Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey David Ortiz, even if you have 73 dozen children by 73 dozen different women, you still don't need life insurance. Give it a rest. 010
Reposted by GreggKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just renewed my lease on not having a life 413364
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All made up and nowhere to go Welcome to my one man show. 000
Reposted by GreggDriver9 @driver9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MAGAts are people who think cherry-picked Bible verses are a substitute for IQ and critical thinking, and "luvin' Jesus" is a proxy for moral character. They are the lowest of the lowest of the low. 0678
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I was a defensive football coach I'd start with making sure all my players took geometry. It's all about the angles. 040
Reposted by GreggDreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive 4402115
Reposted by GreggParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Poking all the meat at the store to see if it's ripe 64822
Reposted by GreggVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I'm not sick, but I'm not well" 106910
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In this theater I call my soul I always play the supporting character role. 020
Reposted by GreggTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think we should see other people. - me, in front of a mirror. 14016
Reposted by GreggThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/09/2026Jon Stewart gets to the bottom of why Trump is so gung-ho about AI 735062
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey, let's run off behind a shady tree, dribble off those Bobby Brooks and let me do as I please. 020
Reposted by GreggCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Steely Dan’s album “Aja” turns 49 today. So take a few seconds to watch Jay Graydon replicate his iconic guitar solo on “Peg”. 🎸 💕 51887141
Reposted by GreggRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you believe that gas and diesel prices are high in late September 2026 because of Biden and Zelenskyy, then you might be a Trump supporter. And a moron. Which is pretty much the same thing. 1054116782
Reposted by GreggThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 21/09/202610:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today 1101
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Braves at 2:10static.klipy.comMorticia Addams: Chop-ChopALT: Morticia Addams: Chop-Chop 000
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Morgan Freeman is schooling Pat McAfee on GameDay and I'm here for it. Gonna back it up and watch again. So good. 110
Reposted by GreggSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m exploring all opportunities within reach of the couch 417476
Reposted by GreggCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nothing is worse than the noises people make with their mouths. 57730
Reposted by GreggMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically, but never cross the finish line. 612472
Reposted by GreggSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dogs are man's best friend because they wag their tails and not their tongues. 🐕🤐 082
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I exercise because there's a tiny part of me that wants to live. 010
Reposted by GreggBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so far gone my straight jacket is varsity 58834
Reposted by GreggSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much 19285106
Reposted by GreggUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My superpower is minding my own fucking business. 06725
Reposted by GreggStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Go outside? But isn't that where outside is? 17734
Reposted by GreggMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My favorite days smell like suntan lotion. 410450
Gregg @dewet0wie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ted Cruz is live on College GameDay and getting booed relentlessly. I love it. 030