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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Extremely excited to add a smell-based component to future episodes of @youcantscare.me

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Joseph Whitman @socjusticebard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@youcantscare.me (I hope this wasn't mentioned on the podcast before and I completely forgot.)

The cover of Spaceballs: The Book
A novelization by Jovial Bob Stine
Based on the screenplay written by
Mel Brooks & Thomas Meehan & Ronny Graham
Tagline states: The hilarious new comedy from MGM
An image of Lone Starr's ship, Eagle 5 (a flying Winnebago), blasts through space above the title

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L 👾💽🧮 @thejesterjournals.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Every episode of this podcast is gold, but this one is going to have a special place in my heart. I was the Officer Barney for my elementary school's production. A well meaning choir teacher told me I wasn't facing out enough, leading me to do every performance staring directly at the audience

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Who’s everyone’s favorite Phantom? We had the original Canadian cast recording on a cassette I nearly wore out as a moody 9 year old, so he’ll always be Colm Wilkinson to me youtu.be/1Ld4yGDNT0g

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10- I Gave You My Music

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Y'all need to hear the boys SINGING in this ep

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Come for Goosebumps the musical...but first, endure my extended book report on a piece of barely tangentially-related literature! And as a bonus, appreciate the musical stylings of @achangeofpants.bsky.social

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 05/08/2026

Don't be such a donut! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social plays fart.mp3, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social catches a killer brown-handed, and @bobvids.com finds a new iPhone case! youtu.be/90poBU8L9RA

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Goosebumps The Musical

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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 07/07/2026

I’m da Phantom baby! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social forgets about anime, @bobvids.com injects Knuckles, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social performs a musical number! youtu.be/lXxuQ-ZSc44

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Phantom of the Auditorium

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · 04/07/2026

screenshot of a post on reddit named "The creepy R.L. Stine dummy from Goosebumps is still out there." it features pictures of rl stine's creepy ass ventriloquist doll

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Chris Weed @chrisweedpiano.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Unedited picture of a normal podcast. cc: @youcantscare.me

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Josh Moniz @joshmoniz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yo! @youcantscare.me mentioned! Bump heads unite - lolololol Joking aside, it's an exceptional, fun podcast!

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Chris Weed @chrisweedpiano.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Listening to a podcast that talks about Goosebumps a normal amount.

My podcast catcher showing some episodes of "You Can't Scare Me". All of the episodes are at least two hours long, with one even being 3 hours 28 minutes.

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Move over Lee Cronin, because RL Stine is back to stink up another mummy story, and folks? ...He can't keep getting away with it.

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 15/03/2026

Peace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, @deviousvacuum.bsky.social is full of loose soda, @achangeofpants.bsky.social thinks about Iori Yagami, @bobvids.com wonders what mako tastes like, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social embraces being a huge weird pervert!

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Ghost Beach

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Why, what's this waiting under the tree on Christmas morning? A bonus holiday episode of You Can't Scare Me? Well merry Christmas indeed!

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social goes caroling, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social loves his dog, and @bobvids.com gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas! youtu.be/wuV-U5Cl7Ds

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More & More & More Tales to Give You Goosebumps

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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I would like it on the record that @voidburger.com drew the End in Quiet's style a while back

A drawing by @voidburger.com showing the End from Metal Gear Solid 3 rocking Quiet's bikini and torn leggings

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Well folks, here we are: rock bottom. In this discussion of what I refuse to believe is not the worst Goosebumps book: dark secrets are revealed, lasting psychologic damage is done, and maybe, just maybe, we all learn a little something about ourselves.

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · 05/12/2025

please enjoy our podcast @youcantscare.me that is only occasionally about goosebumps by r.l. stine

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 05/12/2025

I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), @bobvids.com learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!

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Go Eat Worms!

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 31/10/2025

It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!

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YCSM 20 - The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 13/10/2025

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!

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YCSM 19 - Deep Trouble

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 09/08/2025

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

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YCSM 18 - Monster Blood 2

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · 17/06/2025

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

review of the podcast "you can't scare me" by Rmdubbs titled "The Best Goosebumps Pod": "I've listened to all the available Goosebumps podcasts out there and this is BY FAR the very best one. They have the perfect balance of summary, commentary, analysis, and banter. The group is also hilarious. Keep up the good work!"

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 16/06/2025

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

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YCSM 17 - Why I'm Afraid of Bees

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Seth 🏳️‍🌈 @rainbownanaki.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

A crude drawing of Mario, Bob, and Brandon together underneath a blanket that is propped up by a chair. Mario is drawn to look like his username of "TomatoGrandpa", but with additional mummy bandages, Bob is a ventrilloquist's dummy, and Brandon is a Horror. Brandon is holding a flashlight up to his face, as if in the middle of summarizing yet another Goosebumps book. The colour pallets comprises soft peaches and blues, all pulled from the Jacobus cover of One Day At Horrorland.

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

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Arlowa🦌 Comms open! @arlowa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat @youcantscare.me is perfect!

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Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg

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#26 - Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland Part 1 (Gextra Life '18)

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 31/12/2024

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!

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One Day at HorrorLand

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 25/11/2024

just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · 23/11/2024

we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?

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Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

*sigh* reset the sign, fellas

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 16/10/2024

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...

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You Can't Scare Me!

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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Folks I know I'm biased, but this is a very, very good episode of YCSM. Stay til the end and hear us actually lose our minds.

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