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Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social
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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎 @tomatograndpa.bsky.social is my boyfriend! 💖

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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 5h
woah if u wanted to u could get a cool original painting from me on sale even ko-fi.com/bigoldeels/l...
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so touched that she always almost remembers my usename
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 03/10/2026
I was talking about online people and my wife - who is flabbergasted by online gamertags, etc - goes “isn’t there a vacuum somewhere” And I got “yeah! Devious Vacuum. She’s dating TomatoGrandpa” and I got a huge eyeroll.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026
The very concept of yelling at the pope on Twitter is so fucking funny
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Scream Cat
ALT: Scream Cat
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Fremblem Fridays!! I'll be joining @paulineragny.bsky.social shortly for Fortune's Weave (gay) (real) www.twitch.tv/paulineragny
twitch.tv
PaulineRagny - Live on Twitch
Fortune's Weave - 01 - Who's the problems dragon this week? | Streaming fire emblem: fortune's weave for 1 viewers.
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thevoiceofdog @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 7PM EST!! THE KILLER FEATURING @deviousvacuum.bsky.social!
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XW9...
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Skuller
YouTube video by Zorak
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actionable hex✨ @heyboots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can't believe it
demo tonight queen
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We love when the sales team pitches a version of the product to our client that doesn't actually exist
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would you believe that it happened a second time
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful women named Demo Tomorrow AM are messaging me the moment I close my car door to drive home
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All I ever do is get messages at 4:59pm about how an urgent demo needs to happen tomorrow
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was going through TSA there was another insulin pump getting a hand check, and when the TSA agent asked which pump was mine, I was like "omg there's another T1D person here?!?!" and I was so excited that she laughed at me
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
back then imagining someone who was both disabled AND a girl was just too difficult lmao
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy that this is what my insulin pump looked like until like 2018
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm on the edge of my seat
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's my fandom of all time!!!!! But I don't want to bias you too much before you see/read it yourself
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think this was planned at the time IWTV was written, but in retrospect afforded to the show, Lestat is always struggling to keep from using his godlike powers to alleviate his intense loneliness because he knows it will damage true love. Suffice to say I think he killed him
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the book, Louis's brother drops dead on his doorstep out of nowhere, right after he tells Louis that he wants to be a priest (which is also Lestat's experience!) and Louis laughs at him. I've never seen fan discourse about it but I think it's natural to wonder if it was Lestat somehow
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a fantastic scene in season 3 that addresses this question from Lestat's perspective and I love it so much!! I love how it's still not clear even after we get so much information!!
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the source material, Louis's brother dies before Louis meets Lestat, so it doesn't really get brought up. I like that the show spends more time on Paul's death and makes it so ambiguous.
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I come across these in the backrooms then I'm freeing them
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
The GFC, much like the AI bubble, was nothing to do with reality, but ever-twisting levels of speculation. Too much of our financial system is powered by number games dressed up as investment.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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alexburby.bsky.social @alexburby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the Golden Girls theme song. This is my all time favorite music trivia.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(nodding vigorously) you watch them at the same time because you're nonbinary
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my boyfriend sending me the 4K blu ray rip of the show I really want to see
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It inspired me to CREATE... and for that I will always be grateful... May Her Web Connect Us All johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/madame-webmd
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Madame WebMD
Your burning questions about 'Madame Web' answered
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I date men, my straight girlfriends ask “Is he tall?” And I always say, “how the hell would I know?”
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I was in Salem, I got a physical copy of the Goosebumps book Ghost Beach, which is the book I read when I guested on @youcantscare.me! Now I have a Ghost Beach of my very own!
someone else's physical copy of GHOST BEACH by R.L. STINE
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To me it's like, what's the most fun and whimsical little outfit I can think of, oh I know it's how SF tech people dress for drinks after work
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't get over that the little friend character is wearing a flannel shirt in the background it's killing me
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Advance and SP floral boys pins will also be restocked today! Drops at 10 AM PT 🌸🩵💫 meyocostudio.com
Photo of an enamel pin shaped like a pink game console with flowers blooming from the screen, surrounded by fresh flowersPhoto of an enamel pin shaped like a green game console with flowers blooming from the screen, surrounded by fresh flowers
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We went inside Yin Yu Tang house and it was really cool! Our favorite recorded interview was a woman my great grandma's age complaining about how uncomfortable it was to be carried on a litter for her wedding
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg it has been my dream for so long to get a bodycage from this brand, they are soooo beautiful
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AND we happened to watch some old Iron Chef episodes in the hotel room and then realized our hotel in Boston was right next to Iron Chef Morimoto's fast casual restaurant Momosan
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We went to Count Orlock's, and the Monster Museum, and the Witch Museum, and PEM, and we had clam chowder and pumpkin pancakes and cannolis
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