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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 2h
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 6h
absolutely fucking incredible news for public health in canada that a safer supply organization successfully fought the constitutionality of drug possession trafficking laws for not providing any legal way to operate. selfless life-saving work that is actually being identified and respected as such.
But in her judgment on their constitutional challenge on Tuesday, Murray concluded that a non-medicalized safer supply program is urgently needed to save lives.

And with no legal source of drugs available for such a program, and no legal "safety valves" in the CDSA that would support setting one up, she found such a program "is legally and practically incapable of being exempted."

She said part of the CDSA "unjustifiably infringes" on two parts of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and deprives DULF members the "right to life and security of the person."

She gave Parliament six months to find a way to allow for a "pathway to non-medicalized safer supply."
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 6h
whoever is in charge of my health insurance claims is not afraid enough
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 7h
i really want to see this guy draw a clock
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 12h
I love scream kings in horror. I love a man absolutely having a bad time and shrieking and crying and freaking out. I love them.
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 7h
I feel like one in every five dudes younger than me that I meet is on some kind of grindset, independent of how I meet them
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13h
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 13h
Spinsters
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16h
fantastic work here, a service to history
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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The Art of Asty @theartofasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now we know that the real problem with the #MeToo movement was that it didn't go far enough
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
woke 2.0: this time we kill rapists
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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Julian Miholics @pansybeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A stoneware dragons and berries dish set, currently available via my online store! #ceramics miholics-shop.ca / link in bio
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh good. cool cool cool.
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
I currently have no reason to believe AI was used in making Hellraiser Revival, and I know one of the writers and they def didn’t use it. As for that one guy being a shit to me, well, yeah, there’s that. But if you want to play it I won’t tell you not to. I’m sure the team would like you to play it.
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Thicket 🏳️‍⚧️ ϴΔ @dawn-star.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
been testing the waters with the coworkers and let us tell you the normies are MAD AS FUCK
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the ancient punk in the cubicle next to me deaf-yelling into her phone for 10 minutes, slamming it down into the receiver, and grumbling "fucking old people"
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
realizing a lot of my job is just waiting around for other people to finish their work so I gotta start bringing a gameboy in or something
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time i see "agp" I read it as "Alien gersus Predator"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"bad news boss i doxed you and pissed off the people who showed up at your doorstep"
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
holy shit! holy shit please read this thread lmao
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda want to go to all the amcs in the area and compare their lobby movie collages cuz i bet some of them are wack
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
extremely rare j.lo spotted at the amc today
A closeup on one of those movie collages at amc theaters with Jennifer Lopez in The Cell
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one thing I learned from resident evil is the internet no longer appreciates a breedable twink when they see it 😔
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have GOT to see this movie
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
midnight gospel is a masterpiece despite duncan trussell, not because of him. dude has always been more of a seeker of wisdom than a font of it so him being buddies with joe rogan and generally having bad opinions about satire is not surprising to me at all
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Me, all week
Jolteon driving some sort of older C series Jeep or off road vehicle
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also I got a promotional hat and pooka shell necklace.
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PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cricket @strangereigns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIRST WAVE OF PLUSH HANGERS coming on WEDNESDAY!
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fancy! tea party!! and resident evil!!!!
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the grimace shoes today
a good outfit imo
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the comparison to gul dukat is a bit unfair I think, I don't believe gavin newsom cares about anyone enough to fully crash out if they died
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/09/2026
showing sahaquiel the tenth angel to my surgeon. which surgeon? great question
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trying to get my immune system to work overtime by showing it all the tiny cakes I'll get to eat if it cures me by noon tomorrow
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femboy quark @dildomancy2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I invite any ADHD-critical journalists/doctors/laypersons to get in the car with me when i am unmedicated
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