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tristram hand spooky

@dimestorewatch.bsky.social
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naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd/gay villain/whisky robot. pfp by @thxnywy.art

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Yoda: marijuana? Yoda’s girlfriend: oh my god yes! we’re gonna have such an amazing wedding— Yoda: *long drag* fucked up I have
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 2h
nice and gooey in the middle. hope you are travelling ok shape
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 3h
"apple pencil cooked in fire" is a lovely phrase out of context tbh, but not as lovely as this news. yay
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 3h
I think I do! fingers crossed im right. Other apotropaic traditions as well which I've often had cause to engage in. Although, well, iiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 3h
a little voice inside my head said what's this crap, get a load o' this crap
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 10h
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 9h
i'm only calling it super intelligence if we have to use the cool S symbol when we write SI
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11h
Congress is aurafarming, post Congress bangers
Modiji is staring at the second defeat of his life, the first being 8th standard[grade]
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 13h
pat cower
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13h
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 16h
reading the 1 star reviews of machu picchu
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 16h
you can tell we’re in a recession because the scam texts used to say i was approved for a $400,000 loan and now they say i’m only approved for a $12,000 loan. it’s a little insulting
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 23h
Ws in chat for fines (I've never said this before)
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 23h
instead of a haunted house what about a hornted house. Ghost jumps out like 'boooOOoOoOoObs'
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sure, sex is great but
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its all better now because I am in the metro tunnel 😌
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just painstakingly extricated myself from a tram, I assume it was packed cos everyone was leaving the Zero Spatial Awareness Convention
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me and 16 of my buddies are gonna optimally pack ourselves in a square later if you want to try and squeeze in
optimal packing of 17 squares into a square region. it looks chaotic
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is what comes up when you sort r/TwoSentenceHorrorStories by controversial
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Diflako
that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

[reply]
commas are important
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
microzine #5, pirates of the soft seas, screenshot, apple II (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/148317/...
text, a poem:
legends of old make your
blood run cold
of pirates who killed
for treasure and gold.
today's pirates take
different risks
stealing programs on
floppy disks.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The beauty of it is you can be sick of a dude from 10 or 100 or 1000 years ago just by reading about someone being sick of some dude. Some guy who sucks forever. A book is a time machine.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Illustration of female orgasm from Sexology Magazine, November, 1949
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Coyle "Barricade Material" Boron @fack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
free software and computing activists be like "localize it"
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
last night I saw a guy waiting at an intersection and heard the beep from him hitting the walk signal, then a few seconds later I saw a large raccoon crossing the street & the guy was gone. possible shapeshifter situation
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok not only was today the last day of tram replacement buses, I got on the bus and I saw what I can only describe as Australian Luigi mangione. ol loogy mazza
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Keep Smiling, never mind the Bills” (1904) by Jaques Browne
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 04/10/2026
A picture of a beige PC era screen with speakers and keyboard to suit, and the text "It's now preferable to turn off your computer"
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[about to be pulled off stage by a comically large cane voice] ive heard of taking a slug of whiskey but this is ridiculous
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
90 years ago, on the 4th of October 1936, antifascist counter protesters stopped a British Union of Fascists march through London’s East End. The Metropolitan Police tried to clear the way for the fascists resulting in violent clashes known as the Battle of Cable Street. #otd #history 🗃️
The mounted police conduct a charge against the dense crowd to clear the way to Cable Street.
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've got meat in the freezer: 🙂 i had to buy meat for the freezer: 🙃
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the pros of restocking everything are increased security and the ability to improvise. the cons of restocking everything is that it costs a bazillion dollars
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
A lot of the long-term Trump lawn signs around here mysteriously disappeared around when the Iran war started because I don't think they felt like being the visible reason when diesel hit $7 a gallon. Nature is taking its course!
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oooft the wu tang needle drop... absolute cinema
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the government is stealing my sleep!!!
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to order some Carcosa Eats
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rotating this in my mind in a feminine, token-efficient way
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i am australian and was calling people Conrad for a good two months, this had serious reach
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tristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im in the pocket of Big Lupini
jar of carmelina big lupini in brine. label has an attractive peasanty lady and a starburst that says BIG LUPINI
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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