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Dermot Smith

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They'll miss the tips.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your lack of credibility is not assisted by declaring in one moment that ”the UK is bankrupt” then saying what has to happen “in order for [the UK] not to go bankrupt”. 🤣🤣🤣
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘Bankrupt’ is another term that appears to have “lost all significance”, at least it has for those applying it to a nation state.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Failing and misfiring tastebuds is nothing to crow about
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was an early topic at this weeks (both weeks…) live shows and has to happen now, surely… 😊
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put it out! Put it out! 🤣
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My basic human right to attach plastic sheets to your property?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's not a fess
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Mind-boggling" it is not...
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Created by AI. Those darn extra fingers.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We now have Lake America, that has been done I have just been told”. Well that changes everything.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s another today in a pale blue shirt that you shouldn’t read, for variety.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh they *really* did… Gloves are always off anyway, this was with knuckledusters. 😆
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can confirm expensive PS pants always fail where you said they fail. Similar NEXT own brand ones fail at the waistband, PS ones fail where one's wife accuses one of itching where one shouldn't - and one doesn't!
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Far Left”. Well my colleagues may just die laughing when I show them that!
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aw, bless! Does your Mummy know you’re on her phone?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A different group and a different message, but this image was at the end of Downing Street a couple of weeks ago on a random weekday - black clad groups are being emboldened by a lack of consequences.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“YouTube … refusing to show the trailer“ with a link to YouTube… 🤔 They are not allowing it to be promoted, perhaps?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think he has mistyped MBF that goes after his name, because he appears to be as Mad as a Box of Frogs.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A roll would cost less than transport costs
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You must have been exhausted by the end of the stay
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because it was a minor passing error, not a substantial one.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, but AI operates in Data Centres, Data Centres use loads of water and magnets don’t work in water according to the smartest President so touché!
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It isn’t impressing those who see you do it, quite the opposite…
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More evidence of his successful business brain, I guess?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or that it was all in his step-dad’s name and only notionally ‘his’ property at all.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But the sniper position would be lower, right? I mean…
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One comment starts “with all due respect…”. Now there’s a series of words with no meaning for comments about Trump.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, my posting is a long way from prolific! 😏
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, I’ve seen that a few times times but not regularly, thankfully.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you mean one particular account or a group of them? Any hint to ID it/them? Not that I would knowingly donate to a random org (I hope).
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It matters little when it is proven time and again to be at variance with the actual facts.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I criticised Sky News for regurgitating a social media post before doing any work on the story. It has nothing to do with ‘helping me’. I’d say the same if they regurgitated a social media post by someone else.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course I know that. But putting out crud initially helps nobody.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The article must have changed because initially it was a reprint of Trump's absurb post
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why are you reporting this unquestioningly? Is there a comment from Denmark or Greenland? How does it differ from the existing arrangement?
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Membership of the party will be mandatory to keep your job. Children will be required to join the youth wing of the party.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They are so proud of him that he doesn't appear in the targeted flyer... 😁
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do they even have a candidate? Hard to tell from that!
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My cap arrived today, yay!
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But the border wall would keep them out. Or is it in... 😆
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And then the market realising ‘that was it’
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s great to know. Am I in?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/06/2026
Sinister black cat peering over the bottom of the image says: "This is not a scam. Dm me if you wanna turn your $500 into my $500."
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“…from convicted money launderer.”, fixed it.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
10/10, no notes
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SENSATIONAL!
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Alex Brewer MP 🔶 @alexkbrewer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
North East Hampshire Fire Services Crews from across Hart, Rushmoor and Basingstoke and Deane have tackled fire after fire in extreme heat, protecting the heathland and woodland that makes our constituency so special. Our natural environment is irreplaceable and right now, dangerously vulnerable.
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Dermot Smith @dermotsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am not sure who was more pleased…
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