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Kurt Rudolph

@rudolph218.bsky.social
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Husband, Father, Weimaraners, Vikings, Wild, Twins, upland hunter, PF/QF, Missouri Democrat (there are dozens of us!)

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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Cram It Up Your Cram Hole, LaFleur
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Bane Wreckage
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
How I'm going to imagine the Marines storming the island without putting boots on the ground.
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a man in a red coat is holding a sword and riding a circle in the snow
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
When my dog picks up an old piece of pizza next to the sidewalk.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When will it end? Trump:
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a group of men in historical costumes with the words nobody knows above them
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Mike Johnson when he see's Trump answer a question with: I don't know about it.
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a man in a suit and tie says my man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says my man
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Translation: If Cruz would have been a Senator from New York state, he would have been in Italy during the blizzard this weekend.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Incompetent Clown Posse
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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a man in a blue shirt says i 'm playing both sides
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says i 'm playing both sides
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lawler is definitely that parent who gave into a toddler throwing a temper-tantrum in the grocery store.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So how's the year going? It's February.
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a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Why would Pyongyang News 1 show videos that contradicted what the administration is saying.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Says the garbanzo king
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Defiance does not equal attacking, unless you're like Kash and Bovino who have an unhealthy Napoleon complex
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Cc: @chriswarcraft.bsky.social I think you two would hit it off
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Americans fleeing Venezuala returning to the US...
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a boy in a beanie says ain t much better in here kid
ALT: a boy in a beanie says ain t much better in here kid
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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a loading icon on a white background that looks like a spinning wheel .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Penguins and Golden Knights shutout leaders
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a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Tomlin to Harbaugh after Sunday night's game "They expect one of us in the wreckage brother"
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a man with a mask on his face is laying down and says yes
ALT: a man with a mask on his face is laying down and says yes
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Burrow to the AFC North after tonight.
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a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fantasy football friend: hey I'm starting a new league, you want to join? me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup? FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget? me:
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The Rams with multiple first rounders?
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a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Cheetolini McTacoTits trying to figure out what's causing the low commodity prices.
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a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me
ALT: a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.
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a man is standing in front of a refrigerator in a kitchen .
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Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends. Top notch loser shit.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Happy Confederate Surrender Day! At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed. www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...
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Minnesota has a Confederate symbol — and it is going to keep it
Minnesota has a Confederate symbol in its possession. It has long caused controversy. And Minnesota is not moving it.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I have a question for @aarongleeman.bsky.social and @johnbonnes.bsky.social regarding the Twins.TV deal for $20/month or $99/season. Do they pay us to watch or do we pay them to watch, because through 4 games this season I'm a little unsure on the economics of that program.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's a damn cult, and the people who don't see it that way have IQ's lower than their thermostat setting.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@mattgertz.bsky.social probably...
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying " first time "
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If he's traded, will a parent or guardian (JJ or Addison) have to sign off on the trade as well?
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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gollum from the lord of the rings is eating a piece of meat and says `` my precious '' .
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Does he think Dallas is going to get relegated down to the USFL or something?
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
South Africa definitely sent their shittiest stain to America.
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Kurt Rudolph @rudolph218.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Done
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