my cold, dead hands) 1190
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don’t have an emergency contact. If something happens to me, simply let me fade away. 1100
Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Could you broil a frozen pizza to make the cheese crispy without burning the underside of the crust? 🤔 260
