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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸

@dickardo.bsky.social
12K followers 2.1K following 18K posts

Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual

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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 5m
italy and mexico both have those colors too. green, white and red is pretty common.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 1h
spongebob/patrick/sandy cheeks love triangle fancam set to choosin texas
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 2h
overdrafted by bills and unemployment still has yet to pay me while im searching for a job 🫩 if you can spare some change i’ll put your logo on my nascar
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 1h
you're watching nicktoons while i'm deep in nick's poon
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Bohemia Mountain @bohemiamountain.bsky.social · 3h
im homeless in L.A. it’s really frustrating to not have any news on either a job or housing. Eaton Fire refugee. still sober inspite of everything. i’m struggling w/anxiety but still so incredibly hopeful. can you help me out with $5-$10 bucks? small $’s add up quickly venmo.com/u/Matthew-OB...
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 1h
its called time theft sweaty
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 3h
i don’t think anyone else cares or is even paying attention to this conversation i have had entirely on bathroom breaks.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 5h
who is “we”? you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 7h
i don’t owe you labor
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 10h
Can we make the pie higher for Anna?
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 11h
he was a great producer but as far as rapping to me he will always be the guy that did some dipset choruses to keep the songs from being too good
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 11h
i wish you had an imdb page so i could tell you to kiss my ass
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 11h
i was going to say something mean but then realized you arent a celebrity
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i wonder what kind of animals shit and piss that room smells like
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i hope the eel stuck its head out and said “its a living”
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
poopboy
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Save Alaa.
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
make some ledger art out of this
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bumping this on the way out, I gotta buy room time tomorrow and food today so anything helps! #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ai goonslop carlos mencia is but the harbinger of ai goonslop joe rogan
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the whole hype beast and sneaker head phenomenon made their main product, shoes, a commodity to some people and really uncool to everyone else. they lost their cultural cachet for being associated with cringy dickheads but they will never say that.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its on pluto tv now too but i don’t know how many episodes are there or if they have newer ones.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GT Vegeta looks like he was gangbanging in LA 35 years ago and now he's settled down but he's still got a little bit of cholo in him
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chud Harry Potter but its just the first 30 minutes of Gran Torino with the part of Clint Eastwood played by a cgi albino cat girl with huge knockers who reads as a tween but is canonically Clint Eastwood aged so it’s technically the opposite of whatever you thought was problematic about it
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lulas campaign team kind of dropped the ball not leaning into the “evangelicals lost the world cup” meme.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Julies don't want me and hell refuses to take me
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the first batman movie, if was the first movie i saw in a theater. i remember being scared of the joker.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i miss when chuds thought anime was gay
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Om Amir, who is going blind.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was able to get my room locked until Thursday! Thank you all for the help! I hate to keep asking but now if I can just get around $50 for some groceries and hot food I’d be so set for a bit #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love that after being sent all that money the scammer didn’t even throw him a bone and send an asshole deepfake
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was it the buff nude sonic version?
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
content aside the design is fucking atrocious. is harry potter the author of “literacy starts at home”? why move the title and also change the font synonyms with it? was the ai they used trained exclusively on graphic design is my passion content?
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my final scream agonizing scream as the steak im tied to is engulfed by a burning pyre: “it was a gi jane joke!”
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say what you will about Julie, she has a sense of humor
Julie bot with a swole sonic pfp and bald vegeta  header pic
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
computer drugs is one of my favorite sci fi tropes but i really don’t ever want to see it come to fruition and would rather just smoke plants or eat fungus
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss seeing him on my skyline.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but having an ai chatbot shoehorned into the data entry software we use will help efficiency somehow when they finally figure out how to implement it without crashing the entire system
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
woke 2 will smith hits with a closed hand
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NO forgiveness? i seem to remember everyone forgiving Will Smith for disrupting the Oscars.
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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 04/10/2026
Update: 9 Palestinians killed in past 24 hours, including four women and a child, as Israeli stacks continue.
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Josep Goded (Backup Account But Still Active) @josepgoded2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Palestine University’s Multimedia Department head, Dr. Yasmin al-Bobo, was killed in a Gaza City airstrike.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
heroin i think. hes on that smack.
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would love to read Reggie, a 1991 manga by Hiramatsu Minoru about a foreign baseball player in Japan, but there's not a single chapter translated.
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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
having luigi as a cellie would be cool, he seems like the kind of guy to share and you know his commisary books are always full plus he’s probably good company. i would either beat the rapist up or tell them to move one of us the second they put me in there.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Help RETAJ live.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hit like an hour or so on this to lock my room in, I may be able to get more time but that’s not a for sure here #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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