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Dermot Smith

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/06/2026
Sinister black cat peering over the bottom of the image says: "This is not a scam. Dm me if you wanna turn your $500 into my $500."
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
10/10, no notes
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Alex Brewer MP 🔶 @alexkbrewer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
North East Hampshire Fire Services Crews from across Hart, Rushmoor and Basingstoke and Deane have tackled fire after fire in extreme heat, protecting the heathland and woodland that makes our constituency so special. Our natural environment is irreplaceable and right now, dangerously vulnerable.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Easy to donate: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"If there there was a window it was not broken, but it if was broken it was not by Nigel Farage's ball, but if it was his ball he certainly did not kick it, and if he did kick it, it was an accident and he knew nothing about it" said a Reform spokesperson.
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Hampshire @hampshireuk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Teen becomes youngest known woman to run length of GB #Hampshire #BBCNews
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Hampshire teen becomes youngest known woman to run GB
Phoebe Harris ran more than 1,000 miles (1,609km) from John O'Groats to Land's End in 68 days.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*cough* If I may be allowed a moderate brag, this was the day he was appointed to the shadow cabinet, more than a year ago. I thank you. What a perfect time to subscribe to @quietriotpod.bsky.social on your podcast app of choice. x
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@thomas_violence

tonight a 19ish year old in the bar very
nicely asked me if I could give them a
refund on a vodka coke they bought
because they realised they were too drunk
and drinking it would be a bad idea, a move
both so ballsy and sincere I couldn't
possibly refuse

@kimT9410 

Umm.. I thought in all US states you must
be at least 21 years old in order to purchase
alcohol?

@thomas_violence

I'm one of the dozens of people
worldwide that live in a country that's
not America
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/08/2026
oh this is superb
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George @retiredbroker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had my frog's DNA tested Turns out he's part Irish, part Italian and a tad pole
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
From 2015, when @news.sky.com had all the big stories.
TV screen grab from 2015 of EasyJet aircraft with Sky News Chiron reading “MAN TEASED ON EASYJET FLIGHT”
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My heartfell opinion is that this is the perfect joke
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That’s bad right?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@jonnelledge.bsky.social An incredible entry for any nimby watch awards, though it is a road widening rather than houses.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Morning
Meme: a flooffy cat lying down and looking at camera, labelled ‘himalayan’. Below, the same breed of cat standing, labelled ‘himawalkin’. An extremely childish ‘joke’. It amuses me enormously
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wow. Samsung announce smart glasses. Where do they get their crazy ideas 😔 #galaxyunpacked
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🤍❤️🤍
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s on BBC iPlayer
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Peter Clines @peterclines.com · 13/07/2026
Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!
futurism.com
The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@secondmentions.com "The gravel-voiced singer"
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In the first half of 2024, the number one issue in America was presidential age and mental capacity. Flubbing the name of a foreign leader was top headline news, with political and medical analysis. Then people who treated it with utmost importance decided it didn’t matter, and dropped the issue.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly
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Miranda Green @greenmirandahere.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
these are great 👇
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John Cotter @drjohncotter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve said it before, but there isn’t a better metaphor for project Brexit than this clip from Trailer Park Boys. It’s worth two minutes of your time. Enjoy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfya...
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Trailer park boys - Ricky the handyman bathroom scene #TrailerParkBoys #handyman #trailer
YouTube video by Trailer Park Rock 🛒
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David Harper @thatdavidharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What do I have in common with this tray?
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Times today
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@secondmentions.com "Candy Crush Businessman"
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Matthew Segal @segalmr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.
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Alan Lester @alanlester.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For all the other disgraceful things about Reform’s leadership I still find this shocking. A man hurls abuse at a politician. Rather than defending her right to speak, Farage offered to buy him a pint and Yusuf to make him a peer. The descent is accelerating. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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Rachel Reeves hit back at heckler who shouted Labour are ‘useless’
The chancellor was briefing about fuel duty when a man began shouting at her, prompting her to respond that ‘part of being British is having good manners’
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Richard Flowers @richarddominic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sees what we were supposed to have Sees what we are (maybe) getting Weeps 😭
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@alexkbrewer.bsky.social May be worth a tour!
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"hi, I'm a padded package with a book in it" "cool, padded with bubble wrap I expect" "oh, absolutely not" "so instead you're padded with..." "carpet scraps, cigarette ends, and asbestos, yeah" "and opening you might leave me covered in those?" "buddy, I guarantee it."
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop
We come in pizza
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Quite bizarre "reporting"
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It’s like buying a bicycle.
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Martin McDonald @martymcd.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In fairness, and decoded from a Brit perspective, that likely meant 'Holy fucking shit, what *on earth* have you done!'
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this seems like it’s just asking for problems
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Definite @secondmentions.bsky.social in the FA Cup Semi-Final text commentary. Chelsea are “the managerless club.”
BBC Text commentary “Now a great chance for Chelsea but João Pedro cannot get a firm shot away and Leeds escape after a terrific move by the managerless club.”
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I didn’t know Newport Docks had armaments poised for deployment!
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"Oirish Paytriots " should at the very least know where our counties are FFS 🙄🤬🤬 #TraitorsAndKnuckleheads
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/04/2026
me: who wants to get fucked up? them: i meant questions about the job but seeing as you’ve asked, yeah, let’s fucking go
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me doing cross country in year 7
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Well at least we now have more idea how a former Foreign Secretary then PM managed to attain and keep the posts despite obvious red flags.
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