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Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social
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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎 @tomatograndpa.bsky.social is my boyfriend! 💖

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 21m
All I ever do is get messages at 4:59pm about how an urgent demo needs to happen tomorrow
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was going through TSA there was another insulin pump getting a hand check, and when the TSA agent asked which pump was mine, I was like "omg there's another T1D person here?!?!" and I was so excited that she laughed at me
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy that this is what my insulin pump looked like until like 2018
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
Regrettably, I Find That I Must Reject the Left www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/regrettably-i-i-170717499/
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
The GFC, much like the AI bubble, was nothing to do with reality, but ever-twisting levels of speculation. Too much of our financial system is powered by number games dressed up as investment.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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alexburby.bsky.social @alexburby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the Golden Girls theme song. This is my all time favorite music trivia.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my boyfriend sending me the 4K blu ray rip of the show I really want to see
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It inspired me to CREATE... and for that I will always be grateful... May Her Web Connect Us All johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/madame-webmd
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Madame WebMD
Your burning questions about 'Madame Web' answered
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I date men, my straight girlfriends ask “Is he tall?” And I always say, “how the hell would I know?”
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I was in Salem, I got a physical copy of the Goosebumps book Ghost Beach, which is the book I read when I guested on @youcantscare.me! Now I have a Ghost Beach of my very own!
someone else's physical copy of GHOST BEACH by R.L. STINE
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Advance and SP floral boys pins will also be restocked today! Drops at 10 AM PT 🌸🩵💫 meyocostudio.com
Photo of an enamel pin shaped like a pink game console with flowers blooming from the screen, surrounded by fresh flowersPhoto of an enamel pin shaped like a green game console with flowers blooming from the screen, surrounded by fresh flowers
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wonderful boyfriend @tomatograndpa.bsky.social took me to Salem this week and we had so much fun!! Now I realize when l like New Orleans and he likes Salem we are actually talking about the same vacation at 2 different temperatures
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 24/09/2026
this is the famous Operator from hit game Lifeline
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 19/09/2026
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN This Friday. The Mareeps will Jump again. It's THE MAREEPATHON 2. New and improved! We start with 24 hours on the clock, every dollar of support adds another minute, and if you gift 5 or more subs at once the time added is doubled! Friday Sept 25th, 12pm EDT, twitch.tv/sebmal
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going on vacation next week with my boyfriend and I've been talking about him all week and everyone says I'm so happy now and they're so happy for me 💖💖💖
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alright man
Instagram post from account “factpostnews” with a picture of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and the caption “200,000 HOLES FILLED IN NEW YORK CITY UNDER MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI”
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
do you think if lowtax were alive today he'd be an AI guy. do you think he'd be full on "claude is real and strong and he's my friend"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We watched Death Becomes Her tonight and this is what me and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social look like IRL
Bruce Willis and Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't believe there's gonna be a Vampire Chronicles RPG system like how do you turn Lestat and Rowan Mayfair into numbers. Incredible. I will, thank you.
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Black Bettie Cosplay | 🩸🦇 @blackbettie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re kicking off #BIPOCVampDay 2026 early with an exclusive interview with Eloy Lasante, a game system designer for recently announced Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe #RPG from Renegade Game Studios! 9/17 at 4pm PST / 7pm EST Can’t wait to see y’all over at twitch.tv/bipocvampires #bvd26 #ttrpg
Photo of Eloy Lasanta 
Text: Exclusive interview with Eloy Lasanta Game System Designer of Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe Roleplaying Game.

Thursday, September 17th, 2026
4pm - 5pm PST

Twitch.tv/bipocvampires
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My face when THE KILLER am I right gamers???
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thevoiceofdog @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
October is approaching! Are you prepared for the arrival of THE KILLER??? this year’s Anthology of the Killer stream will be featuring @deviousvacuum.bsky.social! Gonna start the whole thing the evening of Oct 3rd! thumbnail art by the very talented @infinitebrians.neocities.org!
A thumbnail for anthology of the killer.  A pink vacuum cleaner looks worried as the killer looms over her.  BB and Thevoiceofdog are there
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let me buy an 8.5 x 11" sheet of pimple patch material and cut my own shapes
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Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🐈⭐️ COVER REVEAL!! ⭐️🐈 Thrilled to share the cover of my next graphic novel for young readers, MEATBALL: KING OF THE FOREST, coming March 2027 from @MacKidsBooks in the U.S. and @TundraBooks in Canada!
Cover of a book called "Meatball" with a cat leaping in the air
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
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Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
.csv stands for Crazy Sexual Vagina. and brother you know i’m separating them values
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Managed to scavenge a mere 9 Alani Witches Brews to last me the entire Halloween season
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Yuria @itsyuria.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heya, sorry, I need to do another night here. I'm feeling ill still (most likely the 9-11 crowds full of coughing) and traveling with Lily is pushing my physical limit. I need help while I'm still recovering 😣
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got my flu/covid shot today and I actually felt GREAT all day so I think they finally cracked it with this one
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am a simple American woman drinking my Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Trolli Mango Pineapple Punch and eating my Smartfood Cheetos cheddar popcorn
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Historians digging up the original Cozy Coupe:
Photos of white marble classical statues, and the brightly coloured paint they originally bore
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 12/09/2026
A screenshot of Mr. Mine (formerly & fated to once again be Rainbow The Clown) from the Powerpuff Girls. The joke is that his touch removed color (and joy) from everything.
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
r/Tetris 1 year ago
A list of how edible different Tetris blocks are
[categorization: 'Memes']

standard tetris blocks: solid, biting one would break your teeth. not meant for consumption.

puyo: each one one is is a a different flavour but the taste is amplified. the red burns your throat. can be eaten.

dr. luigi pills: edible but can be fatal if you
overdose. only take as prescribed

panel de pon tiles: somewhat firm and a bit chewey, but tastes raw chicken liver. they are sentient and scream loudly when biting into one. possibly edible but not the grey one

mr. driller blocks: looks can be deceiving. it may be cake but it tastes like plastic and glue. Undergrounders have different taste buds then humans

yoshi's cookies: edible tasty cookieskayproll
1 year ago
What about the tiles from klax?

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I almost added them but I couldn't find a clear image of them.

Klax tiles are just giant crunchy PEZ with a chalky texter but sweet taste. Very much edible
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Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, never forgetting.
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