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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine

@dimsie.bsky.social
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I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent MA in history, PhD in dork Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin

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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry to barge in on your thread but you are having an excellent trip, like, I have never been bitten by an eel and I live here! What an experience! 😄
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
"golden balls"
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
A lot of our rejection was based around us being sick of the PM at the time. It was his baby. Also the proposed finalist suuuuuuucked
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
Stasiland was so good I decided to read more non-fiction about post-Iron Curtain aftermaths and have started Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible, about Russia under Putin Just saying "fuck it" and really delving deep into The Horrors
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Morgan Davie @fromthemorgue.bsky.social · 10h
#nzpol just scored a rare triple chris
Political billboards featuring Chris Hipkins, Chris Bishop, Chris Luxon in a row
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 6h
I think it's nice! People are so mean about it and it's actually pretty good 🤷‍♀️
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 12h
Lotta Act billboards in semi-rural west Auckland 😒
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 15h
Actually all five of us! I forgot PerthGore Uncle downstairs
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 15h
I mean we didn't charge the car or run the washing machine yesterday but even so! All four of us are home, powering things
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 15h
good lord! I've not been keeping up with Ossoff. Do we like Ossoff or is he milkshake ducky?
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 15h
Freakish crook and weirdly dumb centrist: face-off! FFS
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 17h
Give me a fucking BREAK
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18h
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 18h
I think we near as dammit had entirely free power yesterday. Solar! It's the way!
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 20h
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
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Tory Whanau @misswhanau.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, nah. Vote Green.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just read that Riley Gaines is a Helen Keller truther (!) and apparently there is a whole deal on th'Tiktok about how Helen Keller never existed (!!)
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well no, but I wasn't really commenting on Britain. More on the paucity of imagination in accepted ways to describe our differences
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I declare this infographic to be dumb
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kenneth Parcell: I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
Jack Donaghy: That's Republican. We count those.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes but that's a dumb way to describe current party popularity, why even bother
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like I was saying: pick a side you losers
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is nothing I hate more than this "we're a 30yo Britain" bullshit
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
since when do we have 72 MPs
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Jennifer @jennifilm.nz · 08/10/2026
I wrote this because I think we have to be clear about what Peters means when he says he wants to relitigate the ban, and who the intended target of that harm is, and how this is the third time this term NZF have directly acted in line with UK anti-trans movements.
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LostArcNZ @lostarcnz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At this stage, you would surely have to be one dumb fuck to vote for any of the current parties in government.
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's 2026 in what was once the best country in the world at fighting Covid-19, and a mainstream party leader is going around saying people belong in jail for encouraging others to get vaccinated
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Jennifer @jennifilm.nz · 08/10/2026
Perfect response from Chlöe Swarbrick and the @greens.org.nz.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things are still in flux. I shall inform you of the ultimate purchase
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(to be honest I have always been pro picking a side but the other side being SO PROUDLY EGREGIOUS at the moment makes it even more necessary)
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so sick of people being like "well we can all come together over [thing] even if we disagree about politics". No. That was before The Endless Horrors. Pick a side or fuck off
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Bruce Buckman @brucebuckman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Genuinely shared” Nothing has been less genuine in the history of sharing things.
Today was a great opportunity to share our love of reading and books, something that was genuinely shared by every Minister we met, and to talk about our experience starting and scaling a business in New Zealand.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I can hold a lonnnnnnngggggg retail grudge. (See: never buying Grown-Up Doughnuts again after they were all "discrimination!" about the unvaccinated during Covid times)
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See, the thing is, I didn't actually know about this company because I don't buy that many books (my mother is a book buyer and I am a dedicated library user). Sometimes I'll buy a book or two, but now all I know about this place is that they love Luxo, so I guess I'm badmouthing them forever
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes and it was based on him refusing to be put down as a newborn. I had to sleep while breathing directly into his face, and he refused to go into a bassinet for four months
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And here's their blog post. Puke bookhero.co.nz/blogs/latest...
bookhero.co.nz
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon visits Hero HQ 🇳🇿📚
It was an honour today to welcome Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, Minister of Finance Nicola Willis, Minister of Commerce Cameron Brewer, and Minister for Social Development and Employment Louise Up...
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I just note that they are using The Beatles' "Paperback Writer", and it's a Paul song, and Paul may be many things but he would not have a BAR of this shit racist sexist government
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's the post on Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DeLgVNiAF0...
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to see what weird things my Amazon account said about me and they suspended me a while back and want me to upload a bunch of shit to prove my card is my card. To which I say oh well I guess I no longer have an Amazon account 🤷‍♀️
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I agree! But the children who use the bathroom may not
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love them but the tiles in my bathroom are BRIGHT orange. I dunno. On the other hand, maybe?
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right! Part of me was in my grandmother in 1945 too!
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I knoooooooow it's the creepiest shit! And also: ovarian cysts can contain hair and teeth! Just random hair and teeth! Cysts are like "well I WAS an egg that could have grown some useful shit if I wasn't a cyst, let me run wild with this"
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how I was born with all my eggs, so that means that the eggs that created Son One and the Limpet were inside me as I was inside my mother. Like Russian dolls. Bodies are freaky
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Appealing to the dumbest people on earth who have never read any longform journalism about how and why third trimester abortion happens
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Raging against the dying of the light though innit
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Simeon Brown was born in 1991. A man born in the 90s should not be allowed to tell my ancient womb what to do. I have eggs older than you, you little fundy freak #nzpol
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These religious freaks like Brown and Luxon and Penk and the rest need to be honest about just how regressive their beliefs are (but they won't, because they know the public hates it)
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